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Clips from Three's Company - No Children, No Dogs (S01E01)

"In the morning and I saw her walking around half-naked"
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"In her nightgown."
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"What--Oh my god--She's sleep walking, again!"
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"Sleep walking--eh-- This is a decent neighborhood."
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"Now, if she wants to walk in her sleep,"
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"You tell her to get dressed before going to bed."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That's a brilliant idea! [ Laughter ]"
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"All right, Stanley, how did you just happen to be peeping"
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"Out the window at three o'clock in the morning?"
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"Peeping? [ Laughter ]"
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"Me--I wasn't peeping."
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"I--I wanted to see what the weather was like."
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"Then why didn't you look out our bedroom window?"
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"And wake you up? [ Laughter ]"
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"You wouldn't want me to wake you up in the middle of the night,"
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"Would you?"
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"Heaven's no! And break your perfect record?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You mean I walked out into the street in my nightie?"
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"Oh, Janet, I am so embarrassed!"
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"Oh, hey, forget embarrassed."
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"I'm just glad that you weren't hurt, that's all."
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"Now, Chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time?"
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"Chrissy, what's bothering you-- What's--"
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"Well, Chrissy, what?"
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"Oh, it must be Mr. Rogers."
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"His secretary's out sick and I’m substituting for her this week."
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"Oh, is he giving you a rough time?"
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"Oh, I just can't keep up with him."
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"He dictates too fast?"
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"It's not his dictation-- It's his hands."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus."
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"What?"
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"The explorer? [ Laughter ]"
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"Hey, why don't you complain to his boss?"
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"He is the boss!"
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"You have got a problem."
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"[ Deep sighing ]"
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"Hi!"
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"And the one thing I’m concerned about with now"
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"Is the sleep walking, though."
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"Sleep walking--What are you talking about?"
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"Jack, Chrissy walked in her sleep last night"
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"Right out into the street."
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"Are you serious?"
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"How long has this been going on?"
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"Oh, it started when I was a kid."
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"You know it wasn't easy being a minister's daughter."
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"I had to be the best in school, the best in bible class--"
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"And when I couldn't do that, I got so nervous,"
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"I started walking in my sleep."
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"Well, just relax."
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"I've got something that will take your mind off of it."
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"I wonder what he's up to this time."
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"What've you got?"
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"[Aaahhh]"
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"Oh what a sweet little thing."
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"Yeah--"
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"Oh, oh, how cute."
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"Oh, where did you get him?"
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"My friend, Larry, gave him to me."
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"Honest Larry-- The used car salesman?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Only thing Larry ever gave anyone was the business."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Oh, come on--Just because he calls himself "Honest Larry""
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"Doesn't mean he's a crook. [ Laughter ]"
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"Besides, this time I gave him the business."
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"How?"
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"Well, Larry has a soft spot for animals,"
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"And he wanted to get rid of this litter of pups so I took one."
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"Well, I also owed him $25 and I told him"
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"That if I took a puppy, he'd have to cancel the debt."
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"Ah, you've got a soft spot, too, right here."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What do ya mean?"
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"We can't keep it."
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"Why not?"
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"Oh, Janet--"
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"Oh, now come on, you guys, you know Roper's rules--"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, well, we're keeping half of the bargain--so far."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"If we keep this dog, Mr. Roper will cancel our lease."
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"We'll be out on the street! [ Doorbell ]"
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"She's right, Jack."
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"Well, what am i supposed to do, now?"
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"Hey."
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"Larry's not gonna take that dog back--"
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"That lousy, used car salesman!"
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"Hi, Larry, we were just talking about you!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Come on in!"
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"You know Larry."
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"Hi."
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"Sure--What are you giving away this time--"
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"Your pet tarantula? [ Laughter ]"
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"Larry, it's about the dog--"
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"I know. I know. You don't have to tell me."
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"Oh, that's a relief."
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"I thought you'd object."
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"Why would I object?"
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"Isn't he something?"
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"And, I’m not going to charge for it, either."
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"Charge for what?"
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"Ah, this rubber bone-- I forgot to give it to Jack."
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"It's good for the teeth."
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"I didn't know your teeth were giving you trouble, Jack."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"It's for the puppy."
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"Larry, you're gonna have to take this dog back."
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"You don't want that sweet, little--cute,"
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"Little--loveable, little--"
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"Larry, we are not allowed to have any pets."
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"You've got him, haven't you?"
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"He's housebroken. [ Laughter ]"
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"Here."
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"No, no, wait, whoa, whoa-- What about the 25 bucks?"
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