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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Anything Can Happen Recurrence (S07E07)

"I hide it in a piece of cheese."
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"Good idea. We can wrap the pill in cheese,"
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"feed it to Cinnamon, and then my morn can eat Cinnamon."
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"- What do you feel like doing? - I was thinking we could watch a DVD."
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"Actually, how do you feel about watching House of 1000 Corpses?"
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"A straight-up gore-fest'? You hate this stuff."
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"I do, but for some reason, Emily loves it"
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"and wants to watch it with me tomorrow,"
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"so I thought if I saw it with you first,"
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"then I could act cool about it with her."
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"That's actually not a bad plan."
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"You're a good friend. I owe you one."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard! Help me get out of the tub!"
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"So we're just randomly choosing a restaurant"
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"- without researching it online'? - Yep."
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"This is how Anything Can Happen Thursday turns"
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"into It Won't Stop Coming Out Friday."
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"Hey, how about that Asian fusion place?"
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"What the hell'?"
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"That's a good question."
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"Amy and Bernadette."
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"Why did you lie to us?"
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"Hey. Listen to this."
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""Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals"
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"I just helped my mom out of the tub,"
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"so I'm one slippery horror ahead of you."
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"You're a good son. I don't know how you do it."
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"Beach blankets, my friend. It's all about beach blankets."
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"All right, let's get this over with."
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"Oh, yeah, you're gonna do great with this movie."
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"(BLOWS)"
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"I'm sorry. I just needed a break"
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"from hearing you obsess about what to do after string theory."
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"And we kind of just wanted one night where we didn't have to hear"
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"about how miserable you are making this movie."
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"But none of that means we don't love you."
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"Have I?"
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"We're gonna have Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"You're gonna tell me all about your science stuff and I'm gonna complain"
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"because that's what friends do. - Okay."
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"If I had to pick now, I'd probably go with dark matter..."
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"- What's wrong? - I don't understand my food."
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"Chinese noodles with Korean barbecue..."
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"in a taco."
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"It's fusion."
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"Well, my mother would lock her car doors"
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"if she had to drive through this hodgepodge of ethnicity."
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"- Not at all. - Thank you."
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"Hey, I don't understand why you're not upset with Amy."
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"for dinner on our next date night."
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"Okay."
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"So, in the last 20 minutes,"
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"And the brutal dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother."
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"Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her'?"
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"- What difference does it make? - What do you mean?"
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"Oh, come on, she could have a freezer full"
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"of ex-boyfriend's body parts and you'd still go out with her."
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"I feel so bad about lying to Sheldon."
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"I'd tell you what I do with Howard,"
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"Between Penny's gorilla movie and Howard's gorilla mother,"
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"I had no choice."
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"What? I don't lie to her."
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"Oh, we know you don't lie to her."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these."
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"Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle"
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"Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch."
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"Come on, open it. I bet it says something great."
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"For all you know, there's a tiny Chihuahua in here."
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""People turn to you for guidance and wisdom.""
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"- Yeah, that's a good one. - No, it's not."
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"- How is that not good? - "Turn to you for wisdom?""
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"You'd never hear that kind of sass from a Nutter Butter."
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"Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide. Open yours."
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"- Have you ever paid for a meal? - Not with money. Read."
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"(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ON TV)"
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"So, he kills this girl's father, cuts off the guy's face,"
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"I'm just gonna say it. That's not okay."
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"Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music?"
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"who likes The Sound of Music."
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"Hey, Penny, What's up?"
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"No, Bernie's working late."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, I think I see our next stop."
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"You can't be serious."
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"If I wanted to waste my time on nonsense,"
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"I'd follow Leonard on Instagram."
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"No, come on. Tonight, we are trying new things."
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"Yeah, honey, I'm still stuck at work."
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"Really? Penny said that?"
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"Okay, it's true. I'm sorry."
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"I'll see you at home."
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"You and I never just hang out like this. Why is that?"
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"- I know. It's weird, right? - Yeah. We should do it more often."
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"- it's Penny. - Is she still mad?"
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"Doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her."
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"Well, Penny can be very persuasive."
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"She's gotten me to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do."
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"Can I confess something?"
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"Once in a while, I get a little jealous"
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"Really? - I mean, not in a romantic way."
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"It's just, she really has some sort of connection with him."
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"and Penny grew up around horses,"
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"I just wish he'd be that comfortable around me already."
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"I gotta go. Penny ratted me out."
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"FYI, she's getting you a watch for your birthday"
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"with money she took out of your wallet."
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"I don't mean to be rude or discourteous,"
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"but before we begin, I'd just like to say"
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"there is absolutely no scientific evidence"
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"to support clairvoyance of any kind."
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"but you're a fraud..."
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"your profession is a swindle,"
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"Again, no offense."
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"All right, Sheldon, just ask your question."
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"Okay, I just did. What was it?"
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"Oh, for God's sake. Look, he's a physicist who's trying to figure out"
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"For your information, I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie."
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"Your spirit guides are telling me that there's a woman in your life"
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"Yes, you clearly are."
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