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Clips from The Office - The Target (S09E09)

"- I'm so sorry. - Wow."
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"Yeah, that's-- that is terrible."
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"- You did it. - Yeah!"
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"Jazz is stupid!"
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"I mean, just play the right notes!"
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"I don't like your friend Trevor."
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"I don't like him either."
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"Well, we're here."
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"Phyllis, what was that?"
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"- I did enjoy grinding your beans, son."
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"This is hilarious, but we're gonna stop with all--"
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"- Shuckin' your peas. - Shuckin' the peas."
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"You should go back to the first part, though."
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"- Yeah. - Of course we are, Jimmy."
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"We love you guys."
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"Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you."
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"If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea"
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"- You paint very bad-- - Shut up, Hide!"
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"I mean, do you think Kevin cares"
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"what people think about him-- or Creed or Meredith?"
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"Oh, my gosh, these are my role models now."
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"You know what? I'm okay with that."
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"Where does gayness come from,"
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"My pastor said it can come from breast feeding."
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"He said that?"
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"Well, he didn't fight me hard on it."
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"What is it called when two men"
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"intertwine their penises"
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"like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?"
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"Oh... uh..."
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"- Is it called red-vining? - Is it called red-vining?"
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"People red-vine."
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"No. They're just regular men."
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"to accept the other person's penis?"
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"Last week, Jim wasn't there,"
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"and they named the company Athlead."
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"One of my jobs is to input customer complaints"
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"Ugh."
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"I need someone who can operate outside of the law."
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"My marriage is in danger."
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"Yeah, the less I know, the better."
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"Yep."
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"Why should we help you?"
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"- Now we're talkin'. - All right."
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"Yeah."
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"Make it go taller."
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"What is this?"
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"Now I keep it in a safe."
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"So I'm gonna limit myself to one shrub."
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"- Sweet. - Yay!"
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"upon completion of said job."
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"Murder."
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"- Thank you. - But I think I'm up for it."
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"Yes, a knee-capping could work."
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"I think all you'll really be doing is"
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"There we go."
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"the tower's not for you."
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"Show of hands-- who here has never had a complaint?"
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"Let's get back to work, huh?"
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"- I'll be there-- - You know what?"
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"All right, check it out, huh?"
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"Nice."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I am Oscar Martinez."
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"if maybe we could lock this down before lunch is over."
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"There's no time to explain."
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"Don't move."
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"Okay. Okay, okay..."
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"your mama is so fat, when she wears red,"
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"- No. - Oh. Oh..."
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"Our crowning complaint card comes to us"
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"I know."
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"Yeah, we really did peel your grapes."
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"and how is it transmitted?"
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"I-- I don't--"
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"What?"
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"Meet me in the old place, five minutes."
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"I know."
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"Oh, you mean handle it in person."
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"Oh, great."
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"Yeah, your mama's fat. This is Pam Halpert."
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"Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin."
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"Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways"
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"our every move for the past nine years,"
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"for pocket dialing a customer while having sex."
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"You wouldn't fart on a butterfly."
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"how do they know whose penis will open up"
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"Yeah, but I really need someone in the office."
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"to get a stranger's knees whacked."
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"okay, bye. Bye."
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"because the sports marketing company that I started"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, he's free anytime. Not a problem."
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"Well, I've gotta build a wider base first"
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"Yes, a little bit."
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"Turns out I'm damn good at it."
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"But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees"
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"I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you."
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"I sit next to him every day."
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"Perfect."
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"Let's get it on. I'm gonna do this."
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"Keep in mind, once I leave, there's no turning back."
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"- Whoo! - Can you hand me a card?"
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"If you catch me, I will bite so hard."
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"Fight the power."
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"I always work out without my clothes."
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"- while I'm gone. - They did?"
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"This next card comes to us"
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"Now, the hit goes down at 4:00."
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"- We'll go slow. - No. Jim..."
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"Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire."
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"I'm calling from Dunder Mifflin."
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"And I just called to say..."
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"Yes, you can. Okay."
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"- Yes! - I did not know that."
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"thanks to Pamela Halpert..."
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"You're gonna be okay, monkey."
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"And yet, I really like him."
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