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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"But how?"
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"Still, maybe with a little bit of makeup."
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"Hey, Kurt..."
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"can I pick your pink brain for a second?"
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"Why, hello, Quinn. To what do I owe the honor?"
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"I'm sorry about that. Anyways, I have a proposition to make."
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"- A makeover. - I'm in. Makeovers are like crack to me."
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"- Uh-huh. - My suggestion: Spanx."
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"Or a double-knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump."
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"Not for me. For Rachel."
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"Why would I wanna do that?"
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"I admit I like a challenge as much as the next guy..."
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"but Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time."
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"My point exactly."
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"And she's a distraction. Look at her. She's wearing a pantsuit."
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"Don't you think the judges are gonna take one look at her..."
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"and maybe wanna knock her down a peg or two?"
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"And to think I thought you were a dumb blonde."
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"Deal."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- I'm trying to be intimate with my wife. - No, you're trying to have sex."
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"- Well... I... - Not intimacy."
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"If you wanted intimacy, you..."
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"you would ask me how I'm feeling about being pregnant."
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"You're right."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"It will all be worth it when she shows up, right?"
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"Yeah. Of course."
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"- Love you. - Love you."
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"There's no way I can keep this up."
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"I miss him too though."
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"I do wanna have a family with him."
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"I just need to buy myself some more time."
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"But what?"
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"Oh!"
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"The key is to never wax above the eyebrow. Always shape from below."
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"Trust me. I get a lot of practice. Look at mine."
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"why did you volunteer to give me a new look?"
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"One, I'm a sucker for makeovers."
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"And two, you need something to distract from your horrible personality."
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"Most of the time, I find it hard to be in the same room with you."
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"Especially this one."
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"Which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up."
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"You're extremely talented, Rachel."
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"Watching you perform is amazing."
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"because all I'm thinking about is shoving a sock into your mouth."
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"Well, what kind of makeover did you have in mind?"
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"We need to broaden your appeal."
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"Well, there's really only just... one boy that I'd like to impress."
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"- Can you keep a secret? - Of course."
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"Let's move on to makeup."
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"I happen to know for a fact that Finn is attracted to loose women."
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"What? Quinn is so wholesome."
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"Let me put this into musical theater parlance."
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"In Grease, what did Sandy do to get Danny Zuko?"
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"She had to ditch the poodle skirt and slap on a cat suit."
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"Maybe if your look was better..."
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"more desirable..."
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"Huh. Instead of Quinn's."
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"- All right, stop. - Okay."
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"Is that the Blue Bomber? Oh! It is."
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"I remember I took you to prom in this car."
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"- We did it in the backseat. - Well, this isn't actually your old car."
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"I know. That's why I got you this one."
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"I thought maybe working on it would be a... a distraction..."
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"- from all the pressure that you've been under. - You are the best."
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"- Oh! - Mmm."
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"- Ho-Honey? - Yeah?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Sure. Oh. Maybe I'll stop by Pep Boys."
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"- Maybe they have some advice. - That's a good idea."
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"- Yeah. - Take your time, honey."
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"- How can you bring her here? What if he saw her? - You're gonna wanna hear this."
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"I gave Little Miss Peroxide my phone number..."
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"in case of an emergency, and she called to drop the bomb on me!"
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"What? What bomb?"
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"What is it?"
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"Oh..."
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"Look, we had no intention of discriminating against your Glee Club, Mr. Rumba."
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"We extended an invitation to the Jane Addams Academy to perform..."
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"because we're lucky enough to have better facilities than they do."
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"And you think we don't have the same problem?"
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"Do you think I'm rollin' around in deaf choir money?"
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"Sure, my kids may be deaf, but that shouldn't distract everyone from the fact..."
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"that they still have a song in their heart..."
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"and they should have the same chance as everyone else to express it."
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"Now, I had scarlet fever as a kid, leaving me deaf in one ear."
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"So I remember what it's like to have full hearing."
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"But my poor kids don't know the difference."
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"All they know is that they love performing..."
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"and then they have to hear that McKinley went and invited those bad girls to the school?"
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"- That's just not fair. It's not fair. - I think your phone's ringing."
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"- What? - Your phone's ringing."
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"No, I got it on vibrate. All I am saying is that..."
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"it would be nice if you went and hosted another scrimmage..."
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"- I couldn't agree more. - What's that?"
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"- I said, I agree with you. - Okay. I can't hear you."
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"- Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. - I'm sorry..."
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"You're on! Um, how's Monday?"
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"- No. It has to be Monday. - Yes, all right."
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"Monday. I-I can't wait to... to see the kids do their numbers."
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"Well, you don't have to make fun of me with those hand gestures."
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"No, I didn't... I didn't mean to."
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"Okay. Let me check with my secretary."
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"Oh, damn. Four missed calls."
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"Oh, I-I didn't say anything."
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"Yes, thank you. I take it black. Two sugars."
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"- Hello? - Hello?"
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"I can't do this anymore. It's time to tell him."
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"- Terri? - Yeah, honey?"
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"- Oh, hey, Kendra. - Damn, Will."
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"You make one sexy grease monkey."
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"Working with my hands, searching for parts all over town."
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"I feel like I'm in a Springsteen song."
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"Oh, God."
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"That car is a perfect distraction."
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"I would get something like that for Phil if I didn't think it would make him so happy."
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"What's the difference? He's gonna get pretty damn suspicious..."
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"when I come home from the hospital without a baby."
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