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Clips from Taxi - Like Father, Like Daughter (S01E01)

I'm sorry I didn't have anything smaller than a $50

"I'm sorry I didn't have anything smaller than a $50"

Taxi

Yeah. and so, you see...

"Yeah. and so, you see..."

Taxi

No, no pennies, thanks.

"No, no pennies, thanks."

Taxi

I'm up for the part of the horse.

"I'm up for the part of the horse."

Taxi

This lady over here, she's a beautician.

"This lady over here, she's a beautician."

Taxi

Me, I'm a cab driver.

"Me, I'm a cab driver."

Taxi

He's not the worst there is.

"He's not the worst there is."

Taxi

you know, things aren't always as pat as they seem.

"you know, things aren't always as pat as they seem."

Taxi

Well, what time tomorrow?

"Well, what time tomorrow?"

Taxi

Well, I don't know.

"Well, I don't know."

Taxi

( grunts )

"( grunts )"

Taxi

I drove it in 23 hours all by myself.

"I drove it in 23 hours all by myself."

Taxi

I'm... I'm sort of your father.

"I'm... I'm sort of your father."

Taxi

That's not exactly true.

"That's not exactly true."

Taxi

I just got it two seconds ago.

"I just got it two seconds ago."

Taxi

Hey, everybody.

"Hey, everybody."

Taxi

Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

Taxi

MAN: Hey, Belson, you got cab 2452!

"MAN: Hey, Belson, you got cab 2452!"

Taxi

Tony, get out of cab 2452.

"Tony, get out of cab 2452."

Taxi

We need it.

"We need it."

Taxi

Harry! 8622-- Wash it!

"Harry! 8622-- Wash it!"

Taxi

It's filthy!

"It's filthy!"

Taxi

Hey, Tony, you get creamed

"Hey, Tony, you get creamed"

Taxi

in your fight last night?

"in your fight last night?"

Taxi

What's it like

"What's it like"

Taxi

having a cauliflower back?

"having a cauliflower back?"

Taxi

I didn't get creamed.

"I didn't get creamed."

Taxi

I lost on the decision.

"I lost on the decision."

Taxi

I'm impressed.

"I'm impressed."

Taxi

The referee decided I was bleeding too much.

"The referee decided I was bleeding too much."

Taxi

Hey, Alex, want to go for breakfast?

"Hey, Alex, want to go for breakfast?"

Taxi

No, I can't.

"No, I can't."

Taxi

Hey, Alex. Hi, Alex.

"Hey, Alex. Hi, Alex."

Taxi

Hi. Hi, guys.

"Hi. Hi, guys."

Taxi

but I only had $150 in the bank

"but I only had $150 in the bank"

Taxi

and I took it all out to come to New York,

"and I took it all out to come to New York,"

Taxi

and they gave me three 50s...

"and they gave me three 50s..."

Taxi

Look, I'm sorry I had to bring you back here

"Look, I'm sorry I had to bring you back here"

Taxi

just to get change.

"just to get change."

Taxi

Oh, are you kidding?

"Oh, are you kidding?"

Taxi

This is the New York kind of thing

"This is the New York kind of thing"

Taxi

I've always dreamed of.

"I've always dreamed of."

Taxi

Maybe you want to buy one of our postcards.

"Maybe you want to buy one of our postcards."

Taxi

Anybody here got change for a $50?

"Anybody here got change for a $50?"

Taxi

Yeah, I got it.

"Yeah, I got it."

Taxi

Hey, had a good night, huh, Alex?

"Hey, had a good night, huh, Alex?"

Taxi

Here you go.

"Here you go."

Taxi

Now, how much was that again?

"Now, how much was that again?"

Taxi

$4.85.

"$4.85."

Taxi

There's five, and, uh...

"There's five, and, uh..."

Taxi

This going to take much longer?

"This going to take much longer?"

Taxi

I'm sorry. I want to give you a tip.

"I'm sorry. I want to give you a tip."

Taxi

It's just difficult to figure out

"It's just difficult to figure out"

Taxi

what 15% of $4.85 is when somebody's looking at you.

"what 15% of $4.85 is when somebody's looking at you."

Taxi

CABBIES: 73 cents!

"CABBIES: 73 cents!"

Taxi

No pennies.

"No pennies."

Taxi

Uh, may I use the phone?

"Uh, may I use the phone?"

Taxi

I have to find someplace to stay.

"I have to find someplace to stay."

Taxi

Yeah, right there.

"Yeah, right there."

Taxi

Oh.

