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Clips from Castle - Nanny McDead (S01E01)

"He almost smiled at his good fortune"
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"When he found the quarter in his pocket,"
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"Slipping it into the slot."
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"Buying him the time to do what he does best..."
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"Disappear."
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"Just saying, bter story. Coffee?"
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"And someone better tell me who the hell lives in 8-b."
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"Let me guess. Gran cooked."
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"Chicken masala. And where is hurricane martha?"
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"In her room taking a dramatic pause."
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"Leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up, as usual. I don't mind. Dinner was fun."
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"Well, it's our room, not hers..."
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"Just remember."
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"Even despite that hideous bedspread she bought."
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"If you're hungry, there are lots of leftovers."
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"So who got killed today?"
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"Do they know who did it? Well, apparently in an actual homicide,"
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"They don't know who did it until after the guy gets caught."
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"How come we never had a nanny? Well, your mother and i decided"
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"If someone was gonna screw you up, we wanted it to be me."
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"Only you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway. Surprisingly."
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"You catch any perps today, kiddo?"
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"I did an "nypd blue" once, remember? You were the crazy homeless woman."
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"And some might say still are."
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"I was just asking dad"
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"I spared her any stories of my own personal experience."
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"In front of a laptop and claim to be employed."
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"Really? you had a nanny?"
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"Yeah, only we didn't call 'em nannies then. What were they called?"
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"Oh, i don't know. Um... Alcoholics?"
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"Raving lunatics? No, no, no, wait."
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"Instead of looking after me"
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"While you were acting, like they were supposed to,"
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"Instead watched daytime television. Oh, stop your whining. You didn't turn out half bad."
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"And don't forget, the good half are my genes. Well, that's just something"
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"But i'm not asking for an apology, mother."
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"Actually, i got the plot of my first novel..."
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"By watching "one life to live." there you go."
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"Which means i am one-quarter responsible"
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"For your success as well. Really? Do they do those at night? No, for sure."
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"I'm just--i'm just touched that you thought of me."
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"Oh, ordered to call me? I see."
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"Well, either way. I, uh, can leave right away."
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"Okay. Gotta go."
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"I would say don't wait up, but you'll be asleep by 11:00."
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"10:30. It's a school night. Are you sure she's got either one of our genes?"
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"Ah, well. You will help her with the dishes?"
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"All right. Be careful... Flatfoot."
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"Really?"
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"I thought cops just stood around the body"
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"Eating ham sandwiches and crackin' jokes--"
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"You know, hard-core gallows humor."
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"The head trauma definitely contributed to the death."
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"The force of the blows"
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"Resulted in significant cerebral hemorrhaging."
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"Mr. Castle, nice to see you again."
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"I wish i could say the same, but my glasses are all scratchy."
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"How often do they let you replace these? Not everybody has your budget, castle."
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"So what killed her? I'd say she was struck in the head with the bleach bottle,"
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"That caused temporal bleeding."
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"Without medical attention, she didn't stand a chance."
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"But what i thought you might find really interesting"
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"Hours before her death."
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"Sex? I'll explain how that works later."
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"The heat from the dryer makes it hard to pinpoint. So you're saying she was raped?"
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"Hard to determine. There were no vaginal lacerations"
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"Or presence of any semen. So what's the evidence of sex?"
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"Traces of spermicide. The guy wore a condom."
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"Boy, it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?"
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"I mean, it could have been a rape,"
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"But myest guess is-- she knew the guy."
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"I'm not ready to buy our attacker as a sexual predator,"
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"Especially with him using a condom."
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"Could be he's trying to hide d.N.A."
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"Dude, someone smart enough to hide d.N.A."
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"Would have been smart enough not to have sex in the laundry room. No, you're missing the point."
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"The laundry room afforded opportunity."
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"It wasn't an accident she was killed there."
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"Esposito, where are we on her cell phone? I pulled her records,"
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"Had her service provider ping it."
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"Triangulation puts it at or near the building."
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"Yeah, well, maybe he took it so she couldn't call for help,"
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"Then dumped it somewherelose by. What about her ex-boyfriend? We have a first name--brent."
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"But if we had her cell phone, he might be in the address book. What about these calls?"
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"What calls? Last two months, there's dozens of incoming calls"
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"From the same number. Right. We're still running that down,"
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"But the number's a prepay."
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"Besides, those calls stopped coming"
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"A couple weeks before she was killed. Yeah,"
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"But the outgoing calls to that number stop even before that."
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"Find this brent, bring him in for questioning."
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"You're here by invitation only."
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"Got it?"
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"Brent johnson?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm detective kate beckett. This is... M castle."
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"I suppose you know why you're here. Um, the cops that picked me up at my job"
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"Said you had some questions about what happened to sara."
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"I understand that the two of you were dating? Yeah, till about a month ago."
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"A month ago? What happened then?"
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"Nothing. We broke up. Whose idea was that?"
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"It was a mutual thing, i guess."
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"A mutual thing?"
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"you can't just not call me back, sara. Don't be a bitch."
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"come on, sara, i just want to talk to you."
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"look, i don't know why you can't just tell me"
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"who this other guy is."
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"you know... You know what? you're just a little slut."
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"There's plenty more of those. Yep. They make alec baldwin's messages"
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"Sound like rainbows and unicorns. How did you get those?"
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"From your service provider. A little advice--"
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"When you buy a prepaid phone, don't e your credit card."
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"Makes it totally traceable. I wasn't trying to hide anything."
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"'cause no man likes getting dumped."
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"Am i right? Our egos can't handle it."
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"This one time i had an ex-girlfriend cheat on me,"
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"I drank every meal for a week. I didn't even like her."
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"If i had loved her? Wow. I don't know..."
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"What i would have done."
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"No, no. No way. It wasn't like that."
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