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Clips from Dave

TV Series 1993 –2023 25 min ★ 7.9/10 (162 ratings) 1,443 clips
Comedy

Credits

Good to be home.
"Good to be home."
Dave
- The Monroe? - Welcome home, Mr. President.
"- The Monroe? - Welcome home, Mr. President."
Dave
Try to find someone who looks like me this time.
"Try to find someone who looks like me this time."
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Thank you, one and all.
"Thank you, one and all."
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Let me just say, from one chief executive to another...
"Let me just say, from one chief executive to another..."
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Thank you, Mr. President.
"Thank you, Mr. President."
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I don't want to look like a prick.
"I don't want to look like a prick."
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Norman.
"Norman."
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I want you to do this because you want to.
"I want you to do this because you want to."
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- How are you? Having fun? - Hey.
"- How are you? Having fun? - Hey."
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Hey. How are you, Mabel? Hi, Jennifer.
"Hey. How are you, Mabel? Hi, Jennifer."
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And Lola's been in your office crying for almost an hour.
"And Lola's been in your office crying for almost an hour."
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Can't get out of it.
"Can't get out of it."
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Murray, she flies on an IBM.
"Murray, she flies on an IBM."
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Just a short-term thing. Straight temp job.
"Just a short-term thing. Straight temp job."
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Me too. Okay, well, thanks, Murray.
"Me too. Okay, well, thanks, Murray."
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And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
"And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet"
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Every night my honey lamb and I
"Every night my honey lamb and I"
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Yeeow! Ayipioeeay, whoo
"Yeeow! Ayipioeeay, whoo"
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We're only saying: you're doing fine, Oklahoma
"We're only saying: you're doing fine, Oklahoma"
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O-K-L-A-H-O
"O-K-L-A-H-O"
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I.... I swear I thought that was a legitimate deduction.
"I.... I swear I thought that was a legitimate deduction."
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...the Secret Service hires someone to double for the president...
"...the Secret Service hires someone to double for the president..."
Dave
Really?
"Really?"
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You think?
"You think?"
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Thank you all.
"Thank you all."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
Dave
Now Justice Blankfort...
"Now Justice Blankfort..."
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We need standardized parole criteria...
"We need standardized parole criteria..."
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We need a judiciary that is sensitive to the needs...
"We need a judiciary that is sensitive to the needs..."
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Okay, you ready?
"Okay, you ready?"
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President Mitchell!
"President Mitchell!"
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God bless you! God bless America!
"God bless you! God bless America!"
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Thank you very much!
"Thank you very much!"
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Baby?
"Baby?"
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- Bob. - This is mine, Al. It's all mine.
"- Bob. - This is mine, Al. It's all mine."
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Oh, sir.
"Oh, sir."
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Back to the cottage.
"Back to the cottage."
Dave
Up and around?
"Up and around?"
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How?
"How?"
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I think I've been pretty cooperative. I'd just like to know where we're going.
"I think I've been pretty cooperative. I'd just like to know where we're going."
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Nice.
"Nice."
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Dave. I'm Alan Reed, White House communications director.
"Dave. I'm Alan Reed, White House communications director."
Dave
I'm fine.
"I'm fine."
Dave
But Dave, something has come up and I think we need to talk about it.
"But Dave, something has come up and I think we need to talk about it."
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- Terrific. - In fact, we think you did such a good job...
"- Terrific. - In fact, we think you did such a good job..."
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Try it out.
"Try it out."
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I know, it's difficult for all of us...
"I know, it's difficult for all of us..."
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...but sometimes we need to put our personal feelings aside and focus...
"...but sometimes we need to put our personal feelings aside and focus..."
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I'm afraid the president's not in very good shape.
"I'm afraid the president's not in very good shape."
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...and even our enemies, to feel...
"...and even our enemies, to feel..."
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We need them to feel like they can go to bed at night...
"We need them to feel like they can go to bed at night..."
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...in this chair.
"...in this chair."
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- No. - I'm afraid so.
"- No. - I'm afraid so."
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Depends.
"Depends."
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Dave.
"Dave."
Dave
You know, on an empty road...
"You know, on an empty road..."
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Now, let's say...
"Now, let's say..."
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The entire United States of America.
"The entire United States of America."
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- In the car? - In the car.
"- In the car? - In the car."
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- First lady? - Don't worry, you won't even see her.
