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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hesitation Ramification (S07E07)

"I mean, humor is"
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"a complex neurological..."
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"Okay, that's pretty good."
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"How about her?"
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"No pretty girls!"
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"The point is to talk to regular people"
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"and work our way up to pretty girls."
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"How about that old lady with the walker?"
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"On any level, do you think she's hot?"
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"We'll find somebody else."
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"Kumquat?"
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"I guess."
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"Sure."
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"Now, would you say ointment"
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"is more, equal to, or less funny than kumquat?"
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"I don't think I want to go out with you anymore."
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"Will you please stop joking around?"
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"Sheldon, how many words are you gonna go through?"
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"You didn't get your part cut."
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"Yep, bunch of old guys rocking out in a band,"
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"all with erectile dysfunction,"
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"you didn't get your part cut!"
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"Can we talk?"
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"We can, but the part of Penny might get cut."
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"What you're trying to do is hard,"
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"but people do make it,"
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"Thank you."
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"Are you serious? For what?"
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"How did you manage that?!"
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"Come on Leonard, this is just a PR stunt."
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"So? Even if it is, you have a huge advantage"
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"because you're an actual actress."
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"Most of the people doing this are just weirdoes and nerds."
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"Wolowitz sent his in two days ago."
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"Look, maybe it is a long shot,"
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"He had to get a torpedo into an exhaust port"
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"but with the help of The Force, he..."
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"Yeah, she seems friendly and easy to..."
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"Yeah, maybe talking to people is too hard."
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"We could go over to that department store,"
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"practice on the mannequins."
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"They're dressed very stylishly."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"The next person that walks by,"
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"Where's Sheldon?"
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"to determine the basis of humor."
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"That's interesting. It's exhausting."
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"Do you have any idea how hard it is"
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"to laugh at a knock-knock joke that starts with,"
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"If you want him to stop,"
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"sometimes the easiest thing to do is just fake a laugh."
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"Do you ever do that with me?"
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"Well, I'd be able to tell anyway."
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"I don't think you would."
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"sometimes just by asking them out."
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"Yes, how much for a hundred long-stemmed red roses?"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, I'll call you back."
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"with your Star Wars thing."
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"Oh."
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"Anyway, um, I was just upset with myself."
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"I wasn't mad at you."
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"Come on. It's okay."
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"I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago,"
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"and I'm still doing it."
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"And I finally get my big break, and it goes away!"
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"No, you're not. Really?!"
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"'Cause this morning at Starbucks,"
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"a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg!"
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"And it wasn't the only one in there."
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"Okay, listen to me, this is just a minor setback."
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"No, it's not, okay?! I've been out here"
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"for, like, ten years! I've nothing to show for it!"
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"You're right."
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"What?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Um..."
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"Did you seriously just say, "Um"?!"
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"Look, you know I love you,"
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"but-but you're-you're drunk and sad and feeling lost..."
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"No, forget it! I take it back! Offer's off the table!"
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"Who's in the mood to laugh?!"
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"Really not a good time."
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"But I used science to construct the perfect joke."
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"No, no, I just need to be alone."
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"So, a sandwich, a rabbi and yo mama walk into a bar."
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"To my room. Should I follow you?"
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"No."
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"Leonard, wait."
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"What?"
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"I forgot to tell you the sandwich is promiscuous."
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"How about those guys on that bench over there?"
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"They look pathetic."
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"I bet we could talk to them."
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"That's a mirror."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Sorry. Yeah. Good night."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Uh, do-do you like being a mall security guard?"
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"It's all right."
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"Okay, nice talking to you."
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"Can't sleep?"
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"No."
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"Would you like to talk about it?"
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"That's a good question."
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"Does that mean the relationship is over?"
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"I don't know."
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"Because I'm afraid to know the answer."
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"Well..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"That's it?"
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"You're not gonna make some dumb joke"
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"or some inappropriate comment?"
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"No."
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"You're my friend, and..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Did you just put a "kick me" sign on my back?"
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"No."
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"That wouldn't be funny at all."
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"starring Howard Joel Wolowitz, real-life astronaut."
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