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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Legendaddy (S06E06)

"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"Okay. Now I feel bad about making fun of him for the tool thing."
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"Guys, my dad's awesome!"
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"So, all these years, there's this one question I've been dying to ask him."
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"- What do you mean? - Well, this guy has flaked out on your whole life."
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"Please. I'm desperate."
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"My daughter, Carly. She's in college."
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"You're all wearing matching sweaters. That's cute."
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"We think you should give him another chance."
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"Good thing I don't have any gaps in my knowledge."
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"I do remember that."
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"Seriously, it's time."
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"- Actually J.J. has a job. Tell him, J.J. - I got a paper route."
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"Triceps."
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"why couldn't you have been that for me?"
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"[Man] # If it's not too early #"
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"No. You were right."
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"## [Vocalizing]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, I bought the house we live in now..."
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"way back before I ever met your mother."
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"It needed a lot of work, but I had a vision for it."
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"Vintage rolltop desk here."
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"I haven't decided whether to put the fern on the right or the left side."
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"But, you know, sometimes you just gotta wing it, right?"
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"Left side. Oh, and right outside..."
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"I want to put up a basketball hoop for the kids. Huh?"
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"Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing there."
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"Vibrating Jell-O pit right there."
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"Rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here."
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"Don't ask. You're not ready."
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"And that basketball hoop?"
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"Outdoor stripper pole."
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"We'll just tell the ladies to be careful in the winter."
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"You think a tongue stuck to a frozen pole is bad."
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"Hey. Barney."
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"Let's go outside for a second."
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"We have a confession."
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"This wasn't really about seeing Ted's house."
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"- It's an intervention. - Oh, thank God."
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"I'll go first. Ted, this house you bought for your hypothetical family is super weird."
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"We talk about it all the time behind your back."
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"Yeah, this intervention isn't for me. It's for you."
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"[Ted Narrating] Why did Barney need an intervention?"
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"It all started a few nights earlier."
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"Barney, I can't believe your giant TV is broken. It's March Madness."
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"Okay, uh, I think I see what the problem is."
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"- Barney, can you grab me a screwdriver? - Sure thing."
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"Luis, Barney Stinson, 12H. I got a hundred bucks if you can be here in five. Thanks."
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"You call the super for a screwdriver?"
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"Yeah. Here's the thing about me and tools..."
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"the only one I know how to use is attached to me."
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"And I am not gonna try putting it in the TV... again."
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"Okay. That's ridiculous."
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"Everyone should know how to use tools."
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"- [Knocking] - Well, here's our screwdriver now."
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"Guys, I'm pretty sure that's not Luis, but I can't be certain."
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"Someone introduce yourself."
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"Barney, I..."
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"I got your letter."
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"Dad?"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"I can't believe Barney's talking to his dad right now."
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"Yeah, what do you say after three decades of not seeing each other?"
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""So, how about those last 30 Super Bowls"?"
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"My dad was the one who taught me all that stuff."
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"Well, to be fair, everyone has some glaring gap in knowledge..."
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"something really obvious you somehow never learned."
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"Okay. But a screwdriver?"
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"Come on. I don't have any gaps that fundamental."
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"Really? I seem to recall..."
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"Daniel Burnham was an architect whose ever-shifting style and aesthetic..."
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"made him a true architectural "chama-lee-on.""
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"And only the most gifted chama-lee-on..."
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"could've designed classic beaux-arts masterpieces..."
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"right alongside sleek, modern flatirons."
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"His name might as well have been Daniel Chama-lee-on."
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"Um, Professor? Uh, do you mean "chameleon"?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Betty, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "chama-lee-on," so..."
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"Class dismissed. No homework for a while."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Okay. I learned that word by reading it."
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"That's how I've always pronounced it."
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"Ted, that wasn't easy."
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"It took a lot of "char-acter" to admit that."
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"- Okay, Scherbatsky. You want to tussle? - I'll tussle."
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"- Marine biologist. - Please, no."
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"So this really sucks, but I'm gonna be..."
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"in the north pole for the next three months."
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"Seriously? The north pole? Okay, pal."
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"If you want to break up with me, just tell it to me straight."
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"Don't pretend you're going someplace we all know doesn't exist."
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"Um, I'm gonna be studying the mating habits of..."
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"Of who? Santa's elves? Rudolph?"
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"You know what? I'm going on a trip too, Scott."
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"It, uh, starts in Narnia. It works its way up to Candy Land."
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"And then, hey! Congratulate me."
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"Because I'm the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts!"
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"Expelliarmusl"
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"Robin, the north pole is a real place."
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"You know that, right?"
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"So, you wanna get pizza later or..."
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"I think we should break up."
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"I still think about him in the shower."
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"- Hey. - Tell us everything."
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"- How'd it go, buddy? - [Sighs] Where do I begin?"
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"So, I'm not sure how to start this."
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"Yeah. I think I need a drink."
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"Me too."
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"[Together] Glen McKenna, neat."
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"Nice order. Up top."
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"Look. It's been 30 years."
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"And now you just show up out of nowhere?"
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"This is... This is gonna take me a minute."
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"Yeah. I understand."
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"By the way, hell of a tie. Is that Italian silk?"
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"I love you, Daddy. I'm so glad we're best friends now!"
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"- Make a muscle. - Hey."
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"Ah!"
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