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Clips from Severance (2022) - Good News About Hell (S01E01)

"Yeah."
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""They" being Graner, who's probably out here right now."
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"Graner. Okay. Is that, like, a person you know or…"
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"We both know him. We don't like him."
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"I see."
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"If something happens to me,"
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"the things I know need to stay known."
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"You're my very good friend."
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"I had to grab something, and I know it's not appropriate."
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"Well, I'll give them ample time tonight."
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"Good night, Mrs. Selvig."
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"Who are you?"
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself."
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"Hi there, you on the table."
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"Who is that?"
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"Five questions."
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"but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain."
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"Who's speaking?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey! Open the door!"
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"I'd be just thrilled to chat once we've run the survey."
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"I'm not taking your survey."
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"Shall we begin with question one?"
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"Let me out of here."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey."
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"Hello."
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"Five questions?"
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"Five questions."
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"What do I get at the end?"
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"Depends on your answers."
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"Okay."
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"Great. Off we go."
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"Now to start, who are you?"
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"That's the first question?"
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"First name will do."
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"I don't…"
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"It's okay."
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"If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown.""
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"What is this?"
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"Okay, unknown."
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"Question two, in which US state or territory were you born?"
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"-Wait. -Which state or territory, please?"
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"-I don't know. -Unknown."
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"Question three, please name any US state or territory."
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"-Fuck. I-- -First that comes to mind."
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"-I don't know. Delaware. What is this? -Delaware."
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"Question four, what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?"
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"Right? Unknown. Question five."
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"And as a reminder, this is the final question."
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"To the best of your memory,"
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"what is or was the color of your mother's eyes?"
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"Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?"
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"Unknown."
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"So that's unknown, unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown."
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"What the hell did you do to me?"
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"That's a perfect score."
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"Are you ready for Mr. Scout?"
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"-All right, see you this evening. -Yep, see you soon."
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"-You're breathing shitty. -Sorry."
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"You sick?"
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"Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday."
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"If you breathe on me, I'll rip your larynx out."
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"I feel like ripping out my germ-ridden larynx"
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"would get you sicker than just me breathing on you."
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"Petey better not be out for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds"
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"from wrapping the Tumwater file, and he needs to process it."
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"I think he's out."
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"-It's typical Lumon bullshit. -Careful, guy."
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"Hi, kids. What's for dinner?"
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"Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you."
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"About the greeting? You were kidding."
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"No, we sincerely hate it. How many reasons did we come up with?"
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"-Eight. -Eight reasons."
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"And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or--"
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"Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?"
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"-No Petey? -We think he's sick."
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"Oh, no. And Dylan's about to wrap Tumwater today."
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"Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,"
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"I might get passed over for refiner of the quarter"
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"and miss out on my goddamn waffle party."
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"Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand."
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"When we'd process a file in the old days,"
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"they'd shake our hand and fill up the creamer."
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"I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer."
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"They did. And back then, we were grateful for it."
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"Yes, very fucked."
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"To put in an honest day's work and not get a children's breakfast in return."
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"Irv's got claws today."
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"Good morning, Macrodata Refinement."
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"Mark, could I have a word?"
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"Last time you saw Ms. Cobel, she was in her old office."
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"She'd never say so,"
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"Mark? Come in. Shut the thing."
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"It's horrid."
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"You look awful. You look hungover."
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"Have a seat."
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"The Board will be joining us remotely today."
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"I have Mark S. at my desk."
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"I assume this is about me acting as department chief today."
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"Okay. Well… I mean,"
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"I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing."
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"Petey is no longer with this company."
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"I said, Petey is no longer with this company."
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"I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships."
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"I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?"
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"We'd love to tell you,"
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"but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids."
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"We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you."
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"Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?"
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"Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier"
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"A handshake is available upon request."
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"I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow."
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"Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics."
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"You'll be fine."
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"-If you need to take a few minutes-- -Thank you. I don't."
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"And thank you to the Board as well."
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"The Board won't be contributing to this meeting vocally."
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"Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--"
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