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Clips from Shameless - It's Time to Kill the Turtle (S01E01)

"Mom?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Frank left."
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"No, he didn't."
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"He's at the Gallaghers'."
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"Because he's lost interest in me."
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"Lip says he'll be back to normal"
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"as soon as he starts drinking again."
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"Do you think so?"
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"Dad, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me?!"
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"Remodeling. Son, grab that copper wire."
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"It's worth a lot of money these days."
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"No! Dad, stop!"
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"We need a fresh start."
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"All right. Fine."
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"We'll start the demolition in the bathroom, kids."
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"Yeah!"
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"Last time, he ripped up the floorboards, remember?"
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"Said he was gonna put in Saltillo tiles. Of course,"
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"he never did."
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"Yeah, and I had to date"
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"that flooring guy for a month"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"We have to kill the turtle."
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"Daddy and Carl are up in the attic"
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"getting ready to cut a hole in the roof"
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"for a skylight."
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"It's time to kill the turtle."
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"Now, Debs, you know"
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"that you guys were the turtle in my story, right?"
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"Oh."
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"Right."
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"That's okay. I get what you're saying, though."
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"Thanks."
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"You sure about this?"
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"Okay."
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"What's up with the turtle?"
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"You wouldn't understand."
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"A mouse?"
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"Hold on. I'll be right down."
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"I thought the Taser didn't work."
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"Yeah. I just told Carl that."
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"I took the batteries out."
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"No. No! No. No."
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"What happened?"
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"It's better this way, Carl."
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"You seen Kev?"
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"Oh."
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"How about some breakfast?"
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"I make a mean French toast."
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"Come on."
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"Put the Brillo down."
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"When I was a kid, my mother would make me and my brother"
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"anything we wanted for dinner on our birthday."
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"I always asked for French toast."
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"Hey."
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"Cool."
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"I'm gonna go take a quick shower."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Could I ask a favor, please?"
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"Sure, sweetie."
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"If I'm going to be staying here for a while,"
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"would it be all right if my son Jonah came to visit?"
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"It is absolutely critical"
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"that we commit to the American people"
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"that we're willing to get on a path to sustainability..."
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"I'm so sorry I've been MIA. I just had to..."
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"I didn't even notice. Come on."
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"Tim Geithner's telling us how everything's okay."
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"Frank."
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"Fuck off."
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"We need to look very carefully at the impact of the overall"
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"and the effect that has on incentives"
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"for investment and savings and growth."
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"And that basic approach underpins"
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"the proposals we've made..."
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"That I am."
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"Sh..."
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"I'm secretly hoping you like it,"
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"'cause I want to do dad things."
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"Who the fuck is Candace? Who?!"
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"That's all."
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"Sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, ok?"
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"Thank you for being available on such short notice."
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"Thanks."
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"Do we have cigarettes? I really need a cigarette."
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"That's-that's... that's really good."
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"You know, Professor Hurst thinks Lip's a genius."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mmm..."
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"I've got something I want to say."
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"Okay, any requests?"
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"the ice queen and act like he's invisible"
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"Sweet."
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"Hey, there he is."
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"Yeah, yeah, fine. Yeah?"
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"Sorry to drag you back to Chicago for all this."
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"No, you use "me""
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"That's what I'm talking about, yes!"
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"Dad's buying us another turtle?"
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"one of my Little League games."
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"Shit."
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"to get him to finish the work."
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"And you're absolutely right."
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"He just showed me a Web site to steal music."
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"♪ What is this downside ♪"
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"Um, I know"
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"Veronica asked me to do her chores."
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"We should do this more often."
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"♪ ♪"
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"It's-It's a work thing."
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"Being a dad brings out the best in me. You're not a dad."
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"Just for fun."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Or two?"
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"♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪"
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"Toilet paper."
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"getting to know each other? Yeah."
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"I was just checking."
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