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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Throuple (S03E03)

"in an Avril Lavigne lyric here."
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"And while I not-so-secretly love Avril,"
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"and have paid very close attention to her battle"
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"with Lyme disease,"
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"um, I don't know why we're..."
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"- Okay."
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"If you knew somebody was planning"
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"on breaking up with you,"
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"wouldn't you wanna be the one to break up with them first?"
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"Okay, if you think he's going to break up with you"
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"and you wanna be the first one to do it,"
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"I say, be the first one to do it."
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"- Okay, I'm doing this wrong."
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"Yes, by just telling him how you feel."
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"- I meant you! - Me?"
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"- I'm trying to warn you..."
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"That you are going to be ending things with him."
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"And I appreciate that, but message has been delivered."
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"- Oh my God. - Loud and clear."
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"Uh..."
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"- Oh."
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"Okay, it's Jake, so um..."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"- Hello?"
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"Yeah, no, I was just um..."
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"I was just doing squats, actually."
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"- Mmm!"
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"Um, I love having salad for lunch."
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"It's just, it's not heavy."
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"No, well, a heavy salad might as well be a casserole."
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"Mhmm..."
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"- So, how are..."
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"working at the animal hos-"
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"Uh, how is working at the animal hospital?"
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"- Fine."
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"- That's marvelous."
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"uh, your daily exercise routine..."
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"- What are you looking at?"
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"- It's-well, it's a napkin. - Let me see this."
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"You had to prepare questions?!"
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"- "What's your favorite color?""
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"- Black. - That's one of the questions!"
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"It's right after,"
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""how is your job at the animal hospital?""
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"- Is it a crime, Alexis,"
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"that I had so many queries for you that I wrote them down"
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"Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch"
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"with David. - Oh, Alexis, please."
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"I wasn't even sure you'd show up."
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"Why wouldn't I show up?"
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"You've never wanted to spend time alone with me."
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"There, I said it."
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"- You never asked."
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"Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?"
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"- That was a wine tasting tour,"
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"and I was seven years old!"
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"You could've used the spittoon,"
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"That's what the other children did."
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"But you weren't interested."
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"It was as if you didn't want to be seen with me."
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"- Well, did you ever wonder why?"
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"- To revel in my misery?"
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"- Yes... - No! Not now."
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"- Didn't you enjoy the warm glow"
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"that Mummy's spotlight cast upon you?"
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"- No! - Alexis!"
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"If I'd known you didn't like the attention,"
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"I would've chosen to be alone with you,"
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"and not out in public, among the throngs of fans."
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"- I don't remember throngs."
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"didn't wanna spend any time with you."
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"- Well..."
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"I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time."
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"Okay."
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"What is your favorite season?"
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"Awards."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Uh, what are you doing here?"
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"- I'm meeting Jake."
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"- To break up with him?"
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"No, I thought you spoke to him on the phone before?"
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"I did, he invited me here for dinner."
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"- Hi! - Sorry I'm late, guys."
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"- Oh. Hi... - Hey. Muah!"
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"- Mhmm. - Sit, please. - Oh, okay."
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"No, I think there's been a mix-up here."
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"I don't think I should be here for this."
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"- Oh, no, no,"
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"- Okay, here for what?"
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"- David, Stevie."
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"- Mr. Rose. - Hello again."
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"I take it we'll be dining together as a group tonight?"
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"Or will you be taking turns?"
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"Um, first of all, what are you doing here?!"
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"And second, we're gonna need a minute."
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"- So... - Yeah, sure, take your time."
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"- Okay."
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"- David, may I?"
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"- Yeah."
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"I know this hasn't been easy on you lately,"
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"and that doesn't make me feel good."
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"And I know Stevie's been feeling it a little bit, too."
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"- Has she?"
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"I think we all need to be in this together."
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"Now, you've been with each other,"
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"and you've both been with me."
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"Let's all be..."
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"with us."
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"- Let's all be with us?"
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"- All of us."
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"- Mm, 'kay. - Yeah..."
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"- Stevie, we talked about this."
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"- You talked about this?!"
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"You said you didn't want to make things complicated!"
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"Yeah, that's why I invited you both here."
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"misread the situation here."
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"Yeah, I think that's a pretty accurate realization. - Uh huh!"
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"- Okay."
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"take a step back from this."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, maybe that's..."
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