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Clips from The Office - Angry Andy (S08E08)

"Um"
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"Uh, yes, that time that it was very late"
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"I've read, and I don't know anything about this personally"
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"but they say prostate stimulation can help."
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"Ugh"
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"This is just a This American Life I think I heard"
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"You know my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only"
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"but I could let you rent it"
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"against talking about this kind of stuff?"
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"The most important thing to remember is do not stress about this"
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"and then you stress more and that's a vicious spiral"
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"Small, bigger, biggest"
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"Oh"
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""Sexual innuendo not intentional!""
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"Stop protecting me! I'm a man! I can protect myself"
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"This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry!"
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"I don't mean to lash out at you"
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"You are not the manager I earned that job!"
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"Andy, why don't you just take a seat?"
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"And your stupid pens and your dumb caramels"
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"That would actually be cool I'd love for you to meet some of the guys"
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"What do you like about Ryan?"
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"And he's very honest with me about when I put on weight"
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"Mmm"
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"I mean, I'm a straight man and looks are subjective,"
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"but there's no question about it"
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"Here's my advice Figure out what your heart wants."
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"He has, like, this je ne sais quoi."
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"Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm saying no"
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"No"
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"Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, but please don't interrupt"
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"But I want to marry you Kelly Kapoor"
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"And probably"
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"She don't want to turn around. Thank you"
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"Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together,"
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"Well, it's good to see Kelly is maturing."
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"No"
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"No"
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"Right now? Yes"
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"You're not the least bit curious"
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"But when he describes himself as a child lost on a life raft..."
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"Phew! Wow. It is raining cats and dogs out there."
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"So how was the drive in?"
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"You don't say? Yeah."
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"I think it's the oil, it comes to the surface. - I agree"
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"PHYLLIS I actually sleep better when it's raining"
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"Tell me about it"
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"Time's almost up. How many are left? Just one."
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""This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.'"
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"What do you mean?"
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"You know, like, aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain?"
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"And that's noon Exactly!"
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"Hey, Phyllis would you like a hot chocolate?"
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"I'm going out to get two hot chocolates"
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"the rain would make me want to stay at home,"
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"but everybody's being so nice to me today."
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"My girlfriend's back and there's going to be trouble"
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"Hey, la, hey, la, my girlfriend's back"
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"telling them exactly what I thought of them"
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"totally swept her off her feet. Right? Yeah."
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"But when I got there, I went right up to the house, and I was like"
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"You should get this lumbar support cushion thing my dad has"
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"What's it called? Um"
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"Well he's got a Prius"
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"Lumbar Buddy Lumbar Buddy"
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"So read with caution"
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"Anyway, I know it's the end of the day."
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"Miss Lumbar"
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"What happened to Old Salty?"
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"Nellie let me bobble-ize him"
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"His name is now Captain Mutato."
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"I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction."
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"Captain Mutato is half-man, half-mermaid"
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"Most of my writing involves the latter"
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"Yes?"
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"Whoa"
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"Oh, yes I just want to thank you"
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"during my temporary absence"
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"You are most welcome"
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"Anyway, now that I'm back I would love to have my office back,"
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"Obviously we'll figure out the logistics"
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"of moving all of this stuff out of here."
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"Thank you"
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"Okay"
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"Wait. Uh"
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"When I showed up here there was no manager"
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"It's like when the Americans showed up at the Moon"
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"Nobody was there"
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"So they planted their flag,"
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"Nobody likes it but it's America's bloody moon"
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"Just lay him in his crib and then bicycle his legs"
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"And then after Jim quiets down"
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"But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call"
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"Oh, my gosh thank you so much"
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"But seriously, we don't want to bother you"
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"was asking us if we knew any girls"
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"Yeah. Because Kelly is Indian and Oh, that's it"
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"Race had nothing to do with it."
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"Why?"
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"Kelly has been a handful in the past."
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"She's like an addict, and I just had to get her clean."
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"Get lower"
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"Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby?"
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"and they shake the baby and you got to..."
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"Don't shake our baby Yeah."
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"Oh, my God So, thank you"
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"Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants."
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"if you're into Indian people"
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"I'm not"
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"And that's when I realized"
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"if you're gonna put a thermometer in one end,"
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"you'd better put a lollipop in the other."
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"Because I was under the impression it was a workplace."
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"Maybe I'm the crazy one"
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"No. No, we're sorry. Come on, let's go, Ravi"
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"Also, since when do we have guests here without clearance?"
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"Hey, um"
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"No, no, no. Come on I think you guys are both happier now, right?"
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