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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wedding, Part 2 (S05E05)

"We probably have some things that we should talk about..."
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"but maybe we save it for a less stressful day."
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"This is not your fault, by the way. The fire was an act of God."
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"Not that God sent a fireball down..."
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"to keep a couple guys from getting married, but, uh-"
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"I didn't say that right. There's no way that this-"
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"any of this- is part of God's plan."
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"Save something for the toast, Dad."
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"Where do you want this?"
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"Bus five. What's wrong with your voice?"
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"The three of us just took a road trip."
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"We sang Broadway tunes all the way to the Texas border."
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"Then from the other side of Texas to Florida."
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"Hey, so you're, like, the minister?"
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"Kinda. When they lost Sal, the situation was a no-brainer..."
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"which made them think of me."
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"Isn't there a lot you have to remember to marry people?"
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"Not really. They all follow the same basic pattern."
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""We're gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony."
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"Right. Then I ask the second person..."
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""Do you take him to be your lawfully wedded spouse?""
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"- You know the drill, right? - I do."
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"Then I say, "By the powers vested in me by the State of California..."
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"I now pronounce you legally wed.""
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"- Bingo, bango, bongo, you're married. - Awesome."
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"Really awesome."
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"Look, Barb, I know what you're going through."
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"You and Merle are at a crossroads in your marriage."
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"It feels like the end of the world."
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"But in time, you'll see it more as a-"
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"Right."
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"don't do anything."
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"Just take some time and breathe."
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"Maybe through your nose."
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"Did you happen to find anything in one of my pockets?"
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"Funny you should flask."
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"Maybe I'll just take that."
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"Excuse me. Well, it's much lighter now, isn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, this is weird. I think this is the same seat..."
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"- I used to nervously scratch at on my way to school. - Oh, poor thing."
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"Yeah. Even then I felt such pressure to be perfect-"
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"Andy's flight is delayed again."
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"Okay. That was close. We almost connected on a human level."
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"He's doing the dumbest thing. His girlfriend broke up with him..."
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"and he's flying out to win her back."
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"That sounds so romantic."
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"It's so weak. This girl throws a fit, he goes running."
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"If they get back together, she has all the power."
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"Oh, my God. You like him."
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"No, I don't. What?"
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"This is so hilarious. He's totally not your type."
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"- Shut up. - Please."
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"You can't stop thinking about him. You're checking on him."
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"He's not even like a real person. He's like a Muppet."
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"I don't even get some of Sal's remarks here."
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""Marriage is like a freeway-"
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"messy, but if you communicate, it's so worth it.""
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"- Honey, that does not say "freeway." - Oh."
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"I can't use any of this, but I don't want the whole ceremony to be generic."
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"- Well, you can read a poem or maybe- - Hold on. Back up."
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"- I like your last idea- a magic trick. - I did not suggest a magic trick."
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"After all, what's better than magic to symbolize the wonder of marriage?"
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"Excuse me. I'm talking to you."
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"Yeah, yeah. They looked good on you in the store, but now you're not sure."
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"Well, maybe if I stapled the sports page to my head, you'd pay attention."
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"As long as it covered your mouth."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"- Oh! When are we going to be there? - Soon, honey. Very soon."
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"Come on. Give us a smile."
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"Remember, this is the happiest day of your dads' lives."
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"- No! - The butterflies are eating me!"
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"What a bunch of babies."
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"Pepper said it was nice. I hope we like it."
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"Cam. Cam, listen. Whatever's on the other side of this curtain, we cannot be disappointed."
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"You're right. Today is not about flowers or superficial things."
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"Right. Okay."
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"- Thank God. it's pretty. - Oh, my God. I love it."
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"- I was so scared! - I could cry!"
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"Oh, don't cry. You'll streak your bronzer."
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"Everyone, please take your seats."
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"We'll be starting in cinco minutes, 10 at the most."
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"Do you ever notice with Ronaldo how his language barrier sort of fluctuates?"
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"How is this place even available?"
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"Oh, dreadful story."
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"Runaway bride, suicidal groom, feuding families."
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"It really puts our mundane problems in perspective."
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"- We can't dim the lights. - Then break some. These are not young men!"
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"Why don't you two go freshen up?"
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"Wait. Why am I seeing only half a quartet?"
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"- Ed and Jim are volunteer firemen. - Of course they are."
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"Try to play in front of a mirror."
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"- A kiss for luck. - Oh, okay."
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"- A kiss for luck, my little gingersnap! - Oh, okay. Oh, wow, Barb."
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"Good thing we're out of the fire zone. Wow."
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"Well, you know, your dad gave me a little wedding helper."
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"I didn't know the jacket still had a-"
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"Flask. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Yeah."
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"At the end of the ceremony, I kiss a man..."
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"so you might wanna fill 'er up."
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"This is how you try to fix things?"
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"You get her drunk?"
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"Don't blame him. She's been a loose cannon..."
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"ever since she started goin' to that church service that starts at 10:30."
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"They play guitar music."
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"It's a celebration."
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"It's Gomorrah."
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"The pastor wears one of them Madonna microphones."
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"Hey, you wanna go and do something fun after this thing?"
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"No, I was thinking about staying in tonight and spending some time with Joe."
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"You never wanna do anything since that baby came along."
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"- How are you? - I'm good."
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"- You- You have the, um- - Marriage license, rings, signing pen, toast?"
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"You know that's just a title for today, right?"
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"Yeah. I'm the best person at this wedding."
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"I'm still kind of hearing- What is that?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh."
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"That's pollen. Oh, no."
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"- Honey. - Don't look at me. I only had one corsage."
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"Where's your sister?"
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