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Clips from Superstore (2015) - All Sales Final (S06E06)

"Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a new job"
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"or maybe even reopen Sturgis & Sons Hardware,"
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"though I-I have to check with Jerusha,"
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"because, you know, it's a very big commitment."
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"- I think it's a great idea!"
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"- Hey, guys, good news."
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"Jerusha's in."
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"- You okay?"
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"- Oh."
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"but I can only keep five employees,"
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"and I can't make up my mind."
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"- When I have a tough decision to make,"
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"I like to spend a Sunday on the bus."
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"Pack a little lunch, and just bus on it."
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"into your bleak life, okay?"
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"Zephra needs a list now."
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"- Okay."
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"Done."
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"- Yeah, that's it."
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"- If that's okay with you."
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"I don't want to be presumptuous."
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"- No, you're in."
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"- I was going for, like, a..."
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"cool, badass moment."
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"- Yeah, I got that. - Good."
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"- Yeah, you don't need to do-- okay, you did."
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"- This is probably the last time"
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"I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit."
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"- No. What?"
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"Look, I don't get it."
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"and everybody's acting like they're Jordan"
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"walking off the court for the last time."
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"- Aw,"
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"these old tapes of everyone's job interviews."
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"- Ooh. - Wait, I don't remember--"
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"did you secretly record our job interviews?"
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"- Yeah, but, you know,"
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"just so I'd have proof in case"
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"someone accused me of not hiring them"
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"unless they did me sexual favors."
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"I mean, Pastor Craig was falsely accused"
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"30 times by women and men."
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"- ♪ Time to bring this ship"
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"♪ Into the shore"
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"♪ And throw away the oars"
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"- Testing. Jesus seizes cheeses."
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"- I don't know if I've ever seen her videos."
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"- Hi, you must be Amy."
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"Yeah. - Um, once you've worked here"
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"for a year, it starts to get good."
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"I'm going to college in the fall,"
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"so I'm only planning to be here a few months."
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"205 months, to be exact."
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"- Oh, young Amy,"
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"with your big, big dreams and your tiny, tiny pores."
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"- They were so tiny."
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"- Sorry. - No, please, go ahead."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- You worked at The Spaghetti Factory?"
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"I go there all the time."
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"- Wait a minute, I know you."
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"three glasses of juice."
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"- That's incredible. Yeah."
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"- Oh."
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"God, you know, I don't get how people"
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"can keep birds as pets."
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"Rats with feathers. - Uh-huh."
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"Let's move on."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- That guy's handsome."
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"Am I hard on myself?"
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"Sure,"
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"but I call it taking the job seriously."
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"- Wow. - What?"
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"- I give a good interview. What can I say?"
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"- Why do you want to work at Cloud 9?"
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"- Um, actually, I already work here."
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"- You gave me one of these."
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"- I'm so sorry."
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"It's just that you've got"
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"such a forgettable face, you know?"
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"- I know."
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"- I think you'd make a great spy, though."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"♪ You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I can tell what's going on ♪"
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"- And so we were in line at Claire's..."
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"- My purple hair thingy."
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"Corona was like, "You eat it.""
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"And I was like, "Nah, girl, that is narsty.""
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"- And that, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"is our current floor supervisor."
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"- I know, right? Life is nuts."
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"- I don't know if I should say anything,"
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"but there's a Scott Baio wannabe waiting outside,"
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"and I heard him tell his meth dealer"
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"that he just wants to rob the place."
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"- Hey, um, when the store closes,"
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"do you want to... keep hangin' and bangin',"
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"- Yeah."
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"Yeah. - Okay. Cool."
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"- Tell me more about you."
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"that if you give me the chance,"
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"I will literally dig through concrete"
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"with my bare hands"
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"until they're bloody stumps"
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"and I have to do stuff with my feet."
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"like that at Sturgis & Sons."
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"- Really?"
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"Thank you."
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"Should we do, like, denim or leather aprons?"
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"Denim, right, like, a raw denim?"
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"Okay. I love it. I love it."
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"It's more my color."
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"Wow, you have had a lot of jobs."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a consulting firm"
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"for a few months"
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"and then an ad agency for six weeks."
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"I sold gym memberships."
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"I was a barista, a tour guide."
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