"Oh."

Taxi

Uh, do you have...?

"Uh, do you have...?"

Taxi

Huh? Yeah.

"Huh? Yeah."

Taxi

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Taxi

Hey, Alex. Yeah.

"Hey, Alex. Yeah."

Taxi

They called me back for Equus.

"They called me back for Equus."

Taxi

Oh, you see?

"Oh, you see?"

Taxi

I told you.

"I told you."

Taxi

Hey, what's Equus?

"Hey, what's Equus?"

Taxi

Hey, don't give me a look like that.

"Hey, don't give me a look like that."

Taxi

I could ask a question.

"I could ask a question."

Taxi

A lot of people don't know about that.

"A lot of people don't know about that."

Taxi

It's... a play.

"It's... a play."

Taxi

It's a play about a psychiatrist

"It's a play about a psychiatrist"

Taxi

and a boy who worships horses.

"and a boy who worships horses."

Taxi

So, before I go in there, I say straight to them:

"So, before I go in there, I say straight to them:"

Taxi

"Gentlemen, you're looking at the man you're gonna hire."

""Gentlemen, you're looking at the man you're gonna hire.""

Taxi

So that gets their interest up real quick, right?

"So that gets their interest up real quick, right?"

Taxi

Oh, yeah. Right, right.

"Oh, yeah. Right, right."

Taxi

Hey, what part are you trying for?

"Hey, what part are you trying for?"

Taxi

Listen, soon as I finish over there,

"Listen, soon as I finish over there,"

Taxi

I'll come over here

"I'll come over here"

Taxi

and I'll tell you everything, okay?

"and I'll tell you everything, okay?"

Taxi

Until then, have a piece of gum.

"Until then, have a piece of gum."

Taxi

Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

Taxi

Why didn't you tell him what part?

"Why didn't you tell him what part?"

Taxi

Because, Alex, he won't understand.

"Because, Alex, he won't understand."

Taxi

Try him.

"Try him."

Taxi

But, Alex, he won't...

"But, Alex, he won't..."

Taxi

Go ahead, try him. Take a chance.

"Go ahead, try him. Take a chance."

Taxi

Okay.

"Okay."

Taxi

Yeah? Which end?

"Yeah? Which end?"

Taxi

Gee, this phone is terrific.

"Gee, this phone is terrific."

Taxi

Yeah? We hoped you'd like it.

"Yeah? We hoped you'd like it."

Taxi

No, no, I mean, this plate's broken, see?

"No, no, I mean, this plate's broken, see?"

Taxi

You just put your money in, and it comes right back.

"You just put your money in, and it comes right back."

Taxi

You can call anywhere for free. Look.

"You can call anywhere for free. Look."

Taxi

Okay, behind me.

"Okay, behind me."

Taxi

That's right, calm yourselves.

"That's right, calm yourselves."

Taxi

I got here first.

"I got here first."

Taxi

Hey, Alex, don't you want to make a call?

"Hey, Alex, don't you want to make a call?"

Taxi

No, I don't have anybody to call.

"No, I don't have anybody to call."

Taxi

There's got to be somebody somewhere

"There's got to be somebody somewhere"

Taxi

you want to call.

"you want to call."

Taxi

No, well, no, not now.

"No, well, no, not now."

Taxi

Hello?

"Hello?"

Taxi

Is this the National Theater of London, England?

"Is this the National Theater of London, England?"

Taxi

Yeah. I'd like to speak to Sir Laurence Olivier, please.

"Yeah. I'd like to speak to Sir Laurence Olivier, please."

Taxi

Yeah, it's Bobby Wheeler from New York City calling.

"Yeah, it's Bobby Wheeler from New York City calling."

Taxi

No, it's not personal.

"No, it's not personal."

Taxi

I'm an actor, too.

"I'm an actor, too."

Taxi

This... is the National Theater of London.

"This... is the National Theater of London."

Taxi

That is a good call.

"That is a good call."

Taxi

Hello?

"Hello?"

Taxi

I can't believe it.

"I can't believe it."

Taxi

I... I didn't think I could get you on the phone.

"I... I didn't think I could get you on the phone."

Taxi

Oh, wow.

"Oh, wow."

Taxi

Laurence Olivier's secretary.

"Laurence Olivier's secretary."

Taxi

Listen, uh...

"Listen, uh..."

Taxi

Do you think that I could talk to him, please?

"Do you think that I could talk to him, please?"

Taxi

Oh. Well, uh...

"Oh. Well, uh..."

Taxi

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