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Clips from The Simpsons - Mommie Beerest (S16E16)

"And the worst part is,"
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"this is brunch,"
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"so you've ruined two meals."
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"Why did I ever have kids?"
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"I could have written symphonies,"
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"Here, Homer."
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"Have a big, frosty mug of Fuhgetaboutit."
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"I wouldn't drink that."
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"From the looks of this place, it might kill you."
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"Oh, who are you, the health inspector?"
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"Yes."
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"But then where would I go to get away from my wife?"
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"Guys, this is Frankie from the Health Department."
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"Lenny, you don't have to hide that rat."
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"Off you go, little fella."
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"When we were kids,"
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"our dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other."
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"My pop would buy me a malted for every tooth of Moe's I knocked out."
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"Food hygienically stored?"
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"Oh my God, he's dead."
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"Okay, which one of you guys parked in front of the hydrant?"
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"sitting around, none of them dead."
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"Buy yourselves a nice dinner."
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"Is everything... hunky-dory there?"
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"your tavern is rife with Health Code violations."
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"You gotta be kidding me. Like what?"
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"For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor."
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"Uh, well, ya see, trash day ain't 'til Wednesday, so..."
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"Chicken skins in soap dispenser..."
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"toilet on the roof..."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"If anybody needs me, I'll be in the john."
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"Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling"
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"From glen to glen"
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"And down the mountainside"
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"The summer's gone"
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"and all the roses falling"
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"Moe's, a tribute."
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""M" is for Moe, the owner of Moe's."
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""E" is for acceptance."
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"The feeling I always got here at Moe's."
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"Oh, Moe! Don't let them close you down."
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"I don't have the cash to clean up the bar."
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"From now on,"
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"you guys are just going to have to do your drinking across the street."
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"Hey, a beer's a beer."
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"I'm too fat."
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"Moe, I'm going to help you reopen your bar,"
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"no matter what it takes."
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"Mr. Simpson, for a loan this big,"
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"Put up my house?"
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"But I just paid it off."
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"What would Marge say?"
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"Do whatever you have to do to save Moe's."
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"I love my Homie."
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"Okay, honey, I'll do it."
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"Thanks, Homer."
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"Homer, those kookoo-birds at the bank"
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"goofed up and sent us a mortgage statement."
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"M631700000642J?"
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"This is a new loan tracking number."
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"You got a new mortgage?"
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"I had to."
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"Or Moe's would stay closed forever."
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"How's he going to pay us back?"
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"I would like it."
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"Until you pay us back,"
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"you're answering to me."
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"now wait just a minute."
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"Nor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acquaintance,"
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"a pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation,"
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"a brief hug or eye contact."
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"I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Just made it!"
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"Quittin' time!"
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"Marge?"
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"I'm here protecting our investment."
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"But I don't wanna take care of the kids."
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"Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?"
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"Quit playing dumb."
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"How many magic beans should I sell the baby for?"
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"Three?"
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"That's me, jerk-ass Homer."
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"Come on, go home."
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"Maybe some cheerier paint would make this place less of a dive."
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"Marge, my customers don't like themselves."
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"Therefore, they seek the darkness."
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"Susie-Q or face-macer."
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"I had a feeling you'd say that,"
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"so I prepared something that might help you"
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"This place is a diamond, but it's trapped in the rough"
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"Here's my new idea to sell both beer and grub"
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"We will turn this filthy dive"
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"Into a proper old-time British pub"
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"A British whaaa?"
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"What a classy way To get drunk off your asses"
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"An English pub-- that just might work."
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"My bar could be British Instead of arm-pittish,"
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"Well, I was thinking more like drapes and a paint job,"
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"Pint of ale, my dear?"
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"Well thank you, Your Honor."
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"That's a deliberate mis-statement of fact."
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"Marge Simpson and Moe Szyslak,"
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"here's a mash note to your bangers--"
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"I'd just like to say that there's one person"
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"Marge Simpson."
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"Thanks, Moe."
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"Just what are you inferring?"
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"You infer."
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"Whew, that's a relief."
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"Boy, what a night!"
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"Here, watch. Get lost, rummy!"
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"So, you've been at Moe's every night this week."
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"I know, I used to think of Moe as a scabby, dead-eyed hunchback,"
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"Bonded?! How many times?"
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"Hey, it's me."
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"Marge, sorry to call you so late, but I had a great idea--"
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"put cutesy signs outside the restrooms"
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"instead of the ones we have now that say"
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