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Clips from 30 Rock - SeinfeldVision (S02E02)

"Bridesmaid, yes."
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"Th... That's my dress."
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"Don't buy that. That looks ugly on you."
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"Is that dress still on sale?"
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"Yes."
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"You know, a lot of women buy their perfect dress"
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"when they see it"
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"and then just trust the fact that the husband will come."
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"Yeah. Well, this is my year."
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"I mean, Floyd's moving on. I'm moving on, too."
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"I'm just doing it in my own order."
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"I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby,"
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"and then I'm gonna die,"
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"and then I'm gonna meet a supercute guy in heaven."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I'm not kidding, blondie. Get out of the dress."
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"and now Jerry wants to pull the plug."
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"It's when I'm really at my best."
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"And the fact that I do not have one idea how to solve this"
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"only energizes me more."
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"I've been brainstorming all night. Here we go."
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"Number one... Kill Seinfeld."
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"Number two... Kill Seinfeld, then kill myself."
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"flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself."
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"Number 70... You seduce Seinfeld."
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"Number 71... I fake a hurricane"
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"and all regularly scheduled programming is preempted."
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"These are terrible ideas."
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"There are no bad ideas in brainstorming, Lemon."
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"I'm sure I'll come up with something at the eleventh hour."
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"I'm mad at you, Ken."
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"What, am I not a big enough star for you anymore?"
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"I am not even gonna dignify that with an answer."
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"Especially after I picked out"
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"Hey, everyone. I know what you're thinking."
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"How did I lose 25 pounds in one day?"
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"Drawing the eye up."
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"Hey, Liz, you got to see this."
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"Jenna looks bananas..."
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"Nope. The real crazy is in here."
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"Liz lost it."
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"It was on sale."
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"I thought you and Floyd broke up."
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"We did. And I am doing great with it."
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"I just bought a dress."
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"Because, you know, I don't need society's permission"
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"to buy a white dress."
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"Who says this is a wedding dress anyway?"
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"In Korea they wear white to funerals."
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"All right, uh, I'm in charge now."
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"Everyone go home."
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"I am making a statement..."
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"that, if need be, I will marry myself."
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"And I am not embarrassed"
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"that you guys are seeing me wearing this."
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"So you're intending to wear that all day?"
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"Yeah, Chocolate Rain, maybe I am."
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"so you need to give him another tour."
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"Wonderful."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"So you called that boyfriend."
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"Yes, I did. And it went well?"
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"A woman answered."
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"You did the fake survey?!"
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"I know! I'm not over it!"
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"Are you imitating me?"
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"No!"
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"This is what I sound like when I cry!"
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"I think I'm a little insulted."
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"You're insulted? I'm crying!"
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"I got nothing."
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"I got nothing."
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"Oh, Jerry, wonderful. Please, come in. Come in."
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"Can get you some water?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Would you like some tea?"
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"Some coffee? Some iced coffee?"
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"Give me a water if that just moves it along."
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"Okay. Boy, have I got a presentation for you."
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"This presentation is going to, uh, knock your socks off."
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"Here, let me close this window"
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"so we don't have any glare on the monitor."
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"How was your weekend? It's Thursday."
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"Well, I mean last weekend."
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"It was very nice."
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"Can we just move this presentation along, please?"
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"and giving America the programs they like"
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"for one incredible month of television."
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"What the hell are you doing?!"
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"God! Oh, God, Jerry!"
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"God, Jerry! I got nothing!"
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"I got nothing!"
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"What's happened to this network?"
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"Call off your goons!"
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"All right, listen, Seinfeld."
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"and five free commercials for your animated feature,"
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"And you let me run this for one week."
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"$2 million to the charity of my choice,"
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"10 free commercials for "Bee Movie"..."
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"opening November 2nd... and I do nothing."
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"unlimited free promotions on the "Today" show,"
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"and you give me the name of that country you went to."
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"One night."
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"Grenyarnia."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Did a Korean person die?"
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"No, Tracy. It's a wedding dress."
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"I know what me and Kenneth have looks perfect on the outside."
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"But it's work, damn it. It's work."
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"How'd it go with Seinfeld?"
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"I think I pulled it off."
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"Good God, Lemon. What's happened to you?"
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"I can't have a heart attack and pretend like it never happened."
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"I can't break up with someone and immediately recover."
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"I'm not you. I'm just me."
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"Lemon, don't ever say you're just you."
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"Because you are better than you."
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"And I am not going to let you give up."
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"This is going to be our year."
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