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Clips from Superstore - Glenn's Kids (S02E02)

"And for my final trick,"
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"I will put this straw"
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"into my brain... oh, oh."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Cool! - Awesome!"
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"It got stuck, yeah."
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"I knew I recognized you from somewhere."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"You performed in Vegas, didn't you?"
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"Oh, yeah, but, uh, then I quit"
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"to pursue my true passion,"
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"marking down Martin Lawrence DVDs."
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"Well, just don't let my dad see you doing magic."
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"He's not a fan of the dark arts."
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"Oh, no, yeah, that's the devil's work."
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"Mm."
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"I have to know what it was like"
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"having Glenn as a dad."
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"It was great, you know. He's sweet, understanding."
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"He did try to start a family band three times."
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"Oh, I'm gonna have to see video of that immediately."
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"- Immediately? - Immediately, yeah."
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"Whoa-ho! The greatest magic trick of all."
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"Yeah, we went to a lot of tent revivals."
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"No way."
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"Before you started here,"
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"our photo studio had tons of backdrops."
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"Like waterfalls, jungles,"
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"the living room from "Seinfeld," you name it."
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"But who would pay to have their photo taken?"
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"Mostly families."
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"Oh, and lonely women with dogs."
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"Oh! Oh-whoa... wait, sweetie."
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"No, wait, no. Thanks."
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"Bobbie Sue, you need to stay close."
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"Papa's got his hands full."
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"while you finish setting up."
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"You think you can handle it?"
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"Glenn, I'm a mom."
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"Okay then, that would be great."
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"Oh, just one tip."
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"Don't let her put marbles in her mouth."
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"Uh, don't let anything fall on her."
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"Okay."
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"And also, don't let her get wet."
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"And don't feed her after midnight."
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"Just kidding, that's from "Gremlins.""
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"Like, you would totally be into Jeff, right?"
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"N... he wouldn't even be in the top five, to be honest."
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"Not..."
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"Oh, check this out. Kids love me."
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"Hey there, kiddos."
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"Do you guys like Batman?"
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"'Cause I think I saw him over in Housewares."
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"Batman."
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"From... from the movies."
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""I'm Batman!""
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"Really?"
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"All right, never mind, these kids are duds."
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"Move. Excuse me."
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"Do you always work so slow?"
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"Yeah, I bet I could do that faster."
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"What? No way, okay?"
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"I could totally..."
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"Actually."
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"I bet there's no way you can do this entire display"
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"by 2:00."
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"- We can. - Good."
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"You guys keep doing that,"
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"and I'll keep on checking Jeff's Instagram."
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"Look who's training for a 5K now."
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"Thanks, Timur."
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"Another one."
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"Oh, Amy, Amy."
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"Amy."
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"What do you make of that?"
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"Oh."
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"The woman drinking red wine out of her purse?"
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"Yeah, I think she's an alcoholic."
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"No-no-no-no, past her. Kristen and Jonah."
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"Oh."
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"Um."
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"Well, that's just..."
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"a disaster!"
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"Yeah, I do,"
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"but Kristen's had it tough."
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"You know, and now she's finally on a good path."
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"And I don't want anything to get in her way."
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"Well, I mean, isn't she in law school?"
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"Uh, she's got a good head on her shoulders."
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"Yeah, until, you know, she falls for"
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""Mr. B-School Dropout" over there."
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"Next thing you know, she's ditching classes"
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"so she can get all bortched up and lie on her back,"
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"watching airplanes land."
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"Uh, well, look, Glenn, who knows."
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"Maybe Jonah's gonna say something like, "joie de vivre""
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"and she won't even want to go out with him."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You're talking about Jonah."
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"Who doesn't fall in with Jonah?"
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"So gorgeous."
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"Okay."
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"Ah."
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"Look, Bobbie Sue, you're puking a rainbow."
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"It's funny, huh?"
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"Okay, so like I was saying,"
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"in "Step Up 5," they're all in,"
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"but then in "Step Up 6,""
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"they're all out."
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"Damn."
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"No."
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"Hey, Bobbie Sue..."
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"Bobbie Sue?"
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"Bobbie Sue?"
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"Bobbie Sue!"
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"Bobbie Sue?"
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"- Bobbie Sue. - Bobbie Sue!"
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"Bobbie Sue."
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"I don't see her anywhere."
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