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Clips from Friends - The One with the Male Nanny (S09E09)

"If you want your key back, I totally understand."
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"- It's never gonna happen again, right? - Right. Never. I swear."
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"I... Oh, I just want to say, if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number."
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"We'll, uh, party up Vladnik-style."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"Hey, Ross. Check it out. Sandy taught me "Hot Cross Buns.""
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"Really? Sounded like "Three Blind Mice.""
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"- No, "Three Blind Mice" goes like this. - I swear to God."
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"- Who's up for puppets? - Me. I'm up for puppets."
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"Well, please welcome:"
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"The Snufflebumps."
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"Who wants to be Mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?"
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"Okay, okay, how exactly is a 2-month-old supposed to appreciate puppets?"
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"Studies show that the movement and colors help their cerebral development."
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"I want to be Mr. Wigglemunch."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus."
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"- That was kind of rude. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Please apologize to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me."
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"- You know, he was just doing his job. - You know what?"
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"I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there."
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"But I just... I can't go through with this."
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"- Come on. - No. You know what?"
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"Ugh, that's true."
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"You want to fire him, so you're gonna have to go do it."
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"So you see, Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to share."
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"Well, I'm off to Tulsa."
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"So if your maître d' friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes..."
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"...tell him to e-mail me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com."
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"Honey, you can relax."
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"Last night at work Jeffrey told this really sexist joke."
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"- After that, not so funny anymore. - Really?"
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"See, that's the thing. You gotta keep it smart, people."
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"Okay. Don't miss that flight. You know I love you."
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"I love you too."
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"- And I like you as a friend. - Right."
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"- See you later. - See you."
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"- Did the guy really make that joke? - No, he still kills me."
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"Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear, a little pee came out."
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"Here goes."
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"I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo."
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"Sandy? Hi."
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"- Hi. - We, uh..."
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"We kind of need to talk."
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"I'm afraid it's not working out."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, um..."
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"I mean, Rachel and I think you are great with Emma. Um..."
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"- We just feel... - You. You feel."
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"I just feel..."
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"...that the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry."
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"We're more than happy to give you a good recommendation."
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"No, that's okay. I had a lot of offers from other families."
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"I just picked you guys because..."
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"Anyway, uh, well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings."
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"No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home."
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"...what was the problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future."
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"No, you know, it's, uh, nothing you did. It's... It's, uh, my issue."
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"What is it?"
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"Uh, heh..."
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"You know, I'm just not, um, that comfortable..."
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"...with a guy who's as sensitive as you."
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"That's fair."
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"Although, can I ask, why do you think that is?"
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"Um... Uh..."
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"I mean, uh, you know, when I was growing up, he was a tough guy."
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"You know, and as a kid, I wasn't the athlete I am now."
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"I play squash."
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"Anyway, I, uh... I always got the feeling he thought I was too sensitive."
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"That must have been hard."
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"It was hard."
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"I remember I was in my bedroom, playing with my dinosaurs..."
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"Playing and learning."
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"And my father walks in and says, "What are you doing with those things?"
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"What's wrong with you? Why aren't you outside playing like a real boy?""
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"- But you are a real boy. - I know I am."
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"And when it's summer and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?"
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"It's all right. Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out."
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"Here comes some more."
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"And what's the one kind of boat that can never ever sink?"
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"- What kind? - A friend ship."
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"Wow. You blow my mind."
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"- Oh, I gotta go. - Aw."
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"- How much do I owe you? - Twenty bucks."
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"It's like the cheapest college ever."
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"The easier we can make the transition for her the better."
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"Oh, yeah? Is he funnier than me?"
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"I do limericks."
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"It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do."
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"Okay, what is too sensitive?"
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"I mean, you're more sarcastic."
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