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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Ruth Buzzi (S01E01)

"His last words were, "Take the cheese off my chest.""
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"Oh, it's a joke. Yeah, it was just a joke."
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"That's up to the laugh track."
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"But speaking of laughs, Ruth, you know, you really tickle me."
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"Well, that's how I make everyone laugh. How's that?"
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"I tickle them."
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"Wonderful. Marvelous."
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"♪ That you should care for me ♪"
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"the man with the fur and the funnies -"
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"our own Fozzie Bear."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Love you all. Yeah."
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"Oh, it's gonna be a great night tonight."
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"Yeah. Somewhere, but not here."
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"You folks are in for a real treat."
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"You mean you're finished?"
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"Hey, come on. Come on, you guys."
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"Hey, a lot of these folks wanna see me."
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"Well, so do we."
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"No. Retire."
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"Hey, look, if you don't like me, why do you come here?"
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"Because you're one of the top comics in the business."
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"Look, who's doing this show, you or me?"
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"Well, we're getting all the laughs."
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"This is my act."
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"And you're the greatest straight man in the business."
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"You've never been funnier. Never."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, thank you. You're a wonderful audience."
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"Kisses. Kisses."
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"Yeah."
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"What did we just do? His act."
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"Well, we've never been funnier."
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"(woman screaming)"
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"Oh, not that. Ohh!"
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"All right. Now give us the information,"
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"or we have ways of making you talk."
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"Yes, sir."
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"first Battalion, Fifth Army,"
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"based on the far side of the river."
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"We have over 15,000 troops,"
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"heavily armed, with 40 tanks and 3 fighter planes."
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"Good. Thank you very much."
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"That's the information we needed. Thank you."
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"You're very welcome. Now, listen."
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"We have enough food and ammunition for three weeks."
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"He's a gunnery expert and a former account exec"
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"with an ad agency in Philadelphia."
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"Well, yes, fine. That should do it. Thank you."
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"and he drives a '63 Dodge station wagon."
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"And the pilot flying plane number one is Mike Kelly."
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"and he wears a toupee."
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"He got three Bs and an A in his final year,"
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"and he went with a general's daughter named Maggie."
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"I don't care. Oh, she had a mole on her left shoulder."
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"I'm warning you. We have ways of making you stop talking."
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"Listen, the other pilot is an expert in decoding"
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"and he is a crack gin rummy player."
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"I mean, he is really terrific..."
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"Please don't do any more. Stop. Don't talk."
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"Please don't talk. Stop it, please."
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"Oh, light of my life, frog in my arms,"
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"at last we are alone."
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"At last you are alone, Piggy."
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"I'm about to go on stage in front of a thousand people."
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"But..."
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"Oh, wretched day"
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"for a pig in her prime to be thus scorned."
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"Ohh..."
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"How I long to hear my love whisper sweet passion."
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"Hiya, good-looking. Where you been all my life?"
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"Kermit? Mm-hmm."
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"How...? But..."
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"(smacks lips)"
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"Hey, listen, you. Hey, you."
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"How about you and me getting together"
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"Snuggle bunny? But..."
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"Yeah, look, look, look. Let me take you away from all this."
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"A marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig."
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"We could have bouncing baby figs."
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"Baby figs? Sure, let me whisper..."
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"Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear."
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"Sweet nothings. (whispers)"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Ugh! Ugh!"
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"Yuck!"
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"How dare you say that to a pig!"
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"Piggy, Piggy, let me explain. Oh?"
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"Explain this."
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"Hii-yah! Hiii!"
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"Hiii! Hiii!"
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"Listen. I think you may have dented him. I don't c..."
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"Ahh."
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"Oh, well. The frog broke her fall."
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"(cranking)"
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"I hear your son the hotel"
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"has become interested in religion."
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"Oh, interested isn't the word."
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"He's seriously thinking about becoming a monastery."
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"Kermit has asked me to introduce this week's closing number,"
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"so it is with great pleasure..."
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"Excuse me. Don't pay any mind to me, Miss Buzzi."
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"I merely stand by, checking the content of this program"
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"to make sure it is morally above reproach."
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"OK."
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"It is with great pleasure"
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"that I present the Gogolala Jubilee Jug-Band."
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"(♪ "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller)"
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"♪ Well, you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd"
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"(both) ♪ You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd"
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"♪ But you can be happy if you've a mind to"
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"♪ All you gotta do is put your mind to it"
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"♪ Knuckle down, buckle down ♪ Do it, do it, do it"
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"♪ You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool"
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"(both) ♪ You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool"
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"♪ No, you can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool"
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"♪ But you can be happy if you've a mind to"
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"(fiddle solo)"
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"(blowing)"
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