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Clips from South Park - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (S05E05)

"Help Americans? That doesn't make sense!"
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"Dude, we're speaking English right now, does that make sense?"
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"All right, let's go."
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"Oh, jihad, jihad!"
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"America..."
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"- Hey, what are you guys doing here? - We've come to save you!"
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"- But I thought you hate us. - We do."
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"- Cartman, where are you going? - I'm gonna go take care of this prick."
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"Cartman, he's crazy!"
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"Jihad! Jihad!"
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"What's up, Bin Laden?"
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"5:30, time to pray!"
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"Allah, Allah..."
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"You murdering Americans!"
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"Hey, shut up, kid. America didn't start this war."
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"America did start this war! They started it years ago"
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"when they put the military bases on Muslim holy lands!"
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"- Ramadan! - Hey, look, an infidel."
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"So that's what this is all about."
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"...fatwa, open sesame!"
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"Tastes like chicken. The ass of a chicken."
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"Falafel kebab!"
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"We're coming, Ms. Nicks! Hang on!"
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"All right, I've had just about enough of this!"
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"They told us in school and on TV"
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"that most people in Afghanistan and Pakistan like America."
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"And you believe it?"
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"It is not just the Taliban that hates America."
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"Over a third of the world hates America!"
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"But why? Why does a third of the world hate us?"
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"Because you don't realise that a third of the world hates you."
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"That doesn't make sense! You guys are just buttholes!"
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"You're buttholes!"
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"- You're buttholes! - You're buttholes!"
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"Oh, bella! Bella falafel! Mi amore! Fatwa, fatwa!"
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"Di vino! Mi fatwa! J'ai une fatwa!"
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"Do you really think that your civilisation is better than ours?"
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"You people play games by killing animals and oppress women!"
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"It's better than a civilisation that spends its time"
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"watching millionaires walk down the red carpet at the Emmys."
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"He's got us there, dude."
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"I got her. I've got Stevie Nicks."
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"There you are. Where have you been?"
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"We have another anti-American video to make!"
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"Oh, you look marvellous, darling!"
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"Come on, the cameras are ready."
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"All right, there we go."
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"Let's roll cameras! Oh, and here's your microphone."
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"America..."
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"We've done it. The Taliban is destroyed!"
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"Wow, I guess Cartman really did take care of him."
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"I got him! I got him!"
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"Well, looks like the Taliban and Bin Laden are finally out of power."
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"- Yup, you don't need us any more. - Hey, wait a minute."
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"You know, you guys should know one thing."
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"who just try to live day by day like you guys do."
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"Maybe if you took some time to see all the great things about our country,"
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"you'd see we're not so different after all."
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"- Yeah. - That's fine. But we still hate you."
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"Maybe in time."
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"I'm confused."
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"Great job, troops! Once again we have killed our enemies!"
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"here is Fleetwood Mac with Stevie Nicks."
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"- Into not liking America. - No, dude."
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"America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team."
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"And if you don't wanna root for your team,"
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"well, then you should get the hell out of the stadium."
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"Yeah."
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"- Go, America. - Go, America."
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"Yeah."
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"to the children of Afghanistan."
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"My parents will never let me keep a goat."
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"No, we're not going to kill it, Cartman."
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"and mail it back to the kids in Afghanistan. Come on, goat."
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"- Oh! - Oh, you guys."
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"We had to breathe it in for 20 hours."
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"Oh, Cartman, you stupid asshole."
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"Oh, the video..."
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"Most people in America are good people"
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"Oh. Well, I guess, maybe someday, we can learn to hate you, too."
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Baby, baby"
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"- Good job, fat ass! - Dude, don't call me a Canadian."
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"Ms Nicks appears to be in good spirits, though her whereabouts are unknown."
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"The other members of Fleetwood Mac have been hidden"
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"Hey, Sharon. Have you seen Stan in the last couple days?"
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"...with Stevie Nicks in captivity."
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"- Yes, I just saw him. - Oh, okay."
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