"- First lady? - Don't worry, you won't even see her."
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- You're kidding. - It happens.
"- You're kidding. - It happens."
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- It's very nice. - Come this way.
"- It's very nice. - Come this way."
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Sleep tight.
"Sleep tight."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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...where he was giving a speech to the American Legal Counsel...
"...where he was giving a speech to the American Legal Counsel..."
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Reports that he had suffered a severe stroke are erroneous.
"Reports that he had suffered a severe stroke are erroneous."
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Now, let me stress again, this is a minor medical problem.
"Now, let me stress again, this is a minor medical problem."
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...of course this time much more serious...
"...of course this time much more serious..."
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...our newly appointed VP becomes....
"...our newly appointed VP becomes...."
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Jeez.
"Jeez."
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Your ECG is completely normal...
"Your ECG is completely normal..."
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Yes. I mean...
"Yes. I mean..."
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...weight lifting.
"...weight lifting."
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Polo, climbing.
"Polo, climbing."
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- Remember everybody's name, faces? - Yeah.
"- Remember everybody's name, faces? - Yeah."
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- Morning, ladies. - Mr. President.
"- Morning, ladies. - Mr. President."
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Good to be back. Just a false alarm. Nothing to be worried about.
"Good to be back. Just a false alarm. Nothing to be worried about."
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- It's good to be alive, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
"- It's good to be alive, isn't it? - Yes, sir."
Dave
Remember, you are the president.
"Remember, you are the president."
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Okay, let's get back to work.
"Okay, let's get back to work."
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Let's go over it again?
"Let's go over it again?"
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Hang on.
"Hang on."
Dave
Kovic Temps.
"Kovic Temps."
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You met who?
"You met who?"
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She's, really exotic and wonderful.
"She's, really exotic and wonderful."
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She's, Amnesian.
"She's, Amnesian."
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He's in love.
"He's in love."
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His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health.
"His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health."
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...and I don't believe that I have ever seen the president in better shape.
"...and I don't believe that I have ever seen the president in better shape."
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The president was able to attend to some official business on Wednesday...
"The president was able to attend to some official business on Wednesday..."
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...and continues to be briefed on all areas of national concern.
"...and continues to be briefed on all areas of national concern."
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The upper house and the lower house.
"The upper house and the lower house."
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Lawrence Metcalf. He's right there.
"Lawrence Metcalf. He's right there."
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Alan has worked out a sort of training program.
"Alan has worked out a sort of training program."
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A teleprompter.
"A teleprompter."
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Remember the convention speech?
"Remember the convention speech?"
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An America, prouder than the one we found."
"An America, prouder than the one we found.""
Dave
- You did? - Yeah.
"- You did? - Yeah."
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It's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon.
"It's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon."
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It's in the gentle kindness...
"It's in the gentle kindness..."
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Can I keep this?
"Can I keep this?"
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She hardly ever sees him. She won't have a chance to tell.
"She hardly ever sees him. She won't have a chance to tell."
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If you can convince her, you can convince anybody.
"If you can convince her, you can convince anybody."
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All right.
"All right."
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She doesn't always like this stuff. It might soften her up.
"She doesn't always like this stuff. It might soften her up."
Dave
"Thanks for doing this, Ellen."
""Thanks for doing this, Ellen.""
Dave
Another patriotic secretary?
"Another patriotic secretary?"
Dave
I think we can get started now.
"I think we can get started now."
Dave
- Mr. President. - Mr. President.
"- Mr. President. - Mr. President."
Dave
- Mr. President, how are you feeling? - Fine.
"- Mr. President, how are you feeling? - Fine."
Dave
Wave to the camera. Wave to the camera.
"Wave to the camera. Wave to the camera."
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- Ted. - Yes, sir.
"- Ted. - Yes, sir."
Dave
...you'll be delighted to notice that the....
"...you'll be delighted to notice that the...."
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Mr. President, slip your arms in there...
"Mr. President, slip your arms in there..."
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...and the machine will do everything your arms do.
"...and the machine will do everything your arms do."
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Everybody!
"Everybody!"
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Good boy!
"Good boy!"
Dave
He has faced death in the eye and been transformed by it.
"He has faced death in the eye and been transformed by it."
Dave
- Good luck. - Good to see you.
"- Good luck. - Good to see you."
Dave