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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Beep Panic (S10E10)

"I don't know, but to be polite, it's like, I don't know."
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"You'd eat your sweat to be polite?"
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"If I had a girlfriend--"
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"My wife, my ex-wife, if she came"
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"and served me some soup and sweated in the soup,"
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"I'm not, I'm not gonna eat the soup."
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"Maybe that's why you don't have a girlfriend or a wife."
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"Oh, really? You think the majority of people who are in relationships"
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"wanna eat sweat soup?"
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"If your girlfriend accidentally"
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"sweat in your soup,"
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"it would be insulting to not eat it."
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"That would be a deal breaker for me."
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"You can't sweat in food. It's just..."
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"-Yeah. Okay. -"Don't sweat in food.""
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"Maybe it's a blessing in disguise."
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"I'm not sure you're really cut out for waitressing."
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"Between the sweat and then that whole diarrhea incident--"
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"Okay, I'm just trying to be a waitress,"
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"and I wait on you again--"
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"-(honks) -Come on, asshole!"
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"I wait on you guys all the time."
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"I just figured you would get it."
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"No, no one, no one gets it. No one's gonna get that."
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"Okay. Well, now I know. And now I--"
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"It cost me my job, so now I'm... I've learned."
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"So what are you gonna do now?"
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"I guess maybe I won't do that."
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"Hey, you... You know what?"
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"I could actually use somebody in, in the store."
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"-If you're... If you're interested. -Really?"
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"I would, of-- Yeah. I would, I would be interested."
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"-Of course. -You would?"
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"-You have AC? -Yeah."
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"-how things work out sometimes, you know? -Yeah."
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"Sometimes I like a black,"
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"and then I'll go weeks with only wanting red."
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"-Yeah. -And then I switch back to black."
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"-Hello! -What's the problem today?"
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"-Well, uh... -Let me guess."
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"Another mysterious odor?"
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"Possibly a sound like a snake?"
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"-No. -No?"
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"-No. Actually... -Yes?"
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"Looking for a new car."
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"-Really? -Yeah, really."
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"And my friend Diane is gonna help me pick one out."
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"She knows all about cars."
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"She gets Motor Trend magazine."
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"-She reads all that stuff. -Diane: I do."
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"I know all the brands."
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"And I'm so dissatisfied with my car"
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"-because of everything that you just alluded to. -Uh-huh."
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"-So you want a new car? -Yeah."
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"Well, why don't you head on over there"
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"where the cars are."
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"You know what? I know where the cars are."
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"Well, shall we go over there?"
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"Yeah, yeah. We're gonna go over there."
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"Great. Let's go."
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"Oh, you gotta get a piece of this."
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"Oh, this is tremendous. You gotta get a piece of this."
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"-Okay. Wow. -Yeah. Yeah."
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"-What is this even? -It's licorice."
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"-Oh. Cool. -Yeah."
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"Why don't we shop for a new car now?"
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"You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do."
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"-This looks-- yeah, yeah. -Right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wonderful."
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"-That looks good. -That's wonderful. That's wonderful."
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"-That's a good one. -Look at that."
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"-Huh? How about that one? -Diane: Yeah. Beautiful rims."
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"-Larry: Yeah. -This is so good."
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"Yeah. Told you."
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"Diane: I want to get a red one."
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"-Larry: Well, let's go. Yeah. -Diane: Yeah."
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"Look, you don't fool me, Mr. David."
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"-You're not here to buy a car. -Well, you are mistaken, okay?"
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"I am here to buy a new car."
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"-Am I not buying a car? -Yeah, what is-- What?"
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"I don't believe you for a second."
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"-Oh, you don't? -That is correct."
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"-I'm buying a car! -Oh, really? You're buying a car?"
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"-Uh, yes, I am. -Which one?"
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"-Which one? -Salesman: Yeah, which one?"
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"-Which one? -That one!"
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"Yeah. That one!"
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"You're buying that one."
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"-The I-8. -Yeah."
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"-Yeah. -That's a top-of-the-line car."
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"You can drive that off the lot right now."
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"Get the paperwork."
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"I want it fully loaded."
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"-Really? -Who does he think he is? He can't talk to me like that!"
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"-Salesman: Congratulations. -Thank you."
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"So you thought I was just walking around the showroom,"
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"you know, eating licorice."
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"-Right? Huh? -You stepped up to the plate. Now you got"
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"-a beautiful piece of machinery right here. -Yeah."
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"-I got something else for you. Hold on. -Yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Look at this! Licorice! -Wow."
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"-That's a nice touch. -Wow."
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"-We don't like to give it out to just anybody. -Don't worry."
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"-Congratulations. Yeah. -All right. Thank you."
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"-Drive safe. -Okay."
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"-Hey, look at this, huh? -Wow."
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"-Thank you. -Yeah."
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"Is this even me? This car? I mean, look at it."
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"A lot of the douchebags at the club have it."
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"No offense. But this is a popular car at the club."
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"Oh. Now I got the other car. I got two cars."
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"That's your biggest problem. You got two cars. I mean--"
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"what bus I'm gonna take to my new job."
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"Okay."
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"What?"
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"No."
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"-Take the car. -Are you kidding?"
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"Take it! Take the car."
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"Larry, this is n--"
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"-Huh? Yeah. -I'm just gonna take it?"
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