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Clips from Dave (1993)

"What is with President Mitchell lately?"
Dave (1993)
"What you don't want to do is eat doughnuts."
Dave (1993)
"No doughnuts."
Dave (1993)
"Arnold, thank you so much."
Dave (1993)
"Throwing out the ceremonial first pitch..."
Dave (1993)
"...the President of the United States."
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"...on major issues of the day."
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"John, the illness just crystallized his thinking about his own presidency."
Dave (1993)
"...first lady and the president...."
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"You mean, you don't know or you can't say?"
Dave (1993)
"I can't say."
Dave (1993)
"You know, I've always wondered about you guys."
Dave (1993)
"The way they say you'd take a bullet for the president."
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"It would be wonderful for you and great for the president."
Dave (1993)
"I'm sorry, the only time that I have available is the 25th."
Dave (1993)
"Well, you, remember that First Liberty stuff we almost got nailed on?"
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"- I care about the homeless. - Oh, yeah."
Dave (1993)
"Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. President."
Dave (1993)
"That's right, Bill. Kids are homeless too."
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"- Hi, there. - How are you?"
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"- Hello, Mr. President. - Hello."
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"How do you do?"
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"...is they start to lose communication skills."
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"Everybody together now. Everybody pay attention."
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"Great name."
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"Thanks."
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"The answer is in this riddle."
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"Do you know?"
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"See? Okay, here's me."
Dave (1993)
"...forbidding."
Dave (1993)
"Have you ever thought about wearing a sweater?"
Dave (1993)
"Excuse me. Yeah, hold on. It's right here."
Dave (1993)
"- Just came in. - I think he's gonna veto it."
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"I'm not one of your little bimbos."
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"You know, if you want to be the same old selfish..."
Dave (1993)
"When I think of that spectacle you put on with the little boy and the magic trick."
Dave (1993)
"Ellen. Ellen!"
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""President vetoes Works Bill.""
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"No."
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"- We saw those kids. - Yes, you did."
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"He asked me to come."
Dave (1993)
"You could get in so much trouble if they find out."
Dave (1993)
"Just watch."
Dave (1993)
"And we have work to do so we're not to be disturbed."
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"- I love bratwurst. - I know."
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"Who does these books? If I ran my business this way, I'd be out of business."
Dave (1993)
"I see a lot of places you could save, but I can't make those choices."
Dave (1993)
"- ...I'd like to go over the budget. - Budget?"
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"Now, the way I see it, we need $650 million in order to..."
Dave (1993)
"- Through simple changes... - It's all right."
Dave (1993)
"For example..."
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"Now, is this true, Frank?"
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"Well, in a sense...."
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"Mr. President."
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"Great."
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"Unfortunately, money management's only gonna get us halfway to our goal."
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"Yes, sir...."
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"No, I sure don't."
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"That'll be plus 47...."
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"Nine."
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"Thank you."
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"What I told him to?"
Dave (1993)
"What do you mean by that?"
Dave (1993)
"Thanks, Murray."
Dave (1993)
"- Camp David? - Yeah."
Dave (1993)
"Come on, number six."
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"We both lose."
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"Anyone would've done that."
Dave (1993)
"Look, I'll make this easy on you."
Dave (1993)
"I'd just kind of like to know where he is."
Dave (1993)
"Open it, please, Duane."
Dave (1993)
"Oh, my God."
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"What happened?"
Dave (1993)
"It was a stroke."
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"I'm sorry."
Dave (1993)
"I'm not the first lady anymore."
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"Because I'm really not in the mood."
Dave (1993)
"Souvenirs. Towels and stuff."
Dave (1993)
"I never wanted to hurt anybody."
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"...and you can even do without a life."
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"How are you gonna get home?"
Dave (1993)
"Duane said he'd leave a car right over there."
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"No."
Dave (1993)
"- Both of us? - Yes, both of you, please."
Dave (1993)
"We don't look like each other, but I mean..."
Dave (1993)
"I know what you think. People hire us to impersonate the president and first lady."
Dave (1993)
"And then at 0830, I want a complete briefing on the whole surf situation.""
Dave (1993)
"The sun will come out tomorrow"
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"Tomorrow, tomorrow, we love you, tomorrow"
Dave (1993)
"Thank you. Thanks. We haven't worked out the final harmony."
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"You're not?"
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"I think you ought to save all the money you have."
Dave (1993)
"Now, you drive safely?"
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"This is good."
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"What's in it?"
Dave (1993)
"I guess."
Dave (1993)
"You mean, when I'm not running the country?"
Dave (1993)
"- You mean, you find people jobs? - Yes."
Dave (1993)
"It's just more than most people do around here."
Dave (1993)
"And your family?"
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"I was."
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"...and the TV cameras..."
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"I don't think you were pretending."
Dave (1993)
"Look, there's no visitors at..."
Dave (1993)
"- Hi. - Mr. President?"
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"- I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize that... - Just getting a little fresh air."
Dave (1993)
"You make a nice president, Dave Kovic."
Dave (1993)
"We're walking."
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"You're lint!"
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"...maybe I am."
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"- I'm fired? - Yup."
Dave (1993)
"Fine."
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"I'd like to begin with an announcement that..."
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"He thinks this country's fine and we should go about doing business as usual."
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"Not anymore."
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"...because we can."
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"...I'm gonna make it the responsibility of this government..."
Dave (1993)
"...to find a job for every American who wants one."
Dave (1993)
"...impossible."
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"Thank you, Mr. President."
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