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Clips from The Office - Livin' the Dream (S09E09)

"Is he going to offer you the manager's job?"
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"I wouldn't be too sure about that."
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"Just saying."
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"[Whistling]"
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"[Whistling]"
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"- Hello. - Well, hello."
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"Big day for you."
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"- Big day for you. - Thank you."
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"- Love the belt. - Oh, yes."
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"You know, I don't know anything about karate,"
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"but I have broken a few boards in my day."
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"- Hi-yah. - [Chuckles]"
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"Diving boards"
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"at my family pool in Redding."
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"I was an obese child."
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"I never talk about that here, but"
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"This is exciting."
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"You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings."
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"Thank you. I appreciate that."
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"'Cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it."
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"Oh, I doubt you'll make it."
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"Very few do who try to be a star."
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"But listen, you've saved up enough money"
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"to take a couple of years off,"
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"No, I just applied for more overdraft protection."
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"Andy,"
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"I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay,"
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"and everything to gain from you leaving."
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"Dear God, don't quit your day job."
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"to him who will try."
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"Alexander the Great, if he were Cockney."
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"You're bad."
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"I'm gonna make it."
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"Every person who's been on Conan"
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"Every person."
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"Erin."
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"- Oh. - We lay together."
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"That's something you can't take back."
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"So true."
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"Will you tell me bluntly?"
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"Do you think I'm making a terrible mistake"
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"quitting my job to become an actor?"
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"Bluntly?"
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"Huge mistake."
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"Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless"
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"or maybe even starve."
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"Thank you."
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"You can stay on as a salesman, Andy."
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"Thank you."
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?"
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"Will you be the new manager?"
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"Where?"
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"Here. Scranton."
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"Come on."
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"Come on, Dwight. Get up."
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"Let's go. It's good news."
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"I've just waited for this moment my entire life."
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"I mean, I was interim manager once,"
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"but then I shot that gun."
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"What?"
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"But this isn't interim manager."
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"No."
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"It's Dwight K. Schrute..."
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"Manager."
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"Why do you already have this?"
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"and there was a trade show on the same day."
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"You will not regret this decision, David."
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"I know."
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"I know, Dwight."
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"Okay. All righty."
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"You're gonna do great."
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"- Hey. - Wow, hey."
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"Hi."
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"- Um, I have a question. - Okay."
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"Really?"
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"- I did! - Yeah, totally you did."
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"Super important."
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"I need you to stay right here while you think about it."
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"I did not come back here just to see you."
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"No, I'm sure you did not."
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"[Whispering] What was your question?"
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"I don't know,"
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"but it might take me a long time to figure it out."
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"Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting."
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"Exactly. [Giggles]"
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"Hey, everybody. I changed my mind."
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"I'm gonna stay on in sales."
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"Oh, thank God... [Laughs]"
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"because sales could be your best role yet."
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"Hey. Good choice, man."
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"Seriously."
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"Okay."
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"Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman."
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"Death of a Salesman."
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"Sure,Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller."
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"Mm,"
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"no, this one was written by Spongebob Squarepants."
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"[Groans]"
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"See, so you just push from under,"
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"and turn it around, and boom."
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"Now, the staple crimps outward."
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"I had no idea."
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"like a frickin' sheep."
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"- Look who's back. - I'm back."
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"Oh! Hey, look, and now, it's like a double date."
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"- Wow. - [Laughs]"
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"Actually, maybe we should go on a double date sometime."
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"That'd be fun."
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"Yeah, we should do that for real sometime."
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"Well, how about Thursday?"
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"Oh, well, Thursday's tough because--"
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"Weeknights are actually tough just because--"
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"- Forget I said anything. - Oh."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"Little reconfiguration to the staff."
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"- Dwight Schrute-- - David."
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"- Just let me-- let me do this-- - Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on--"
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"what I was about to say is Dwight--"
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"[Cell phone vibrates]"
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