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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Faith, Hope & Trick (S03E03)

"Morning. Sunshine. Ready to face the beast?"
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"One... that you pass a makeup test"
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"of every class you skipped out on last year."
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"2... that you provide. In writing."
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"one glowing letter of recommendation"
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"who must conclude that your violent tendencies..."
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"are under control."
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"I spoke with the school board. and according to them..."
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"I'm required to educate every juvenile who is not in jail where she belongs."
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"Welcome back."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"I'm really back in school"
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"I think what my daughter's trying to say is..."
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"nyah. Nyah. Nyah. Nyah. Nyah."
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"It's so great that you're a schoolgirl again."
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"Giles say what he wanted?"
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"Do you think he's mad?"
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"No. I don't think so."
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"I think he just needed to see you."
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"Have you ever noticed. though. When he is mad"
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"but he's too English to say anything."
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"he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?"
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"Oh. Hi."
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"Been there long?"
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"Buffy. Good timing."
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"I could use your help."
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"I trust you remember the demon Acathla?"
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"when you gush so."
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"Let's just skip all that and get straight to work."
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"Oh. Uh..."
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"Well... I. Uh..."
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"W-W-Well. Of course. it's wonderful to have you back."
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"That goes without saying."
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"But..."
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"you enjoy making me say it. don't you?"
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"Ok. Acathla. Huh?"
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"We need to make sure that he remains dormant"
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"and that the dimensional vortex is sealed tight."
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"Possibly. With the research."
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"Ohh! Who's more sensitive than me?"
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"And difficult spell."
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"It involves creating a protective circle around..."
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"but. Uh. Well. There's a litany that one has to recite in Aramaic."
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"So I need to get a few details"
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"about your experience of defeating Acathla and Angel."
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"I've put the time at about. Uh. 6:17."
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"Barely."
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"And Angel?"
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"That's about the it."
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"Yes. Well. That. Um. should be very helpful."
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"Oh. No. I have to go take an English makeup exam."
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"They give you credit just for speaking it. Right?"
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"Mmm! Sage. I love that smell."
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"You know. A smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva..."
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"These forces are not something that one plays around with. Willow."
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"Well. You know. I tried this spell to cure Angel."
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"and I guess that was a bust."
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"But since then. you know. Small stuff..."
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"Floating feather. fire out of ice."
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"which next time I won't do on the bedspread."
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"Are you mad at me?"
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"No. Of course not. No."
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"If I were. I would be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue."
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"Given you every part of me"
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"To make you see"
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"Buffy: Don't let me interrupt."
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"Are you... Is she all glow-y?"
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"Yeah. I suspect happiness."
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"I passed my English makeup exam."
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"Hello. My life. how I've missed you."
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"Or the skin. Actually. It makes me blotch."
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"Hi. Scott."
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"Hi."
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"Uh. Yeah. Actually. I do."
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"Well. Would you like to..."
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"dance?"
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"Um. I don't know."
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"Well... thank you for asking."
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"It's just that there..."
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"Right."
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"What was the last thing that guy danced to. K.C. and the Sunshine Band?"
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"[Continues]"
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"I... I have to..."
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"Oh. Uh. Uh. Sorry. My bad."
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"No. It... it's mine."
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"Really. It's mine. But I..."
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"I... I have to go."
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"[Thud]"
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"That's not what making out sounds like."
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"unless I'm doing it wrong."
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"Stop struggling. This won't hurt."
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"It's OK. I got it. You're. Uh. Buffy. Right?"
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"I'm Faith."
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"The whole summer it was the worst heat wave."
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"and all of a sudden. I hear this screaming from outside."
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"So I go tearing out. Stark nude."
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"and there's these 3 vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston."
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"So I waste the vamps. and the preacher comes up"
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"Wow! They should film that story and show it every Christmas."
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"Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
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"Not the horny thing. Yuck!"
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"and then Buffy died for. Like. 2 minutes."
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"and so I skipped out."
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"I figured this was my chance to meet the infamous Buff and compare notes."
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"Uh. Yeah. Actually. it's a funny story. There's..."
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"Xander: So what was the story about that alligator?"
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"who used to keep them as pets."
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"So he's got me rasslin' one of'em. OK?"
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"The thing must have been 12 feet long and I'm..."
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"And so was this. Um. ahem. Also naked?"
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"Xander. Find a new theme."
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"I tell ya. I never had more trouble than that damn vamp."
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"Uh... oh. Oh. Do you guys remember the 3?"
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"but I'm wondering about your position on werewolves."
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"Oz is a werewolf."
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"It's a long story."
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"Hey. As long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg."
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"they better get their asses to DEFCON one."
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"Watcher-less?"
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"Didn't yours go to England. Too?"
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