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Clips from Futurama - Space Pilot 3000 (S01E01)

"and this time, I'm not going to be a total loser."
Futurama
"Your permanent career assignment."
Futurama
"Delivery boy?"
Futurama
"Take your hands off me."
Futurama
"You've been assigned the job you're best at..."
Futurama
"just like everyone else."
Futurama
"What if I refuse?"
Futurama
"Out of a cannon into the sun."
Futurama
"- But I don't like being a delivery boy. - Well, that's tough."
Futurama
"Lots of people don't like their jobs but we do them anyway."
Futurama
""You gotta do what you gotta do.""
Futurama
"I'm going to implant your career chip."
Futurama
"Radio City Mutant Hall."
Futurama
"Uh, cross-town express."
Futurama
"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
Futurama
"Pfft."
Futurama
"Tourist."
Futurama
"I can call my nephew."
Futurama
"Whoa. A real-live robot."
Futurama
"Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?"
Futurama
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
Futurama
"It doesn't look so shiny to me."
Futurama
"Shinier than yours, meat bag."
Futurama
"Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here."
Futurama
"Please select mode of death:"
Futurama
"Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call."
Futurama
"Great choice."
Futurama
"Help! What's happening?"
Futurama
"Thank you for using Stop-And-Drop..."
Futurama
"Welcome to the world of tomorrow."
Futurama
"This is unacceptable, Leela."
Futurama
"Look, he's just a nobody..."
Futurama
"who doesn't want to be a delivery boy."
Futurama
"I'd really rather not force it on him."
Futurama
"and it's my job to make you do your job..."
Futurama
"Why would a robot need to drink?"
Futurama
"I can quit anytime I want."
Futurama
"Really? What do you do, Bender?"
Futurama
"You any good at it?"
Futurama
"I could bend a girder to any angle."
Futurama
"30 degrees... 32 degrees..."
Futurama
"you name it."
Futurama
"31... but I couldn't go on living..."
Futurama
"Suicide booths."
Futurama
"Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you."
Futurama
"I'm going to go kill myself."
Futurama
"Wait... you're the only friend I have."
Futurama
"You really want a robot for a friend?"
Futurama
"Yeah, ever since I was six."
Futurama
"But I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals..."
Futurama
"so if anyone asks, you're my de-bugger."
Futurama
"Oh, no, it's the cyclops."
Futurama
"This is Officer 1 -B-D-I requesting backup."
Futurama
"It's free on Tuesdays."
Futurama
"Welcome to the Head Museum."
Futurama
"I'm Leonard Nimoy."
Futurama
"I don't do that anymore."
Futurama
"What do you heads do all day?"
Futurama
"It's a life of quiet dignity."
Futurama
"but I have to install your career chip."
Futurama
"Yeah, well if you're sorry then why are you doing it?"
Futurama
"You gotta do what you gotta do."
Futurama
"That's it."
Futurama
"You just made my list."
Futurama
"Keep your big nose out of this, eyeball."
Futurama
"No one makes fun of my nose."
Futurama
"Yee-aah!"
Futurama
"You guys were totally out of control."
Futurama
"Yeah, you know the law..."
Futurama
"You gotta do what you gotta do."
Futurama
"if you just bend the bars."
Futurama
"Dream on, skin tube."
Futurama
"I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes."
Futurama
"What do I look like? A de-bender?"
Futurama
"If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"
Futurama
"Yep."
Futurama
"to make your own decisions in life."
Futurama
"Can't..."
Futurama
"You were right, Fry."
Futurama
"when I want, who I want."
Futurama
"I don't know how you did that."
Futurama
"Yee-aah!"
Futurama
"- Wait! - No, thanks."
Futurama
"Looks like one of us will have to bend this grate."
Futurama
"Good lord."
Futurama
"What is this?"
Futurama
"It's the decaying ruins of old New York."
Futurama
"Welcome home, pal."
Futurama
"Man, this brings back a lot of memories."
Futurama
"This is where I brought my girlfriend..."
Futurama
"My God. She's gone."
Futurama
"Look, I know it's not much consolation..."
Futurama
"but I understand how you feel."
Futurama
"No, you don't. I've got no home, no family."
Futurama
"No friends."
Futurama
"My whole world is gone."
Futurama
"You can't possibly understand..."
Futurama
"I understand."
Futurama
"I don't understand this world, but... you obviously do..."
Futurama
"so I give up."
Futurama
"What are you doing?"
Futurama
"I just never realized it until I met you."
Futurama
"What is the matter with you?"
Futurama
"I just wanted to be part of the moment."
Futurama
"Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring."
Futurama
"This calls for a drink."
Futurama
"but we're all job deserters now."
Futurama
"We're unemployed..."
Futurama
"I don't have an Uncle Fry."
Futurama
"This is absolutely incredible."
Futurama
"Oh, my, no."
Futurama
"That's my lab table and this is my work stool..."
Futurama
"and here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."
Futurama
"Whoa."
Futurama
"A real live spaceship."
Futurama
"I designed it myself."
Futurama
"Let me show you..."
Futurama
"Attention, job deserters!"
Futurama
"Get those bums."
Futurama
"Can anyone drive stick?"
Futurama
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