Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Bob's Burgers - Tina and the Real Ghost (S05E05)

"Listen, I'm really sorry I made up a ghost"
Bob's Burgers
"Well, you made this the best Halloween ever."
Bob's Burgers
"We got to get back to the lab."
Bob's Burgers
"All delicious. We were about to settle the bill with you, too, Bob."
Bob's Burgers
"Let's see. We did a beta wave test, a black light scan"
Bob's Burgers
"Two days until trick-or-treating?"
Bob's Burgers
"if I'm gonna go trick-or- treating this year, guys."
Bob's Burgers
"what time were you planning on going?"
Bob's Burgers
"'Cause I'm planning on going at that time, too."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool."
Bob's Burgers
"But why does everybody want to go to a stupid cemetery"
Bob's Burgers
"on a day when you can knock on people's doors"
Bob's Burgers
"and they literally hand you free candy?"
Bob's Burgers
"we're going to the cemetery together?"
Bob's Burgers
"Geez, Tina. Everybody's going at the same time."
Bob's Burgers
"Kids go and break into the mausoleum."
Bob's Burgers
"Mm-hmm. So you think that's, like, 8:30?"
Bob's Burgers
"Maybe touch base around 8:15?"
Bob's Burgers
"♪ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah. ♪"
Bob's Burgers
"This year I got the bats that are smiling."
Bob's Burgers
"It's more realistic."
Bob's Burgers
"'Cause they're happy."
Bob's Burgers
"It's their favorite holiday."
Bob's Burgers
"They love it. Hi, I'm the exterminator."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, hi. From Hugs Not Bugs, the sensitive bug killers."
Bob's Burgers
"It hugs them to death, really slowly."
Bob's Burgers
"They're weird."
Bob's Burgers
"This isn't good."
Bob's Burgers
"What-what isn't good?"
Bob's Burgers
"You're creeping me out. What-What's going on here?"
Bob's Burgers
"Bobby! Is he squirting poison?"
Bob's Burgers
"in this basement."
Bob's Burgers
"Wait, are you saying "presence"?"
Bob's Burgers
"A presence? Presents?"
Bob's Burgers
"I always thought there should be Halloween presents!"
Bob's Burgers
"Who said "ghost"?! We have a ghost?"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God."
Bob's Burgers
"Like salmon."
Bob's Burgers
"Whoa, whoa... Marcus. Hi. Hello."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh, question. Did you say we have to catch the presence?"
Bob's Burgers
"First, you got to make contact with the ghost."
Bob's Burgers
"Then you got to try to get it into a vessel."
Bob's Burgers
"A vessel? Yeah, like a bottle. Or a box."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, a vessel. Cool."
Bob's Burgers
"Dad! So we get it into the box. And then what?"
Bob's Burgers
"Throw away the box in the trash."
Bob's Burgers
"attracted to the spirit world."
Bob's Burgers
"Sure, sure. Phantasmal bugs."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm licensed and I'm running away."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh, I'm not paying you for this!"
Bob's Burgers
"Well, the restaurant is closed. Thank you so much"
Bob's Burgers
"for not helping out at all tonight. You're welcome."
Bob's Burgers
"So, yeah, just go ahead, do your capture-the-ghost séance."
Bob's Burgers
"Mm-hmm. - All right,"
Bob's Burgers
"so here's our vessel."
Bob's Burgers
"I brought my Easy Breezy shoe box."
Bob's Burgers
"It used to hold the world's most comfortable heels."
Bob's Burgers
"What a life this box has had."
Bob's Burgers
"I just need one more sip of my séance wine. Yep."
Bob's Burgers
"Ha-ha. Very funny. Open the door."
Bob's Burgers
"Attention, ghost."
Bob's Burgers
"is there a spirit here in this basement?"
Bob's Burgers
"Hey, guess what."
Bob's Burgers
"You're phan-dumb."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Ooh..."
Bob's Burgers
"What is your name?"
Bob's Burgers
"J..."
Bob's Burgers
"F..."
Bob's Burgers
"F."
Bob's Burgers
"Jeff. I just got chills."
Bob's Burgers
"How old are you, Jeff?"
Bob's Burgers
"That's interesting. To all of us."
Bob's Burgers
"Jeff, do you, uh, want to check out the inside"
Bob's Burgers
"I think he's in the box! Put the lid on it!"
Bob's Burgers
"There was a crazy amount of bugs flying at my face."
Bob's Burgers
"Bobby, calm down."
Bob's Burgers
"We caught the ghost. His name is Jeff."
Bob's Burgers
"Everything is fine."
Bob's Burgers
"Everything is not fine, Lin."
Bob's Burgers
"We have a horrible bug problem in there,"
Bob's Burgers
"and I'm sick of all this ghost stuff."
Bob's Burgers
"Ghost stuff is over."
Bob's Burgers
"Now we do the ceremonial throwing it away in the trash."
Bob's Burgers
"No, wait! Don't!"
Bob's Burgers
"What if it's Jeff Bridges? Imagine the money."
Bob's Burgers
"Tina, what are you doing?"
Bob's Burgers
"You can keep him, Tina, but you have"
Bob's Burgers
"to empty his box every night!"
Bob's Burgers
"So, Jeff, how's your first day at school going?"
Bob's Burgers
"purgatory or the smell in Tina's locker?"
Bob's Burgers
"It doesn't smell anymore, Louise; I got rid of the yogurt."
Bob's Burgers
"Why do you guys have an Easy Breezy's shoe box?"
Bob's Burgers
"There aren't shoes in this box. It's a ghost. Mm."
Bob's Burgers
"You're totally lying. And lying is bad for your skin, thank you."
Bob's Burgers
"Why is everyone looking at a box? What am I missing?"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm bored. Somebody explain it to me quick!"
Bob's Burgers
"It's a strong Christian name."
Bob's Burgers
"You have a ghost, Tina? Oh. Hi, Jimmy Jr."
Bob's Burgers
"This is Jeff. He's a ghost, he's a boy,"
Bob's Burgers
"Ghosts aren't real. Yeah. Death is the end."
Bob's Burgers
"It's final! That's right, Zeke."
Bob's Burgers
"about that. Anyone want to talk to him?"
Bob's Burgers
"Hands on the Ouija board, everybody."
Bob's Burgers
"You can ask him anything you want about the afterlife."
Bob's Burgers
"All right. If you're real, what do ghosts eat?"
Bob's Burgers
"S..."
Bob's Burgers
"O... U..."
Bob's Burgers
"P."
Bob's Burgers
"Must be real. Whoa."
Bob's Burgers
"This changes a lot for me. A lot."
Bob's Burgers
"Are you okay, Zeke? No, this is weird."
Bob's Burgers
"V... E..."
Bob's Burgers
"I-I don't think Jeff is real."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, man."
Bob's Burgers
"He got you! Ghost burn."
Bob's Burgers
"That's not funny."
Bob's Burgers
"Uh-oh."
Bob's Burgers
"Time's up everyone. Wait, wait."
Bob's Burgers
"One more question. Hey, Jeff, do you want to walk me to class?"
Bob's Burgers
"You go, girl."
Bob's Burgers
Show more clips