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Clips from Broad City (2014) - In Heat (S02E02)

"I could say something, like "big hands," or..."
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"Of course! Bleepy is huge!"
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"Well, I invented that."
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"Dude."
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"So, how... old are you?"
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"16."
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"So, you made out with a minor."
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"after a dude went unconscious."
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"Welcome to the club."
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"- Honestly. - There's a club?"
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"Thank you."
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"That's awesome, 'cause my office"
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"I am honored and thrilled"
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"that you would steal something for me."
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"- I feel like a fugitive. - Yeah?"
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"for your comfy new bed."
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"You got me, daddy-maddy."
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"You got Drew..."
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"- So good. - It's so good!"
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"- I feel amazing. - It's amazing."
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"It is, right?"
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"Like a whole 'nother apartment, yeah."
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"So good."
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"You (Bleep) perv!"
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"No, you got some explaining to do!"
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"Come on! Come on, dude!"
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"Go, go, let's go, let's go!"
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"- All right, we've gotta go to the back of the train. - Okay."
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"Ugh, typical."
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"Val? Val!"
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"Oh, (Bleep)."
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"We were supposed to be at the front end."
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"Get yourself..."
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"Go away!"
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"fat dudes' dicks get sucked back inside their bodies."
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"I'm just saying,"
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"the bigger a penis appears."
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"he gains a visual inch."
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"What, so it's like"
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"Exactly."
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"how it looks, you know, like the presidents?"
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"Like, it was carved by an artist."
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"All my senses are heightened,"
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"in what I believe is creole."
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"We're gonna have to throw these out."
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"Here we go."
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"This lighting is incredible."
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"Hey, do you have any tweezers?"
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"Ilana, did I tell you that"
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"male Stacey's cooking me dinner tonight?"
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"I mean, if I was a guy,"
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"You should check out the Colin Farrell sex tape,"
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"just to get back in the swing of things,"
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"specifically 8:58."
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"like it is a dang milk shake."
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"It's me breakfast,"
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"'Twas 8:58 you said, sire?"
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"But then you're gonna want to swab the decks"
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"over to 9:44 for some master ass(Bleep) play."
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"Um, I'm gonna buy these,"
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"because they're now, like, sort of part of my body."
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"So... perfect."
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"You said 8:58?"
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"You're gonna like what you see."
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"Yeah, so then they got divorced,"
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"but they're still really good friends."
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"Yeah? My parents too."
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"- So cool, right? - So cool."
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"just to get divorced one day."
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"I've gotta be honest, I'm kind of massively"
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"regretting my decision to sizzle fajitas"
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"But I'm glad I wore my awesome new shirt."
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"- It is! - Look at that."
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"Get you over here, hide the A/C,"
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"get those clothes off."
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"You don't actually have an air conditioner, do you?"
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"I'm gonna go."
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"I'll pee and then you know what I'll do?"
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"(Bleep), it's hot."
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"Oh."
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"All right. Jesus, cool down."
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"You look good. You feel good."
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"Cool mode."
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"Here we go."
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"- Yo! - Hey!"
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"- I just peed. - Yeah?"
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"I was thinking, maybe we forget about"
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"I have a fan in my room."
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"Hey, my daughter loves "Frozen.""
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"- Watches it over and over... - Oh, yes."
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"and all porn is kiddie porn."
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"Ooh."
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"That is rape culture language right there."
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"Wow. Wow, wow, wow, oh."
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"Where'd you meet her, man?"
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"I'm gonna take your pants off."
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"- Really tight. - Yep, little bit."
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"All right, I'm gonna hold the bed,"
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"Oh, no."
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"When you went to the bathroom,"
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"to wipe yourself up earlier..."
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"- I was peeing. - I... I got major swamp ass,"
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"and I started to shove paper towels"
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"So, let's just pause. Let's just pause."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"That's a lot of paper towels."
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"I make more eye contact with this face"
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"than any human being's face."
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"It's crazy."
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"Happy Birthday!"
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"Oh, it's a tooth cake?"
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"Yup. Happy Birthday!"
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"Get up, yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Huh?"
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"Oh, Abbi."
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"Oh, Abbi. That's good."
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"Me too. It's so crazy."
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"Ah, Stacey. That's so good."
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"Stacey."
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"Stace?"
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