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Clips from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (S01E01)

"...break through a set at Warner Bros. with gay dancers.""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"He never gave up being a dentist, this guy, Alan Uger."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"So I had Andrew Bergman, Richie Pryor, Norman and Alan Uger."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-Right. Right. -Became his pal. "This guy got it.""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-When I go to a comedy club-- -Why would you go to a comedy club?"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"...about the ego and the id. I mean, I was driven."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"I knew that. I kind of knew, if I got stuck in a sitcom..."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"I mean, he was so German."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"...of "Springtime for Hitler.""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
""If they only knew the lyrics," you know?"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"With brand-new material that is bound to fail."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"Guy gets hit by a car, little Jewish man..."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
""Get some rest.""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"Right. I could talk about comedy a lot, but I think it's like talking about sex."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-Wow, is this true? -Yeah!"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"You know who I admire lately? And not because I think he's funny."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying: "They're charging for butter?""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-Who is that? -Louis C.K."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"You were sitting there. Alan King was there."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"Is that you thought that there was a profound revenge for Hitler's crimes..."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"Get Smart. That was a show that changed my life."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-Yeah. -And a Jew..."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"That was a great joke."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
""Thursday.""
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
""Old Jews telling jokes." I'm an old Jew, I'll tell a joke."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
""Moshe, I heard about the fire!" And he said:"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-That doesn't usually go like that. -No."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"But the very fact that he did the definitive work against Hitler..."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Frenchman?"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"This is a 1960 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud II."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-Oh, oh, one more thing. -Yeah?"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"I said, "You owe me."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"That's the most amazing story I've ever heard."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-He falls asleep with his mouth open. -Well, that's what old men do."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-You order them on TV? -Yes, absolutely."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"-When he eats, he sits here. -This is the Mel Brooks-Carl Reiner table."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"That's why you jumped into little clubs to say--"
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"It's challenging and it's fun."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"A Frenchman leaves without saying goodbye."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee