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Clips from Batman - He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul (S01E01)

"Uh, Susie, sweetie."
Batman
"imported Canadian perfume."
Batman
"Wow! Canadian perfume."
Batman
"It's called, " Une nuit sans fin.""
Batman
"One endless night."
Batman
"Gee, that's like poetry."
Batman
"No, Susie, no."
Batman
"Do not open until after you've loaded the milk machine."
Batman
"Do you understand?"
Batman
"Oh, sure, Joker, anything you say."
Batman
"You're just the best boss any crook ever had."
Batman
"Oh, thank you."
Batman
"Hey, Joker, it's 3:00."
Batman
"Batman's zero hour. Watch for the green light."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Back! Everybody, back at the bar."
Batman
"We gotta have room to throw our Bat-arangs"
Batman
"when the crooks come in for the loot."
Batman
"Ready with the coin, Robin?"
Batman
"Ready."
Batman
"Zero hour."
Batman
"Put it in the slot."
Batman
"Roger."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"Batman's funeral dirge begins."
Batman
"I give him five seconds."
Batman
"Now!"
Batman
"(Joker) 'The joke's on you, my cheery booze hounds.'"
Batman
"'It's a stick up! Hands up, you coward.'"
Batman
"Surprise, Batman!"
Batman
"Quick, Robin, down behind the Bat-shield."
Batman
"'Surprise and goodnight!'"
Batman
"[gunshot]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[explosion]"
Batman
"Holy hailstorm. You knew this was gonna happen."
Batman
"Or something like it. You see, Robin."
Batman
"You betrayed yourself in that candy store."
Batman
"How?"
Batman
"Despite your boast, it was painfully evident"
Batman
"that you're not a smoker."
Batman
"hand in hand with the police."
Batman
"- Gee, Batman, I'm sorry. - 'Don't be silly.'"
Batman
"It's to your credit that"
Batman
"that charade failed."
Batman
"The thing now is to save Susie."
Batman
"- Save Susie? - 'Work it out.'"
Batman
"Why would an undercover agent try to pump her?"
Batman
"Because I knew she was one of the gang."
Batman
"Right. And once they know that we know"
Batman
"that young lady's life isn't worth a plugged lollypop."
Batman
"Holy murder! We gotta find her quick."
Batman
"Where? Back at the store?"
Batman
"- School. - On Saturday?"
Batman
"She'll be in the gym practicing cheers."
Batman
"Of course. Tonight, there's a big game."
Batman
"Woodrow Roosevelt against Disko Tech."
Batman
"Let's hurry, Batman."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Bartender, a bit of advice."
Batman
"Always inspect a jukebox carefully."
Batman
"These machines can be deadly."
Batman
"Hello."
Batman
"Yeah. Right."
Batman
"Yeah, just a sec. He's right here."
Batman
"Joker. Joker it's for you."
Batman
"It's Las Vegas."
Batman
"- Pete, the Swede. - Ah."
Batman
"Hello, Pete, the Swede."
Batman
"What's the line on the big game tonight?"
Batman
"The odds are 20 to 1?"
Batman
"On Woodrow Roosevelt High?"
Batman
"Oh, what a killin'."
Batman
"Uh, take a whimsical wager."
Batman
"$50,000 on Disko Tech."
Batman
"Yes, Pete, the Swede, you heard me."
Batman
"Disko Tech."
Batman
"Fifty times twenty. One million bucks."
Batman
"Oh, how delicious!"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"What? Bet against these champs?"
Batman
"The clown prince of crime must have slipped a cog."
Batman
"But wait.."
Batman
"'One..'"
Batman
"[in unison] ♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪"
Batman
"♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪"
Batman
"♪ Fight 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪"
Batman
"♪ Beat 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪"
Batman
"♪ Woodrow Roosevelt Woodrow Roosevelt ♪"
Batman
"♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪♪"
Batman
"Okay, kids, let's take a break. Huh?"
Batman
"Gee, too bad that Magic Milk machine's out of order."
Batman
"Susie, stop. Give yourself up."
Batman
"Your life's in danger, Susie. The Joker knows we're on to you."
Batman
"He's discard you without mercy like an old shoe."
Batman
"Have you guys stripped your gears?"
Batman
"'Quick. Catch her.'"
Batman
"So long, dynamic duo."
Batman
"- Dead. - Are you sure?"
Batman
"Yeah, I saw 'em loading her on a meat wagon from the city morgue."
Batman
"The Boy Wonder was bawlin' his head off."
Batman
"Oh, well."
Batman
"Well, it had to be done, my Bad Pennies."
Batman
"What's the death of a greedy little dupe?"
Batman
"Have a memorial cigar."
Batman
"Why, thank you, Joker."
Batman
"[explosion]"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"The brief shadow has lifted."
Batman
"I am my own humorous self again."
Batman
"What's the hour?"
Batman
"5:22."
Batman
"Quick. Cameras. Disguises."
Batman
"It's time for my greatest strike."
Batman
"[basketball pounding]"
Batman
"Okay, drop in."
Batman
"Okay fellas, let's knock it off before we go stale."
Batman
"Right you are, Cap."
Batman
"We'll quit while we've got our sharp edge."
Batman
"Yeah, we'll beat 'em by 50 points."
Batman
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