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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Hormone-iums (S06E06)

"it's a, it's a..."
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"it's a... uh,"
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"Yeah, it's an elegant way to display your wine."
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"Oh, my God, I love it."
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"Five dollars."
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"No, no, no, no, no, six! Uh, seven!"
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"Really? Okay, seven dollars going once."
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"Eight!"
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"Eight dollars, do I hear nine... Nine!"
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"Mike, you want that thing?"
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"Do I hear $15.50?"
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"Uh..."
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"Twice!"
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"And three times a lady,"
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"Angela has come down with mononucleosis!"
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"Oh, no, will she be okay?"
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"Who knows?"
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"But the real news is"
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"that to confront this urgent crisis,"
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"there will be a special assembly this Friday"
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"and he said, wait for it, "Fine.""
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"So, this Friday, The Hormone-iums will present"
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"our new review, Mona Nucleosis, on the auditorium stage!"
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"Exactly!"
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"temporarily replace Angela"
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"as our female soloist."
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"Tina can have it."
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"I'm just in this group as a punishment. Wait, what?"
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"What? Nothing, congrats, Tina."
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"I mean, I guess that'd be okay."
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"She's great. She's so great."
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"Tina, is it true"
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"at the all-school assembly this Friday?"
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"Tina, I know this is weird timing,"
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"No, marry me!"
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"Ow, Zeke!"
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"Zeke, ow! Zeke!"
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"Tina-bean-a,"
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"time to get ready for school."
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"Love the confidence."
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"Me? Yes, you."
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"My girlfriends at the salon"
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"love the Wine Shoe so much,"
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"they will not stop bugging me"
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"It's like the Patrick Dempsey"
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"calendar situation all over again."
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"Yeah, I've got four hairdressers"
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"who are willing to pay upwards of, like, $20 for one."
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"Right, well, uh, let's see."
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"I can call Marshmallow"
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"and see where she gets her shoes."
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"I-I don't have her number, Lin."
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"Okay, uh, do you know where she lives?"
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"as she pleases, she answers to no one,"
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"♪ If you're not kissing ♪"
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"♪ Kissing is so scary ♪"
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"♪ So if you wanna kiss someone ♪"
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"♪ Go on and kiss your pill-ow ♪"
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"♪ Kissing causes mono ♪"
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"♪ And mono can cause... ♪"
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"death."
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"Say, Mona, I'd like to kiss someone."
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"But kissing is dangerous."
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"nlt won't hurt to do one kiss."
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"Okay, when you put it that way."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm dying..."
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"of mono."
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"♪ She's dying ♪ I... I..."
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"Mr. Frond, my character really dies?"
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"That seems kind of extreme."
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"That'll get our point across, right?"
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"Something subtle?"
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"I'm just not sure this is the best way"
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"to teach kids about mono."
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"I mean, most of the time, kissing is fine."
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"Maybe that could be the song."
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"Happiness..."
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"sadness, fear, death!"
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"Now, let's take it from the top..."
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"those jazz hands look a little jazzier, okay?"
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"It's not called wet napkin hands."
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"Maybe no one will come"
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"Kids, your dad and I are going to Toe-Tanic"
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"so we can make more Wine Shoes."
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"What the heck are you guys talking about?"
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"Wine Shoe is a thing your mom invented,"
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"and now Gretchen's friends want to buy"
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"Of course, of course, makes perfect sense."
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"I guess you can come."
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"All right, fine, I'll go,"
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"I called it."
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"No, I'm good."
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"Yeah, fine, fine, fine."
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"Well, we're all really proud of you"
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"and your... and your puberty stuff."
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"I know it's a big deal to you."
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"and memorize my lies."
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"O-okay, see you in a bit. Great!"
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"Let's go to the land where the women are big"
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"Sir, my mom's"
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"got a business idea."
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"It's called Wine Shoe, and we want to buy in bulk."
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"Well that sound... I'm sorry, wait,"
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"did you just say "Wine Shoe"?"
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"Yeah! You take a bottle of wine,"
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"Uh-huh..."
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"Right?"
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"Yeah! Pretty good, right?"
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"Yeah. Now, what will a pair"
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"Oh, those?"
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"Can you show us something in the, uh... ten dollar range?"
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"Ten dollars?"
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"Do you know how much material"
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"goes into a size 14 woman's shoe?"
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"How much engineering?"
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"Walking... working..."
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"dancing... living."
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"the incredible Miss Taint Behavin'"
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"I wouldn't sell it."
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