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Clips from The Ghost and Molly McGee - Not So Honest Abe/The Best of Nin-tensions (S01E01)

"No‐no‐no‐no, wait, wait Mr. President, don't go!"
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"I'm your number one fan!"
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"And I really need your help with my project!"
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"[muffled]"
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"[blubbering]"
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"Well, I'd be a pretty terrible President"
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"to let down my number one fan."
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"So, sure, I can tell you about Lincoln!"
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"‐Who is me. ‐Woo!"
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"Mr. President, what are you doing?"
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"We have that thing to go to."
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"Don't worry, I'm great at getting into character!"
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"I go deep."
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"Now, where to start?"
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"Let's mix it up and start in the middle."
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"Like your middle name?"
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"Right. It was Ralph."
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"I thought you didn't have a middle name."
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"Listen, kid, I'm Honest Abe. That means I can't lie."
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"I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Scratch."
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"That is definitely President Lincoln."
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"That's okay. We all make mistakes."
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"[to self] Especially me. Today."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"‐Greetings, I am Dian Fossey. ‐[Darryl grunting]"
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"I studied mountain gorillas in Rwanda and‐‐"
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"‐Darryl, stop grooming me! ‐[shrieks]"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"‐I am Abraham Lincoln, ‐[presidential music plays]"
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"16th President of the United States of America."
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"You all know that I practiced law, but did you know that,"
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"in my spare time, I also taught bears to polka?"
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"What?"
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"Then, I set out to sea"
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"to find my fortune as a pirate,"
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"and went by the name Calico Jack!"
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"‐[laughs] ‐I warn you, Ms. McGee,"
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"that those who make a mockery of history"
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"are doomed to repeat it next semester."
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"I can't just float here and watch her humiliate herself"
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"[snaps] I need pizza!"
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"[club music playing]"
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"I got a pizza for an A. Lincoln."
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"I'll take it to him."
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"Well, it's a personal pizza,"
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"so I gotta deliver it, [clears throat] personally."
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"Oh, nice try."
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"Wait, wait‐wait‐wait!"
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"‐[squelches] ‐Aah!"
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"Chicago Style!"
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"It's not even pizza!"
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"[club music playing]"
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"[music stops]"
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"Hey, turn the music back on!"
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"FDR needs his EDM!"
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"Abraham Lincoln! I need to find Lincoln! Anybody seen him?"
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"No! [straining] Let go of me!"
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"Funny story, I wore this hat because of a bad hair day,"
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"and now, it's my signature look."
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"Mr. Lincoln! There you are!"
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"Yes, it's me."
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"Look, ya gotta help me!"
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"There's this human named Molly, okay?"
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"She's bombing a school presentation on you,"
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"and, well, it may be because"
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"I slightly led her to believe I knew you."
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"[bangs keys]"
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"I never encourage deceit and falsehood, young man."
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"[foreboding music]"
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"Okay, I lied to her and set her up with a fake Lincoln"
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"so she wouldn't find out I'm such a loser in the Ghost World!"
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"I care what she thinks of me, okay?!"
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"Also, I didn't pay for my mocha!"
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"Wow. I did not mean to admit any of that."
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"They don't call me Honest Abe for nothin'."
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"Now, she's spoutin' nonsense at school!"
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"She's a laughing stock!"
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"She's gonna fail her class because of me."
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"Truth is your truest friend."
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"But sounds like this Molly character is a close second."
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"She is."
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"Let us go right this wrong."
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"And, uh, don't forget to tip the waiter."
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"We may be dead, but we all gotta make a living."
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"‐[students laughing] ‐And that's how"
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"I carved my own face into Mount Rushmore"
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"with nothing but my bare hands and a spork."
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"[laughing]"
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"Uh, excuse me, I need to use the little presidents' room."
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"I don't get it, Mr. President."
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"I'm telling them the truth, but they don't believe me."
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"Molly! I am so sorry to say"
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"that this Lincoln is an imposter!"
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"[gasps] Geoff?! How dare you pretend to be Lincoln!"
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"‐Yeah, well, you‐‐ ‐Oh‐da‐da‐da‐da‐dah!"
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"Don't worry, Molly, I brought you something better."
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"The true President Lincoln at your service."
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"So, you did lie to me, Scratch!"
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"Okay, yes, I lied, but, it..."
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"Wow, that truth stare really does it."
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"Look, I just wanted you to think I'm important"
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"because you're important to me."
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"So, you nearly ruined my grade because you care about me?!"
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"That's the nicest thing you've ever done, Scratch!"
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"‐[crying] That is so sweet! ‐All right, I'm not a tissue."
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"You can always tell the greatness of a ghost"
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"by the lengths he will go to for a friend."
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"Now, what do you say we go fix your presentation?"
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"[laughing]"
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"[awkward laugh] I'm glad you're entertained."
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"Because I, Abe Lincoln, was well known"
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"for my wicked sense of humor and ability to tell a ripping yarn!"
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"All jokes aside, I'd like to give my real presentation."
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"Now, it's a little out of the ordinary,"
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"but I think it really brings history to life."
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"‐[snaps] ‐[lights click off]"
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"♪ Mr. Abraham Lincoln Stood six foot four ♪"
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"♪ He kept us united Through the Civil War ♪"
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"♪ ' Cause he believed every Person had the right to be ♪"
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"♪ Unchained, liberated Completely free ♪"
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