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Clips from Superstore - Super Hot Store (S02E02)

"as I need them, okay?"
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"Wow, you're so handy."
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"It's "handsy." Plural."
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"But yeah, the Sturgises have always been builders."
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"In fact, my ancestors built the ships"
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"that brought the very first African-Americans"
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"to this country."
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"You mean, like, slave ships?"
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"No!"
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"No."
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"Uh, okay, well, let's see what we're dealing with here."
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"Whoa! I can't believe you know how to fix that."
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"Well, I definitely do,"
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"so why don't you just, uh, be quiet and shut up?"
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"Do you have to make that noise?"
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"I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat."
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"You know how they say people swallow, on average,"
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"I think, last night, I hit my trifecta."
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"Yep, that pen still clicks."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I bugging you?"
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"Oh, it's not your fault. You're just an annoying person."
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"What the hell? Take off your pants."
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"Some things were said"
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"that I'm sure both parties regret."
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"Well, at least I didn't tell you to smile."
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"What's wrong with that? You have a nice smile."
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"I have an amazing smile. It lights up a room."
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"But you don't tell me when to smile, Marcus."
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"I will smile when I damn well please."
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"Fine. I'm sorry if you felt offended."
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"I just forgot how sensitive women can be."
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"Marcus, no."
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"So now I'm sensitive."
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"Well, how's this for sensitive, Marcus?"
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"I am writing you up."
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"Oh, you think that's funny?"
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"What did we say about deescalating?"
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"More like I'm your superior"
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"You're fired."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. No!"
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"And it's not "nothing," all right?"
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"I think what happened was, maybe you said some things"
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"that tapped into kind of a gender/power matrix, so..."
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"Ugh, seriously, dude, you're being a bigger bitch than Amy."
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"Okay, so..."
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"you may have heard that we had an incident."
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"We had to let Marcus go."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Are you allowed to fire people?"
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"That's unclear. Probably."
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"I don't know. He seemed to think so."
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"Anyway, the rest of the warehouse"
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"walked out in solidarity with him."
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"Yeah. They're surprisingly loyal."
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"Apparently he promised them he was ushering in a new era, so..."
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"So we are going to unload this truck."
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"Do we even know how to unload a truck?"
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"Because I came back here once when they were doing it,"
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"and it is very elaborate and choreographed."
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"I mean, it was poppin'. It was hummin'."
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"It was like boom! Boom! Shabam!"
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"Boom, boom! Alakazam! Sha-pow!"
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"Guys, it's fine, okay?"
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"so, you know, all we need, really,"
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"are two people throwing the truck,"
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"one pushing the line, one on bulk transition,"
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"two pulling pallets, three pre-pushing HBA,"
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"and one person bowling C and D."
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"Let's do that."
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"So, uh, what are you thinking about?"
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"What are you doing? What is that?"
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"I thought that's something that people say after..."
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"- Oh. - Um..."
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"- No. - Because I can if you want."
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"- Please don't. - Okay. Sure."
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"Glenn? I need to talk to you."
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"I think the heat may be getting to Jonah and Amy."
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"They may have gone... and I try not to use this term..."
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"cray-cray."
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"They've gone cray-cray."
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"Hello!"
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"It could be a fake walk-away."
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"He's probably still listening."
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"Why would he do a fake walk-away?"
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"I always do a fake-out walk-away."
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"And what are they saying about you?"
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"Oh, it's never good."
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"It looks really complicated."
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"Yeah, well,"
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"everything's computerized nowadays."
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"But it's still the same basic guts."
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"Let me just try diagnostics here."
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"Uh... ooh, uh..."
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Okay, I seem to have changed the language."
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"I know we're all tired, but we're getting there."
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"Almost there."
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"Where's the scanner?"
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"I've got it. But I kind of got walled in over here."
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"Don't worry, Sandra. Everything's gonna be okay."
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"Just toss the scanner over to us."
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"Ow! Scanner's broken."
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"I can't even help my own employees"
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"when they need me the most."
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"That's not true. You help us all the time."
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"Like how?"
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"Oh, you want examples?"
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"Okay, um,"
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"oh, well, we wouldn't be able"
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"to come in to work in the morning"
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"if you didn't unlock the doors."
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"Actually, nowadays it's all"
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"opened automatically by computers."
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"Okay, but who turns on the computer?"
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"Corporate does."
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"Ha. Hmm."
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"There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for me to be here."
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"I'm just a pathetic, useless old man,"
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"You're not that old. What are you, like, 40?"
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"57."
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