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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Are We Not Men? (S03E03)

"Morning. Oh, my word. When did the English start drinking like that?"
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"Morning all. I'm off to break up with him. What's wrong with you two?"
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"You're not really breaking up with him because of that, are you?"
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"A driving instructor who looks like a magician. It's preposterous!"
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"- So distracting. - Only a clown would be worse."
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"Mm. Or a mountie."
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"because, you know, I was mostly vomiting."
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"Lovely."
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"Proper men are so cool - they just don't care about money."
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"- Hello? - Where's my fucking money?!"
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"OK, what's the address?"
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"- You got here. - Oi-oi, boys."
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"- You all right? - Yeah, er, pretty good."
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"You want me to drive? This? Erm... Yeah, yeah, I suppose so."
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"It's no problem. Oh, is it an automatic?"
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"You, sir, are a gentleman."
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"This guy, huh?"
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"Here we go. Pull over here, Roy."
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"OK..."
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"- Hey, want to meet up after this? - Yeah. Nothing's happening here."
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"- Call the police, call the police! - Yeah. Bye."
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"Yeah, hi, I'm on Denbury Road"
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"and there is a robbery taking place right now."
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"Three men, indiscriminate race, balaclavas, big guns."
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"Yeah, OK, they're coming out... They're running towards us..."
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"They're running towards the car. Oh, they're..."
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"Drive!"
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"Right, drive up those ramps there."
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"Right, drive up the ramps into the truck."
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"- OK... - Come on!"
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"Take two. This is the one. OK..."
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"The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in."
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"- But I'm not a magician. - I know."
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"There's nothing about you that doesn't look like a magician. It's everything."
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"I don't see any way past it. It's weird. It's weird for me."
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"Maybe we can think of something."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, perhaps if I learned some tricks,"
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"Do you really want to make that kind of commitment?"
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"That's why he chose me after you shot Derek."
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"So, tell me all about the big robbery."
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"What?"
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"I didn't say that. I said I was listening to The Police."
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"Look at all that money. I wonder how much is there."
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"You and your bloody great ideas. I mean, who's this bloke?"
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"but don't you start talking about how I feel about my beloved West Ham,"
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"because I love 'em."
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"And will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet."
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"- Wanna end up in the boot with Derek? - You wanna make one?"
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"- Don't you mug yourself. Don't mug yourself! - Let's have it! Do it!"
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"We need to get out of here, OK? We do not want to get mixed up in this."
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"OK, let's go."
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"I suppose."
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"Right, let's go."
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"This will go in here and Bob's your uncle, abracadabra, is this your card?"
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"No, Michael."
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"So what sort of truck is this? Are there different sorts of trucks?"
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"Listen to me chatting away like Stephen bloody Fry!"
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"Who closed the door?"
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"8, 9... Better do it in fives. 5, 10, 15..."
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"Oh, it's this new site. It sends you a list of football phrases"
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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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"Hey, Moss, send me a link for that, will you?"
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"Yeah, he does."
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"It's a lovely restaurant."
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"I'm a bit of a design freak, but it's beautiful..."
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"Whoa! I'll put money on it if you like."
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"- Here he is! - Oi-oi!"
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"You lunatic, eh!"
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"- Who do I support? - Yeah."
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"I'm sure you boys will understand."
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"We're through the looking glass."
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"I promise."
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"He has indeed, and apparently that deserves a round of applause."
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"Why? What do you mean, why? Because he looks like a magician."
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"Er, no, no, I lost £200. But it's less than I usually lose, so..."
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"- I want that money! Give me my money! - OK... Really?"
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"I'm only joking, you muppet!"
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"Can you meet me at lunch?"
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"- Hey, sorry again about last night. - Nah, don't mention it."
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"Cos I can only drive an automatic."
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"Oh, wait, how do you get the radio to work?"
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"Keep going, mate."
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"I'm just trying to help you, Michael."
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"Shut up. It was always a possibility. That's why we had the truck."
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"How do we know he didn't make a call?"
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"Hello!"
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"Hiya."
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"- I need to know how much is there. - No, you don't."
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"- What are we gonna do now? - Quick!"
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"Get out of the way, you bloody poofs!"
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"So, er, if you just place these back into the pack..."
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"Just pop it back in, that's it. Sorry... I'm a bit nervous."
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"I'm sorry, Michael, it's over."
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"Anyone see the final last night, then?"
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"50, 100, 150, 200,"
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"Is that a stupid question?"
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"I've been speaking too much cockney and it's done my blooming neck in."
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"That's good. How much did you win?"
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"So it's over because of that?"
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"450, 500, 550, 600..."
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"Listen, that favour - you wouldn't be available to do a little taxi job?"
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"There's a robbery! Across the road, right here!"
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"Okie-dokie..."
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"All right? I'm sorry, but you do."
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"You can stand there and slag me off all you like,"
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"- How many staples did you use? - 6 or 7."
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"- Exactly! Dan. - Roy."
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"- He's put a pony on it! - Pony?"
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"Look, they're singing! Maybe we should sing."
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"- How long do football matches last? - A billion hours, apparently."
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"Listen we're gonna play a little poker tonight. You game?"
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"- What, you're not watching it? - They're having a laugh today."
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"That's almost the worst look a driving instructor could have."
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"Yeah, OK, OK..."
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"All right, mate?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Oh, no... Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Ah, Michael the Magnificent."
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"What are you doing?! Get on with it!"
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