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Clips from The Office - Angry Andy (S08E08)

"Well, a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is"
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"Come on, Ryan, really? Ravi's way better."
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"For Kelly? Yeah."
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"I've never met Ravi personally,"
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"but I'm going to go ahead and say"
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"just having known you a short while, Brian,"
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"Kelly, look around Nobody believes in us"
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"Nobody"
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"Ryan, just stop making a scene in front of all my friends"
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"Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem."
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"But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it"
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"Oh, come on... Oh, no, no, no read it, please."
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"No, it would cause me too much pain."
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"Read through the pain. Be strong"
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"This poem would crush you."
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"God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend"
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"Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous"
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"You see, Kelly? Our love scares them"
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"It screws up their cookie cutter world"
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"Absolutely, but it's not the point. God"
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"and Meredith said she was interested, and then Gabe said immediately"
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"so I'll keep you posted on that."
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"Most of it's irrelevant"
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"Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity,"
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"so congratulations on that."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Erin made it clear to me that he was unable"
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"to perform sexually last night."
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"By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large"
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"it was like I was wearing no blanket at all"
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"Reduced him to a mere ant"
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"Are we good? Everybody got a jersey?"
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"I still think it's weird that we're just doing Rudy."
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"Like, not a spin on it we're just doing it."
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"What about The Dead Poets Society?\ Much better movie"
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"What? Get your movie rankings right, dude."
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"Why can't we just do whatever movie we want?"
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"I am Spartacus"
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"No, I am Spartacus"
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"Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room"
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"No, that's not important Conference room, now."
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"But I would like to have a meeting"
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"Thank you for coming to my meeting"
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"Okay, if you would like to take a seat, we can get started."
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"Wanted to talk to all of you guys about importance"
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"and know that each and every one of you is vitally important"
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"Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is "impotence.'"
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"Which is important in its own way"
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"Take a man's job, but leave him his balls"
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"Margaret Thatcher said that, probably"
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"Don't know. Don't read Didn't see the movie."
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"That's all I know"
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"This meeting is not about any one person in particular"
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"It is a human problem. It's not just a human problem"
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"Flounders frequently experience impotence"
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"and then back again to male - Really?"
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"in any way in particular?"
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"Oh! Oh"
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"It's not me. No, no"
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"Jinx, buy me some Coke"
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"Dwight told me about it earlier"
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"Dwight?"
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"No, no, no, no, no it's not me."
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"I'm going to prove it right here and now."
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"What are you doing? Stop that, Dwight"
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"Stop that, stop it"
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"my mind last night and I didn't perform"
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"D-Dog"
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"I'm terrible at math overweight"
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"It seems Andy is the only one with this problem"
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"Fascinating Fascinating"
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"what the problem is Erin doesn't even like sex"
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"Chumbo, come on, help me out Any problems with Little Chumbo?"
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"Tip top shape"
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"Stanley No. Mmm-mmm"
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"Okay, so Actually, Andy"
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"A couple of times. A couple of times?"
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"Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times."
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"We had had sex so many times already I was exhausted"
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"Okay, stop. I could barely see I was very drunk"
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"If it makes you feel any better"
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"I never had an orgasm until I was 42"
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"And then when I did, it lasted until I was 44"
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"Forty-three was just"
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"No, that's absolutely the case. I know, right?"
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"Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life?"
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"Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?"
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"Wow. Oh What are we talking about?"
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"Toby, doesn't HR have some rules"
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"Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything"
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"Stress just makes it worse"
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"Dad, don't think of it as a demotion"
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"just think of it as a promotion to a lower level."
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"I don't think you have to tell your friends anything"
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"It hasn't been decided yet."
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"Erin, on the phone memos you're writing the date American style"
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"Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year"
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"Sexual innuendo not intentional."
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"Shut up. Shut up, liar"
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"and if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here"
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"Take them yourself"
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"Our sex life is none of anyone's business"
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"And Andy is the manager Not Nellie"
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"Dad, go to he I'm taller than you"
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"Okay, just calm down"
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"chosen after Robert was chosen and quit"
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"Why don't you take all your stupid memos?"
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"And your stupid face"
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"He does not like that wall"
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"Andy, Erin you can join us now"
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"Ryan keeps up with all the latest technology trends"
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"And he has the soul and the body of a poet"
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"Ravi's hotter"
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"Yeah, but I'm just worried"
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"that I'm only attracted to Ravi"
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"because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to."
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"Who cares? That's fine"
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"and I chose the Ryan"
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"And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids"
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"You'd still have kids"
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