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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Premiere (S06E06)

"Yes, but at this point,"
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"I will settle for any shade of red,"
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"Okay, good, 'cause all I've got"
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"is a 20-foot Merlot in my garage."
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"I ripped out after the church basement flooded."
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"That sounds amazing."
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"I get it. It'd be good to have a name there tonight."
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"- No. No. You're the crow hook-up."
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"I wanted to create like a headline-grabbing moment"
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"just before the movie starts."
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"Uh, excuse me, it's a little late notice."
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"What about the liquor license?"
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"'Cause I assuming people are gonna wanna be drinking"
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"through this thing."
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"Okay, we have a situation on our hands"
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"that needs to be solved now."
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"We have a 12-time Daytime Emmy Award-attending actress"
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"coming to walk a Merlot carpet in hours,"
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"and press coming from all over,"
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"So either you can help me out"
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"or I pull the plug now and nobody wins."
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"Fine. But you owe me a prime spot on that carpet."
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"Wait, you wanna walk the carpet?"
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"Honey, it's a movie premiere, is it not?"
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"is walking the carpet as well, yes?"
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"Okay, I will schedule your arrival time when I get home."
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"I would like to request a time before Roland."
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"- And I'd like to go first. - Mm-'Kay."
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"All right, I better get back"
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"and put my skinny jeans into the dryer."
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"I think they're really gonna pop on your 20-foot Merlot."
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"I think so too!"
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"They're gonna pop on that carpet."
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"Okay. Mm!"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Stevie! Perfect timing."
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"I was having a technical issue opening a file here."
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"It's, uh, being finicky."
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"Uh, remember, Mr. Rose? I left you a sticky note."
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"Ah! Boy, it's times like this"
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"Well, um, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about,"
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"Mr. Rose."
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"Um, you know how you told me to take some time"
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"Well, I think I have settled on something."
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"Is it Larry Air?"
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"and also asked if I had any interest in becoming a pilot."
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"No, it's not Larry Air."
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"So chapter one of your book"
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"and I haven't been doing that."
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"Oh, well, that's okay, Stevie."
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"is something that comes with age and experience."
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"No. I'm talking about trusting your instincts."
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"I think I've been taking them for granted."
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"So, you read my book?"
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"Most of the first chapter."
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"Well, the first chapter is more of an introduction, right?"
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"'Kay, but what I've realized"
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"is that you've given me the opportunity"
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"to take this job and run with it."
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"So, if you really think you can make something"
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"out of franchising this motel,"
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"I think I want to be part of it."
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"You think?"
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"Well, I... should probably tell you"
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"that you don't necessarily have to trust all my instincts..."
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"all the time. Since you've been gone,"
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"and I may as well tell you that it's..."
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"He gave me his new business card."
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"Never saw so many typos on a business card."
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"Do you mind if we don't talk about Roland right now,"
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"Me too."
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"Listen, while you're here,"
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"I'm wondering if I can get a couple more refreshers"
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"on... what happens after the file gets opened?"
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"Uh... you may as well. Yeah."
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"Morning, sunshine."
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"Mm. It's 5 pm."
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"But good morning."
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"I really don't remember how I got into this bed."
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"I do."
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"You were... talking."
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"- A lot. - Uh-oh."
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"the conversation really ran the gamut."
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"You complimented my flawless skin"
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"and called me the Jewish Channing Tatum,"
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"But then you told me you wanted us to have a baby."
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"What else did I say?"
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"I put you to sleep after that."
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"Wait. Are you, are you joking?"
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"No. No, no. You held me close"
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"and told me to envision our lives..."
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"with a child."
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"It was a little triggering. Traumatizing."
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"and that's fine with me, okay?"
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"I was very high on anesthetic."
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"Okay, it's just that earlier today,"
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"when we were in Stevie's car"
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"because your car's always in the shop,"
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"you had mentioned that you'd always pictured yourself"
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"You've never pictured yourself doing something"
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"I'm not married to Christina Aguilera, am I?"
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"- David, I am happy... - But it's..."
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"Okay."
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"You're a hundred percent sure"
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"you're not just saying you don't wanna have a kid,"
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"but, in actuality, you secretly do"
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"and are repressing that need... just for me?"
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"but I do wanna make it known that I was watching"
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""Bridget Jones's Baby" right before I went under."
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"Okay, well that makes a little more sense then."
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"- Mm. - You would be a great dad, though."
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"You have a big old heart in there, David."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, - There it is."
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"- It's beating away. - Mm-hmm?"
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"I think I'm gonna need a few of them"
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"to your mom's thing tonight."
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"Okay, that's actually a very good idea."
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"I might take one myself."
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"Apparently the first 15 minutes are very, very dense."
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