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Short Comedy

Credits

That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine
"That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine"
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and your time machine breaks, and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
"and your time machine breaks, and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages."
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People aren't meant to be together forever.
"People aren't meant to be together forever."
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Can I finger you?
"Can I finger you?"
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No.
"No."
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OK.
"OK."
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- Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me!
"- Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me!"
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Patrice!
"Patrice!"
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Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pajama party.
"Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pajama party."
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You just have to be drunk and look hot.
"You just have to be drunk and look hot."
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Watch and learn.
"Watch and learn."
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Hey. Hey!
"Hey. Hey!"
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I think I know her.
"I think I know her."
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A hungry pioneer lost on the trail.
"A hungry pioneer lost on the trail."
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Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.
"Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore."
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I like you.
"I like you."
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I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You wanna come with me?
"I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You wanna come with me?"
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Yeah, sure. I'll come with you.
"Yeah, sure. I'll come with you."
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Mom?
"Mom?"
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I want you to meet Adam.
"I want you to meet Adam."
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I'm so sorry.
"I'm so sorry."
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And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.
"And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin."
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Me too.
"Me too."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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You have two gay dads.
"You have two gay dads."
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They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.
"They helped me move my boxes sophomore year."
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- You're Patrice, right? - Yes.
"- You're Patrice, right? - Yes."
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- Patrice! Hey! - How are you?
"- Patrice! Hey! - How are you?"
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Adam.
"Adam."
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- And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. - Yeah, you're super straight.
"- And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. - Yeah, you're super straight."
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- What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago.
"- What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago."
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I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital.
"I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital."
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- Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma.
"- Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma."
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You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here.
"You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here."
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Sad.
"Sad."
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Yeah, that's probably easier.
"Yeah, that's probably easier."
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We really have to be somewhere now, so...
"We really have to be somewhere now, so..."
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Yeah. We should...
"Yeah. We should..."
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- Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah.
"- Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah."
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- Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks.
"- Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks."
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Sari. I told you to play hard to get.
"Sari. I told you to play hard to get."
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Adam.
"Adam."
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You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad,
"You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad,"
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- You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much.
"- You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much."
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Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time,
"Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time,"
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I'm gonna take that thing away.
"I'm gonna take that thing away."
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Hello. How can I help you?
"Hello. How can I help you?"
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- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in.
"- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in."
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- Hey, Dad. - Hey.
"- Hey, Dad. - Hey."
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Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot.
"Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot."
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No.
"No."
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My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards.
"My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards."
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I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog.
"I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog."
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OK.
"OK."
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What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?
"What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?"
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- You got a dog? Seriously, that's... - Freckles! Come!
"- You got a dog? Seriously, that's... - Freckles! Come!"
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I...
"I..."
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- She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is.
"- She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is."
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And I think she really loves me.
"And I think she really loves me."
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They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
"They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends."
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That's true.
"That's true."
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Hey, you think when he's busting a nut,
"Hey, you think when he's busting a nut,"
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he's like, "Great Scott"? No?
"he's like, "Great Scott"? No?"
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until someone agrees to have sex with me.
"until someone agrees to have sex with me."
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and we're behind you a hundred percent.
"and we're behind you a hundred percent."
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Ohio? No, you can't.
"Ohio? No, you can't."
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No, it's fine. I'll come to you.
"No, it's fine. I'll come to you."
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No, it's just... we could just snuggle or something.
"No, it's just... we could just snuggle or something."
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What? Well, how old are you?
"What? Well, how old are you?"
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I got it! I got it.
"I got it! I got it."
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I got it. I got it.
"I got it. I got it."
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Yes. Coffee's good.
"Yes. Coffee's good."
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I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee.
"I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room.
"Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room."
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Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
"Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?"
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Stop teasing him, you guys.
"Stop teasing him, you guys."
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Yeah. I really liked it.
"Yeah. I really liked it."
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- You live here? - Yep.
"- You live here? - Yep."
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Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night?
"Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night?"
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No, you didn't.
"No, you didn't."
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Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny.
"Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny."
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Yes. Thank you.
"Yes. Thank you."
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I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday.
"I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday."
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- Nice. - Bravo, bravo.
"- Nice. - Bravo, bravo."
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And I think you thought you were at home,
"And I think you thought you were at home,"
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- Dance? - Yeah, like...
"- Dance? - Yeah, like..."
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No, no, it was... it was exciting.
"No, no, it was... it was exciting."
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You were like, "Look at my dick!"
"You were like, "Look at my dick!""
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Yeah. You were...
"Yeah. You were..."
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I'm a mess.
"I'm a mess."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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No, that would be bad.
"No, that would be bad."
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Condom?
"Condom?"
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Oh, you got your...
"Oh, you got your..."
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- I'm way ahead of you. - Fine.
"- I'm way ahead of you. - Fine."
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So, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK?
"So, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK?"
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- Definitely. - Good.
"- Definitely. - Good."
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- All right? - Is this?
"- All right? - Is this?"
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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We have like 15 minutes to get food, so...
"We have like 15 minutes to get food, so..."
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- Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you.
"- Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you."
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You piece of shit.
"You piece of shit."
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- What? - "What?" Let me ask you.
"- What? - "What?" Let me ask you."
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- All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi."
"- All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi.""
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That's not good.
"That's not good."
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No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius.
"No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius."
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Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here.
"Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here."
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Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff.
"Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff."
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It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy.
"It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy."
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Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam.
"Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam."
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Yeah, friends.
"Yeah, friends."
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Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this,
"Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this,"
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- It's from Emma. - What's it say?
"- It's from Emma. - What's it say?"
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Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:
"Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:"
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No! Yes!
"No! Yes!"
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- Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah!
"- Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah!"
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