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Clips from Gilmore Girls - There's the Rub (S02E02)

"I've got four in the attic already."
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"- I'd love it. - Good."
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"Two days of total mind-numbing pampering."
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"Massages, facials, aromatherapy."
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"- Closest you'll ever come to being a dog. - I beg your pardon?"
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"You know, a whole life of nothing but eating, sleeping..."
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"lying on your back and getting rubbed."
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"Well, I'll be there."
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"- So will I. - Excuse me?"
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"Since it sounds like the most wonderful place in the world..."
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"I might as well try it with you."
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"- But... - That's all right, isn't it, if I join you?"
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"You don't mind?"
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"- No, I don't mind at all. - Wonderful."
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"I'll pick you up tomorrow morning."
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"I'm actually looking forward to this."
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"Oh, yeah, me, too. Thanks, Mom."
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"Bye-bye."
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"I'm going to a spa with my mother."
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"Lean forward."
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"So, then we're all confirmed."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"- Yes. - That was an evil 'yes. '"
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"Not an evil 'yes. '"
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"It's a 'Yes, I'm pretty, but, hello, I'm smart' kind of a 'yes. '"
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"My mistake."
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"So here's the deal. I go into my facial..."
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"just as my mother is finishing her Salt Glow..."
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"which'll end 10 minutes after I've hit my scalp treatment..."
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"which puts me in the Watsu massage pool six minutes into her back facial."
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"The day is so well planned, I won't see her until dinner..."
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"which'll be cut short by the food poisoning I plan to contract."
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"- You are 12 and disgusting. - I am trapped and desperate."
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"You really think you can avoid Grandma the entire weekend?"
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"Now, let's talk about what you're gonna do tonight."
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"Throwing a party, I hope."
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"Inviting hundreds of bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place."
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"I am going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food, and go to bed early."
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"And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?"
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"I may even fall asleep on the couch with the TV on."
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"When do the bikers and lowlifes get to trash the place?"
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"You're all packed."
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"You have to do something bad when Mommy's out of town."
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"It's the law. You've seen Risky Business, right?"
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"Now, I'm not asking for a prostitution ring..."
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"but how about a floating craps game or something?"
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"- I'll see what I can do. - I'd greatly appreciate it."
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"I think Grandma's here."
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"What's she honking for? She hates honking."
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"She calls it a mechanical bodily function."
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"Jeez."
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"Cool!"
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"What are we, going to the prom?"
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"I just thought since this weekend is all about relaxing..."
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"- This is cool, Grandma. - Thank you, Rory."
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"- Bye, sweets. - Bye."
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"- Bye, Grandma. - Goodbye, Rory."
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"Have a good time."
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"- Bikers and lowlifes. - I'll get right on it."
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"In general, the lab reports weren't bad, but they weren't great either..."
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"which leads me to question..."
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"whether everyone has the grasp on electrochemistry I'd prefer..."
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"before we move on."
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"To that end, I will be giving another test on Tuesday..."
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"covering Chapters 14 through 18 in your textbooks..."
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"as well as the material from lab."
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"Now please proceed with the assignment we all started yesterday..."
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"as that, too, will be included on the test."
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"- Madeline. - What?"
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"- So, you've got dates? - Yeah, why?"
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"- We've got dates. - What is she saying?"
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"- She wants us to study with her. - On a Friday night?"
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"I know. I was hoping maybe you'd cancel them."
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"- To study? - Yes."
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"- On a Friday night? - What did she say?"
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"She wants us to cancel our dates to study."
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"- On a Friday night? - That's what she said."
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"- But we have... - Oh, my God. Forget it!"
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"So I suppose that you have big Friday night plans also?"
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"Kind of."
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"The fact that I'm seeing my entire Harvard career slip away..."
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"- is of no interest to anyone? - What are you talking about?"
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"What do you mean 'so'?"
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"I got an A-minus. I have never gotten an A-minus."
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"I just can't focus lately. Things are so weird at my house."
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"My dad figured out exactly how much it'd cost him to divorce my mom."
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"It's bad enough I wasted time crunching the numbers with him..."
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"but now that he's back, they're fighting and redecorating. It's a mess."
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"I need help."
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"but if you're still freaked out after the quiz on Tuesday..."
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"I will spend every day next week helping you prepare for the final, okay?"
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"- I guess. - Relax."
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"It will be fine. I promise."
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"All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened."
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"Look at this place. It's lovely."
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"And that smell. What is that? Eucalyptus?"
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"- I don't know. - Well, it's lovely."
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"Lorelai, come over here. Look."
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"- They have cucumber slices in the water. - Wow."
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"If they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is great."
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"You know what? I love it here."
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"Careful. That's how they get you in the Moonies."
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"That's the most delicious water I've had. Have a sip."
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"- Let's just check in, shall we? - Okay."
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"Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai."
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"Yes, welcome to Birchgrove. My name is Bobby."
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"I have everything all set for you."
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"- Any luggage? - It's in the Luca Brasi-mobile out front."
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"We can take care of that for you."
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"Here are your room keys and a copy of all of your spa activities."
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"You ladies are booked solid, I see."
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"We intend to leave here completely different people."
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"Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent."
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"Anyhow, your rooms are right down this hall."
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"Fruit and yogurt is served by the pool in the mornings."
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"Lunch and dinner seatings are on that itinerary."
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"- Any questions? - Yes."
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"Where can one get a cup of coffee around here?"
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"We don't serve anything with caffeine here."
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