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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Crowening (S05E05)

"- Um... - What?!"
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"I just wanted to make sure that everything was okay"
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"between you and Patrick."
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"Yeah! Why? Why? What did... what did he say to you?"
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"scared when I saw your score on this relationship quiz."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Because according to M'Lady Magazine,"
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"from summer 1991, you and Patrick"
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"are "In Need of a Generator!" Poor thing!"
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"Okay, first of all, it's Major Lady Magazine,"
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"and second of all, that quiz is garbage."
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"Mm, totally, David."
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"This garbage quiz that it looks like you took more than once."
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"Yeah, because it's rigged. You could take it 1000 times"
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"you'd still get the same outcome."
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"Oh, it's okay, David."
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"You and Patrick have settled in to that like,"
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"nine to five life, so things are probably starting"
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"You're dating a vet who irons his polo shirts."
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"Um, Ted and I got "Electrical Storm." So."
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"That's impossible. What did you do to get that?"
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"Did you plug your hairdryer in with wet hands again?"
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"Hey, that happened twice David, let it go."
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"Sorry that we work hard to keep the sparks flying."
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"We've actually started taking every Friday afternoon off"
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"to go on "adventure dates.""
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""Adventure dates" sound like something a marriage counselor"
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"Okay, fine... I was gonna see"
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"if you guys wanted to join us this afternoon,"
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"like put price tags on things, and..."
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"Oh!"
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"Where are you going, anyway?"
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"Ted booked a tour of Elm Falls Park,"
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"which is like, a super cute look for us."
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"Sounds dumb."
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"Fine, text me the information,"
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"and I'll see if we're interested."
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"You guys could be a "Total Power Failure.""
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"Mm! Eat glass."
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"Caw! Caw! My teamster brethren!"
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"Yes, it's me, if you can believe it!"
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"Okay, I told the producers"
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"I would approve background on set."
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"Oh! And I shall tell them the same."
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"You must be Blaire. No last name."
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"Doctor Clara Beatrice Mandrake at your service."
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"Middle name wasn't scripted, but I've done my homework."
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"Okay. So, you're Rose, then?"
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"Moira Rose. And I see what's happening here."
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"Break me down just to build me up again!"
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"Like Stan Kubrick did to Shelley."
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"and I'm due on set in an hour,"
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"so can whatever this is can wait 'til then?"
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"I imagine script revisions might be something"
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"you'd like to sign off on"
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"before the first clap of the boards."
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"There's a problem with the script?"
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"Well, just a few character adjustments."
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"I'm kidding."
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"The script's a total dumpster fire, of course."
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"Hah! If the script were garbage,"
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"I don't believe we'd have signed on."
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"It's an apocalyptic fantasy about mutant crows."
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"I think we all know what we're making here."
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"A timely allegory about prejudice."
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"- Okay, Maura, is it? - Moira."
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"My last picture was a $50 million dollar studio project."
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"I think it's safe to say that this is not that."
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"And what exactly is this to you, then?"
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"A trip to Bora Bora."
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"I see. Bora Bora."
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"Caroline Kennedy once called it the Atlantic City"
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"of French Polynesia."
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"Okay, let's just cash our paychecks,"
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"and pray no one ever sees this, yeah?"
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"Morning, Stevie."
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"I'm just here to submit my letter of resignation."
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"Well, I haven't actually written it yet."
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"Um, "To whom it may concern.""
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"Sorry Roland, why exactly are you quitting?"
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"Well, I would rather quit than come in here every day"
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"and be humiliated!"
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"I mean, I come to work, and Johnny's out there"
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"doing all my jobs!"
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"Yeah, he's been... buzzing around"
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"- ever since Mrs. Rose left. - Yeah, exactly!"
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"I go home and he's playing strip backgammon with my wife?"
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"Come on!"
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"- No, don't talk to me. - Yeah."
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"I-I mean, I look in the mirror"
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"and it's Johnny's face staring back at me?"
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"Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him."
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"Okay, well, I'll go with you."
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"Oh, look! This guy's wearing a work shirt."
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"He's even copping my look now!"
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"Uh..."
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"What ya doin' there, Mr. Rose?"
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"Oh, I noticed there was a bit of blockage in the gutters."
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"But um..."
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"Roland's in charge of doing the gutters."
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"Yeah, I'm the gutter guy, Johnny."
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"Everybody knows I'm the gutter guy!"
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"Well, it was on the to-do list for today."
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"Yeah, it was on my to-do list!"
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"What are you gonna do next, the bathrooms?!"
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"No, I haven't done the bathrooms."
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"Jeez, I wouldn't mind if he did the bathrooms."
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"Uh, is everything okay, Mr. Rose?"
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"Yeah, never felt better. I feel invigorated!"
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"Well, maybe you can move on to cleaning the windows,"
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"and give Roland his job back?"
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"Oh jeez. Find some other work, do you hear him?"
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"What's gonna happen next? I go to my dermatologist,"
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"Point made Roland, thank you."
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"- Oh hi. - Hi."
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"Have I ever told you how sexy it is to walk in here"
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"and see you doing um..."
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"inventory?"
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"And wearing those little rubber thimbles on your fingers?"
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"They help me flip the pages easier."
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