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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Manger Things (S32E32)

"I'm serious. I don't want you embarrassing yourself at work."
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"All right. I'll just drink soda."
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"- Water is healthier. - Not in this town."
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"Woo‐hoo! Kids, get the hot dogs!"
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"Homer, that's not safe."
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"Marge, it's natural gas."
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"- When will you ever settle down? - What the...?"
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"Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife."
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"Oh, so now she's your wife."
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"I've never been at a party where I'm sober"
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"I haven't had a drink in four years."
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"You're so boring."
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"He's right. I am boring."
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"- enjoying the party. - Mm‐hmm."
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"So, if you're all partying, who's running the plant?"
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"We got a dog that barks when a light goes red."
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"Ah, it's nice to get close to the workers once a year."
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"A tribute"
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"Attention! Attention!"
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"♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪"
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"♪ Good old Monty is our king ♪"
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"♪ He's a mean old crocodile ♪"
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"♪ Worse than jock itch by a mile ♪"
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"♪ Watching vultures eat his eyes. ♪"
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"Not so fast. Release the hounds!"
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"On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em!"
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"And cool me whiskey."
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"Homer, we've got to go."
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"Come on, can't I finish filling my pants with shrimp?"
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"Ooh."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"What happened is what happens every time."
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"You got drunk, and you made a fool of yourself."
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"I don't want you coming home"
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"Uh, aren't you gonna get out?"
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"No, just drive me around in circles, please."
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"Oh, sorry. You have to order an Uber Sad for that."
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"Where do I go? Where do I go?"
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"Go home or go home."
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"Isn't a church supposed to offer sanctuary?"
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"I'll tell you what. Quote one Bible verse,"
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"and I'll let you in."
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"Um... "There once was a man from Judaea"
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"who said to my wife, 'If I pay ya...'""
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"Please. I have nowhere to go."
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"Well, there is one person"
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"that takes the homeless, lost dogs,"
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"Oh. I don't know how to put this."
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"Come on in, my brother."
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"Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth"
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"- to feed. -"
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"More like a sinkhole that likes french fries."
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"Oh, now, Maude, Jesus said, "Love your neighbor""
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"even though he never seemed to live next to anyone."
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"Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus."
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"I love you so much."
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"Put him in your man cave."
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"Man cave?"
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"The first "L" is a one. The "E" in "sinners" is a three,"
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"You ate the Christmas ham."
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"And it wasn't even cooked."
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"Wait, wait. You were saving that?"
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"It was still in the plastic."
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"That was plastic? Uh‐oh."
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"I know it's tough, Marge,"
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"but you're doing the right thing."
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"Just like I raised him."
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"Punish, punish, punish."
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"And after it's much too late, love."
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"It's not just this one thing."
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"It's a pattern of constant disappointment."
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"Nothing. Nothing, nothing."
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"Have a good night."
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"Oh, I can't take this place."
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"Even my peripheral vision is betraying me."
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"So, wife threw you out, eh?"
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"- Yeah. - We've got a nice, warm bed for you"
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"A house by the lake? I could get some writing done."
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"In the lake."
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"Oh, thank God. Any excuse not to write."
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"Hey, hey, kids."
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"Here's an all‐new Itchy & Scratchy."
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"Parental discretion advised."
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"But if they were around, you wouldn't be watching."
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"Ah!"
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"Where's Daddy?"
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"Um, he‐he won't be back for a while."
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"I love you, I love you, I love you."
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"Oh, that's wonderful."
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"We can still have a nice Christmas,"
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"Daddy's back."
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"Okay, it's time to go to bed."
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"Please give something."
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"I'm about to be the first person ever dishonorably discharged"
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"Can I get these for me and Daddy?"
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"Little boy, if she doesn't buy it,"
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"she doesn't love you."
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"Why, ye‐‐ No."
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"Aw, poor fella. I know what'll cheer him up."
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"Then I'm gonna let my hair grow natural."
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"Honor the Lord until we're all bored."
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"Dear God, how you doing?"
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"I know your son's birthday's coming up."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"Now, Homer, in this house, grace is personal, pious,"
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"and at least 500 words."
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"Fine."
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"which I'm not in."
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"I mean, Flanders is great and all,"
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"What's a jackass?"
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"It's a silly person, Roddy."
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"Daddy, you're a jackass."
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"Maude, you know we can't turn away someone in need"
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"right before Christmas."
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"You're right. I forgot my Christian values."
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"Absotively."
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"Where'd he go?"
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"- Yep. - Scram!"
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"I have no luck."
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"Just keep bringing me drinks"
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