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Clips from Rick and Morty - Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender (S03E03)

"We aren't married anymore, Alan."
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"Sure, but were we married"
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"when you two were "stranded" on Delphi Six for three days?"
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"Because I sensed something was weird when you came back --"
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"but what do I know about sensitivity?"
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"You're the pile of ordinary bugs that fucked my wife!"
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"[ Ding ] That's a three pointer."
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"Where the fuck is the lead wire?"
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"Jesus Christ, what a shitty neutrino bomb."
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"Oh, I don't know,"
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"you managed to destroy just about everything today."
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"the lines between them, my childhood..."
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"I know you were sucking the Kool-Aid"
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"out of the Vindicators' dicks"
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"must be pretty hard to admit."
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"Because when you're an asshole,"
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"it doesn't matter how right you are,"
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"nobody wants to give you the satisfaction."
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"I know. Everyone wants people they like to be right."
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"That's why popular people are fucking dumb."
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"And why your pretentious, poorly-written,"
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"high-budget friends back there"
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"can eat a double-decker shit sandwich."
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"Disarmed."
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"Holy shit. You're jealous."
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"Yes! Is that what you want to hear?!"
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"You're just proving my asshole grandpa right!"
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"You wish this was about sex! We loved each other!"
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"We had a child together! What?!"
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"because it was half a million ants and half collapsing star!"
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"And yes. He was better than you."
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"One...million... times...better."
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"All of these deaths are on your hands."
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"Okay, come on, maybe a couple of them,"
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"but definitely not the Train Guy."
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"All right, by now, I've been pretty clear"
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"that I think the Vindicators are [coughs] full of shit."
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"But...you do have one thing that I'll never have."
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"And that thing is the only part of the Vindicators"
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"If you know what it is, place it on the platform."
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"Guess wrong and pla-planet will explode."
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"And probably the solar system,"
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"'cause I kind of fucking eyeballed the neutrino bombs"
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"So what's the trick? Morty, you're the Drunk Rick expert."
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"He said it's the part of the Vindicators he values."
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"Jesus! Okay, open to second opinions."
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"It could -- It could be Morty."
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"I get stupid and emotional and there's no logic to it."
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"I felt like I was losing Morty to the Vindicators,"
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"otherwise I'll kill you.""
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"That is a... really specific guess."
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"Look, I-I -- there's nothing in the room but us."
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"I'm just using logic to connect some dots,"
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"it's the best guess I've got."
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"But you're betting our lives on it."
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"Well, Morty, I think you're doing that smirky face"
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"because you're misinterpreting the moment."
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"I want to be really clear that if anyone has a better guess,"
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"like, if I gave you an amulet last night, or --"
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"Sorry. I'm...not good at goodbyes,"
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"But I want you to know, even if I didn't show it at the time,"
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"I really appreciated you sticking by me."
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"God damn it, why am I crying? It makes no sense."
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"Ugh, you're -- you're probably confused"
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"because we barely knew each other,"
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"but you really stuck your neck out"
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"[burps] when you gave me props for my awesome jokes"
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"in the briefing room."
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"Everybody else had their head so far up their ass."
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"Even my own grandson is like,"
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""Oh, the Vindicators, they're so cool.""
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"I mean, he's a moron, that's their demographic."
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"But you're different, Noob Noob."
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"You're fucking cool. And you're smart."
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"[ Crying ] And I bet we coulda hung out and shit."
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"And I hope you get to be a full-fledged Vindicator"
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"and -- and do -- do me a favor,"
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"don't -- don't let them know I-I got emotional."
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"But you can tell them one thing."
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"Oh fuck Okay. I just shit myself. Okay, later."
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"W-- Dude, Morty, what happened -- Shut up."
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"[ Both choking ] Sweetheart."
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"Just let Titty Bean do this, Snuzzles."
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"Greater good? Titty Bean?"
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"that keeps the galaxy secure."
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"No doubt, who do we make the check out to?"
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"while choking to death -- Right?"
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"Titty Bean. Listen to me."
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"When you came to me,"
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"It was your beliefs, your pursuit of justice..."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Who knows. But we can make it simple again."
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"You were always the romantic."
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"Which is why you can't leave, either."
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"[ Air horn blows ] Announcer: Let's give a huge thanks to Rick Sanchez"
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"for killing Worldender, putting this awesome party together,"
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"and for booking one of the hottest talents out there --"
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"♪ There's a choo-choo train man, he's rolling down tragedy ♪"
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"But...she was trying to kill us."
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"I end up getting high with half of them."
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"I mean, check it out, Gearhead's here."
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"Which is why we don't need jackets."
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"And I'm pretty sure we don't need Vindicators."
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"Don't mind if I do."
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"Noob Noob! * All the bitches come around for *"
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"♪ YouTube Who the fuck is Noob Noob?"
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"Make sure you get home safe."
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"And, man, we gotta all give it up for Rick,"
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"just sets up a whole festival like this"
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"Vance [no audio] that guy, that guy sucks [no audio]"
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"D-Did I get paid yet? Whoo!"
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"So, you girls in Gear college or Gear --"
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"He was already wearing the jacket."
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"[ Breathing heavily, whimpering ]"
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"Gotta know when to hold 'em and --"
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"Right, next time I need a species sterilized,"
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"[ Squish! ] Whoops."
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"♪♪"
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"We have reason to believe his stronghold is located on..."
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"Oh, that's Million Ants."
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