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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Coral Palms, Part 2 (S04E04)

"and I totally biffed it."
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"Uh, if I may ask,"
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"how did you become captain?"
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"You just seem a little, uh..."
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"- Unqualified? - No."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"It's because I am, actually."
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"Here's how it happened."
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"I had an appointment at my dermatologist"
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"at 402 7th Avenue."
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"But I went to 204 7th Avenue by mistake."
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"It's like numbers are so crazy, am I right?"
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"- Amen. - Not really."
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"Anyway,"
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"there was this big drug bust going down."
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"He darts for the front door, trips,"
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"shoots himself in the stomach accidentally,"
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"and then after that everybody pretty much surrendered"
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"Didn't you have to pass the exams?"
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"Like, wasn't there, like, an interview"
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"where they met you and..."
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"heard you speak?"
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"Presumably."
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"Look, I'm going to be honest."
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"Between you and me,"
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"I don't fully know what I'm doing,"
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"but it seems like you guys do,"
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"so I'm just gonna stay out of the way"
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"and give you guys whatever you need."
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"What I need is an assistant of my own,"
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"just to do my paperwork and all my other work."
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"Work is the worst. I get it."
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"Uh. Hire whoever you want."
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"- And I will help you with that. - Great!"
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"This is amazing. Where do ya..."
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"where's my office?"
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"I love him."
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"I don't know what you're so excited about."
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"Wait, I thought you said we didn't need backup."
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"Are you worried? Do we need to call the Nine-Nine?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"we're fully armed up,"
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"and we have plenty of time to lay a trap."
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"Well, okay, then."
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"See you around, Coral Palms."
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"You do one, Greg."
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"All right."
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"drive-through vape station."
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"Adios, weird Juggalo encampment!"
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"Bye-bye, slightly askew stop sign."
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"Whoa-oh."
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"Oh, come on, for running a stop sign?"
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"We just passed someone driving"
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"Just be cool, Larry."
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"Gentlemen."
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"I am going to need to see your license and registration."
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"Yeah."
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"What do we got going on back there?"
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"Oh, uh, yesterday's newspaper."
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"and the bucket of bullets."
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"- Right, right, right. - Right, right, yeah."
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"Bucket of bullets, sure, sure."
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"I need you both to step out of the vehicle."
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"This is a little bit weird."
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"but that was a misunderstanding."
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"She's probably going to write a song about me."
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"We got to get out of here."
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"Figgis could show up at any minute."
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"Don't worry."
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"We can outsmart some small-town sheriff."
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"Ice-T plays us on TV."
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"We keep the Tony's safe."
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"Hey, fellas."
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"Listen, I am sorry about the delay."
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"We hired our first woman,"
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"so of course she needs her own bathroom"
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"and the shirt don't fit right..."
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"both things chaos."
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"It's not a problem, Sheriff."
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"You have nothing to worry about."
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"I think we all agree that C.J."
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"is, to put it mildly,"
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"not very impressive."
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"I watched him try to close the blinds"
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"in his office for 40 minutes."
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"He finally just gave up and changed his pants"
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"and I have a plan."
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"We use mankind's greatest weapon."
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"- A grenade. - The written word."
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"Ugh, I'm out."
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"I drafted a letter"
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"to One Police Plaza saying"
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"that we think Captain Stentley"
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"If we all sign it, they'll have to act."
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"Hey, guys, I'm Emily, Gina's assistant."
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"Wait, she actually got that?"
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""Wait, she actually got that?""
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"Sorry, I'm under strict orders from Gina"
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"to mock you whenever I see an opening."
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"Follow me, please."
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"Your 2:00 is here."
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"Okay, thanks, Em,"
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"and while I'm in this meeting,"
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"Anything you see. It's all garbage."
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"On it."
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"What's going on? We were busy."
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"Busy trying to ruin everything around here"
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"with your dumb letter?"
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"This is a gravy train, people."
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"Okay, C.J. will say yes to anything we ask for."
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"Rosa, dare to dream. What do you want?"
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"For him to be gone."
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"You want that more than you want walls around your desk"
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"so Hitchcock can't stare at you"
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"with his big old Google eyes anymore?"
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"- Yes! - What?"
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"- That's not fair! - Come on."
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"And how about you, Charles?"
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"Well, I agree with Amy"
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"and a disaster for the precinct,"
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