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Clips from American Dad! - The Longest Distance Relationship (S09E09)

"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"She's been so depressed, she hasn't left her room in weeks."
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"Ho-ho-ho, lucky."
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"Then she should come look at this, 'cause he's right here!"
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"I saw Roger ordering the cake, and trust me, that is dead on."
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"Honey, I know it's been a year since Jeff was abducted,"
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"Covered the whole comics section."
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"This is it, Snot."
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"Be cool."
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"Oh, this can't end well."
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"Says here they taught an ape how to read."
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"I'm assuming, based on the photo next to all these words."
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"A therapist? Sounds expensive."
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"Stan, what were you thinking?!"
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"Then I thought, I don't know how to control fire."
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"Yeah, you're just a dumb janitor."
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"Doctors rule!"
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"But wait. If you're a multimillionaire,"
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"I mean, you know, being a janitor is a bad example,"
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"But we'll think of something."
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"Hey, look at me!"
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"A millionaire?!"
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"You're so rich!"
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"Today I'm going to be a pro golfer."
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"Worst on tour."
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"for reasons you don't need to know,"
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"I'm alive!"
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"It is you!"
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"Hey, I was out test-driving some Saturns."
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"And then Sinbad sacrificed himself"
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"You guys, Jeff is still alive"
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"Yo, Jeff, ask her what she's wearing."
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"I'm losing my signal."
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"with Millionaire Matt Davis!"
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"Look, Jeff,"
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"to survive a long-distance relationship."
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"to make a long-distance relationship work."
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"especially with the world's funniest co-pilot."
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"Oh, Jeff."
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"Sinbad's a blanket hog."
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"and the Asian chick from Rite Aid?"
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"Maybe he still can be..."
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"Um, sorry, I..."
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"I just want to make sure Hayley's okay."
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"She, um, hasn't been returning my calls."
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"Can she do this?"
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"No way Hayley can do this."
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"Stan! Reversing this is a two-man job, Stan!"
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"You're getting my insides dirty!"
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"not even him."
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"No, he didn't."
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"Exit on the joke."
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"Sat here... waiting."
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"Nope, not at all!"
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"But I did figure out a way to make Sinbad laugh!"
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"That was his hands!"
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"if you're interested."
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"I'd love to go, Matt."
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"Ah! My pre-owned Saturn! I just got this thing!"
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"Jeff?"
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"We did find a way home!"
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"Yes, I-I'm here!"
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"The wormhole, it's so beautiful."
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"infinite!"
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"Oh! It's been 60 years, but you're finally home!"
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"I can't believe this."
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"we must have traveled through both space and time."
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"You're as beautiful now as the day I met you."
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"but in the future, do you folks still have food"
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"everything in the future hovers."
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"I made my famous Jell-O mold."
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"set the age a little higher."
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"You sent me into space!"
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"I know. I owe you a fairly substantial apology, Jeff."
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"But I'm a changed man."
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"but he's been a real good driver since then."
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"The ape uprising is coming, Hayley,"
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"Oh, I've missed you!"
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"and instead, she wasted her entire life waiting for you!"
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"Give her space so she can die!"
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"Wait-- you're Millionaire Matt Davis?"
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"Ever since then I've just been"
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"just trying to relive the best day of my life--"
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"forever."
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"Get back here!"
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"You wasted my daughter's life and now you're running away?!"
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"Yes! I knew it!"
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"Wait for me, brother apes!"
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"Man, that was fun."
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"Back through the wormhole."
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"Move on, babe."
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"I release you."
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"Well, looks like we both lost a life partner today."
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"Aah!"
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"We've got Steve back,"
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"and you've got your boy-shaped ruby."
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"Well, I guess this is good-bye, Smiths."
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"But, seriously, if you're ever in Tehran..."
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"stay out of Tehran!"
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"Now that that's all done, I'll get breakfast started."
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"I don't know why I even bother to set a place for Hayley."
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"Guess what happened one year ago today?"
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"Is that the day I gave myself one year to find happiness,"
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"or I'd kill us all?"
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"No, that was yesterday."
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"It was?"
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"You were first!"
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"No! Today's the one-year anniversary"
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"of when I almost left Earth, but decided to stay!"
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"You mean, the one-year anniversary"
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"of you pushing Jeff into that alien ship"
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"and him being sucked into space."
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"That's why Hayley's been so sad."
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"She must be missing Jeff."
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"Francine, I maxed out your credit card"
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"to hire Buddy Valastro from Cake Boss to make this."
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"And, Stan, I maxed out your credit card to hire Buddy"
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"to make this cake of me ordering the first cake."
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"Honey, I brought you breakfast."
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"Put them with the rest."
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