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Clips from The Simpsons - 22 for 30 (S28E28)

"(tires screech)"
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"D'oh!"
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"APP: Turn left."
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"You're the driver."
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"APP: Turn left. Don't look at me."
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"Look at the road."
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"Yes, dear."
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"(tires screeching, horns honking)"
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"In 50 feet ago, U-turn without signaling."
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"Oh..."
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"(tires screech)"
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"Turn left, into Garbage Alley."
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"(engine revving, tires screeching)"
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"Mmm."
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"Huh? What? Huh?"
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"Oh, it's a Snoopy's Choice."
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"Hey... (yells)"
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"(moans)"
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"APP: I was never here."
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"I saw nothing."
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"he'll end up with everything you've got."
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"Okay, kids, give me your best worried looks."
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"Ooh, that's good worry."
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"And Maggie, when we visit Gil,"
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"you should think about your mom and me disappearing forever"
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"any time we step behind a wall."
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"Where am I?"
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"(footsteps departing)"
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"No, seriously, where did I go?"
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"It's so dark in here."
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"Ol' Gil,"
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"there must be something we can do for you."
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"Ah, there sure is, you can let me scratch your husband."
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"Sure, but why?"
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"Because you're the lottery ticket"
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"Bam!"
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"can you just take one look at our darling daughters?"
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"so I'll just tell you the song I wrote for you."
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"B-flat, C, D-flat..."
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"If memory serves, you have a son. ...B-flat, C..."
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"(imitates old woman): I'm here to give Mr. Gunderson his shot."
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"Boy, the "putting him in a coma" idea"
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"was just dinner table chatter."
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"I did not sign off."
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"You tapped your nose."
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"I was scratching it."
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"Why, you little..."
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"(moans)"
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"Well, I'll see you in court. Zing!"
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"Ah, cha-cha-cha!"
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"Cha-cha-cha?"
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"That's hopeful."
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"His daughter recently bought a washing machine"
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"Oh, no, sweetie."
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"They just want all our money."
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"(gasps) Will they send us to live with other families?"
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"Miss Simpson, from now on you shall live with us,"
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"receiving musical instruction from Mr. Adolphe Sax himself."
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"(whoops)"
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"Adolphe. A name that will only be associated"
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"A thousand bucks a kidney?"
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"Take them both."
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"(both sigh)"
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"you deliberately ran your car"
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"No, "paycheck" is better."
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"What possible defense could you have?"
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"I had no other choice."
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"I didn't want to hit a dog."
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"ALL: Aw..."
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"A dog? He saved a dog?"
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"People love dogs."
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"This is our key to winning this case."
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"You're on my side, right?"
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"(whoops)"
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"(in Cockney accent): It was Christmas, sir."
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"Now we love the dog,"
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"Love."
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"ALL: Aw..."
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"Could the stenographer read that last part back"
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"with sentimental music?"
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"(Cockney accent): "The dog gives us all the love"
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"to believe that in order to avoid hitting a dog,"
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"It's looking good, Homie. According to our consultant,"
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"the toughest nut to crack is juror number six."
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"Aw, good doggy."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this man is a human being,"
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"Surely his life has more value"
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"than some creature that scoots its buttocks along the ground."
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"ALL: Aw..."
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"in an empty pickle jar."
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"ALL: Aw!"
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"Or walks on a hot sidewalk"
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"in a way that suggests it's dancing!"
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"ALL: Aw!"
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"This is ridiculous. I'm a human being here,"
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"not some dumb animal."
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"Who are you calling dumb?"
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"Or this one?"
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"(playing "The Maple Leaf Rag")"
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"Now, I have a brief instruction for the jury:"
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""There's more sanctity in a dog's loyalty"
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"than there is in all your human laws.""
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"Mwah. CROWD: Aw..."
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"Aw, I have never been more glad"
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"that I didn't hit you with my car,"
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"secretly bury you, get another greyhound,"
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"paint it your exact coloring, then realize it's a girl,"
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"stick on a fake wang, and pretend that she's you"
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"for however long dogs live."
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"CROWD: Aw..."
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"Take us to the dog park!"
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"(all cheering)"
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"I know I've been through a lot,"
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"but I always believed people cared about a human being"
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"HOMER: Hold it, I forgot my phone charger."
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"(screams)"
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"(moans)"
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"It's now official: a Springfield jury has decided"
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"than the life of this Greyhound station inhabitant."
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