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Clips from The Simpsons - Tennis the Menace (S12E12)

"D'oh!"
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"Hmm."
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"Now get washed up."
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"With pleasure."
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"Oh! Good. Oh, no! That one's slowin' down!"
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"Now, all the contestants are gonna receive..."
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"Wow! A free auto."
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"- No, keep reading. - Oh."
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"Sir, we prefer the term "casket" to coffin..."
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"We have all the leading brands of anti-stink spray."
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"What funny names."
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"Aw, geez. How come they never call traveling anymore?"
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"the monuments are completely self-cleaning..."
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"and there is an optional "weeping widow" service."
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"Oh, bury me over here. Please?"
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"- $17,000. - What?"
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"Then what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?"
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"I hear Mel Brooks has one."
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"- Will do. - Faster."
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"So what happens now? Is the food free, or do we pay someone?"
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"That's how you learn- By asking, you dumb-ass."
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"Well-"
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"So from now on..."
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"- Especially bonnets. - I've had it with that school."
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"No, we're just, uh, checking-"
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"to make sure you're having a crime-free morning."
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"Would you boys like to play tennis?"
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"Why, yes. Yes, we would."
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"Come back, fools! Protect me."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"His clowning around is putting me at ease."
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"John Rocker, O.J. Simpson, Dorf."
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"Hey, Homer, here's a bloopie for you."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Hey, Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight."
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"- We did that last night. - Yeah, but this time we got the right address."
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"The Simpsons? You mean the L.A. Clippers of backyard tennis?"
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"Yeah. They're easier to beat than a suspect in shackles."
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"the fact that we mock them, or that they shall never know."
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"Do I have cooties?"
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"You'll never guess what I heard in the supermarket today."
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"I found out we're the laughingstock of the town."
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"You've gotta take this more seriously."
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"I'll practice till my elbow is swollen and discolored."
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"Uh-oh."
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"You know, this is such a beautiful day."
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"I found a way to prove to the town we're not losers."
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"The tournament's not till tomorrow."
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"Okay, get ready for the serve."
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"Bart's doing fine. You just have another beer."
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"And I'm, like, "Not even.""
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"I think you and I might just win this tournament dealie."
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"Hey, Bart."
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"Yeah! You got your daddy's hustle."
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"With that little outfit on..."
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"I am playing in the tournament."
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"- I've got a partner. - Well, good for you. Anyone I know?"
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"Uh, there's something I should tell you."
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"- Dude, I think the lady's made her decision. - I'm sorry, Homie."
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"No!"
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"I was thinking mantel too."
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"Hello, Marge. Hello, Bart."
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"I just wanted to win for once."
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"Please don't take it as a threat to your manhood."
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"I care about M.E. - My enjoyment."
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"Dad, you're just going through a classic oedipal anxiety."
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"You remember the story of Oedipus, don't you?"
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"Ugh! Who pays for that wedding?"
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"You're right. But just to be safe, maybe I should chain him up."
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"I may have the looks, but he's the trophy husband."
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"Go ahead and smile, smart guy."
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"Now, aim for your mother's heart."
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"How would you know? Your backhand looks like a rusty gate."
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"Telegram for Lisa Simpson."
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"Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?"
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"This? Oh, it's just fluid collecting."
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"- You two are goin' down. - No, we're not."
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"Oh, that's loser talk."
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"Unbeatable, eh?"
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"- Hmm. You seem less disgusted. Let's go. - Aaah!"
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"Now, Lisa, "dumping" is such a harsh word."
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"Let's just say I'm replacing you."
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"Once again, I'm outraged by this last-minute switch."
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"You sure you wanna risk it?"
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"Marge, how bad do you wanna win?"
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"Oh. Oh, I'd do anything."
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"Good. Yo, Pete. Pete Sampras."
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"Yes! I'm in."
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"- Who are you? - I'm Andre Agassi."
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"You know, there's a lesson here for all of us-"
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"Aaah!"
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"Stop that. And get ready."
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"We're going to the old folks' talent show."
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"Ever notice after dialysis..."
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"He's saying the stuff we all forgot."
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"And you know what I can't open? Cabinets."
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"Can he say that?"
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"You know what else scares me? Everything."
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"Get that one! Faster! You gotta have time for the other ones."
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"Oh, good. Oh, that one's wobbly."
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"- Oh, you got that before I even said it. - #What's new, pussycat #"
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"# Ow, ow, ow, ow #"
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"#What's new, pussycat Oh, God, no ##"
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"extra servings of honey mush."
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"and, uh, since Abe's already standing here, what the heck."
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"Hey, let's get this down to the funeral home before they try to back out."
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"Hmm. Well, this autopsy coupon appears to be valid."
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"What other funerary services may be provide for the... predeceased?"
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"Oh, the whole deal- Coffin, tombstone, anti-stink spray."
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"and "monument" to tombstone."
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"- Aaah! Get me out ofhere! - Oh, the living."
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"Look at him go."
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"That thing got picture-in-picture?"
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"The caskets are buried in unused, virgin graves..."
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"Whoa, whoa. This is gettin' kind of pricey."
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"Sir, what lies beyond this life is a mystery..."
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"but we do know for sure that God prefers people who travel in style."
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"Hear that? If you cheapskate me into hell, I'll haunt you good."
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"Imagine this when you're sittin' on the john."
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"Okay!"
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