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Clips from South Park - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (S06E06)

"And don't let my mom see you 'cause I'll get in trouble."
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"Faragon! Asshole."
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"Clyde's a dick."
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"Alright, everybody, listen up!"
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"who have a porno called "Backdoor Sluts 9"."
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"and it said that Backdoor Sluts 9 is the most hardcore porno ever made."
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"I have amassed this army of 6th graders"
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"to get the tape by any means necessary."
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"Now... let's go get that porno!"
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"Kyle, would you bring it up here, please?"
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"- Ooh... - Ahh..."
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"It could hold a mental spell of some kind."
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"Perhaps we could use it to strengthen our star cruisers!"
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"Look, until we see this tape's power for ourselves"
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"But if we watch it, we could fall under its spell too!"
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"Only a paladin with a high constitution should watch the tape."
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"If I do not return in two minutes"
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"send a party in after me."
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"The fate of Middle Earth is in my hands."
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"Fourth graders!"
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"Boys?"
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"Boys, we're not mad at you."
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"We just want to talk to you!"
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"Is it the work of Sauron's magic?"
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"Whoa, wait, what'd you see?"
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"This tape makes people freak out wherever it goes!"
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"It must be returned to the video store from whence it came."
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"Where is the videotape rented from?"
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"Two Towers video store in Conifer."
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"Conifer?!"
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"There's no alternative,"
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"I'll go."
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"Ha!"
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"We cannot trust something of that much power to a dwarf!"
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"Stop acting like a bunch of assholes!"
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"I will take it!"
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"I will walk to the video store."
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"It is too far and too dangerous to go alone."
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"Very well."
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"You shall be the Fellowship of the Lord of the Rings."
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"Good luck."
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"I have to go home now before I get in trouble."
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"Me too!"
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"Only the six of us are to go?"
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"No, no, there's seven of us,"
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"Kenny soul is still trapped in Cartman's body, remember?"
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"to return the Lord of the Rings to the video store."
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"We have reached the great pass of mount Uuurluroch!"
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"Look out!"
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"Oh, hello, everybody."
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"Well, yes, I believe they were,"
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"but they've gone. What's the matter?"
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"He wouldn't know what to... Oh God!"
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"Did the boys come over and..."
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"Alright, Token, we know you must be very confused"
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"that was called a "pornographic" film."
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"It shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse."
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"It's called lovemaking, and it's part of being in love."
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"And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time,"
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"It was Backdoor Sluts 9."
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"Oh Jesus, not that one!"
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"Oh Gerald, poor Kyle must be just as confused"
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"and scared as this poor kid!"
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"Do you know where the boys went with the naughty tape?"
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"Everyone stay close."
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"Perhaps the great ringworm of Bailey is about!"
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"Yes, we shall slay the ringworm and take its bounty of treasure!"
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"I shall put a magic spell on you!"
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"I have blocked your spell, wizard!"
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"We're playing "Harry Potter"!"
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"Ha!"
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"You guys, somebody's following us!"
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"Yes, he's been following us for like two hours."
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"Let the Butters see it."
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"Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away."
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"Hey fellas, mind if we take a little rest?"
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"There is no time for rest, sorcerer! Keep up!"
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"You shall not p-paa..."
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"You shall not paa..."
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"You shall not pass."
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"6th graders can't stand water!"
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"What? That's stupid."
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"and I say 6th graders are opposed to water."
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"Whatever!"
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"Me too."
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"Just get across the river, they're coming!"
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"What the hell is wrong with you guys?!"
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"Get the tape!"
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"Yeah, I don't really like the water."
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"Besides, if our bikes get wet, the chains'll rust."
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"Oh Goddammit! Come on, we'll find a bridge."
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"We're not lost, Jewgar of Jewlingrad!"
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"We just don't know where we are!"
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"Kenny, shut your Goddamn mouth!"
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"This is great, we're in the middle of nowhere"
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"The Butters knowses."
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"Oh brother."
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"The video store, yes, not far from here."
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"We can show you wheres it is!"
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"Where?"
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"No, Butters, look what it's done to you."
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"If that was possible."
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"Tell us how to get to the video store, Butters,"
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"else we're gonna kick your ass!"
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"No hurtses the Butters! We will show you the way."
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"Yesss, this way it is."
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"I just know with every passing minute"
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"little Kyle is seeing more and more depraved sex acts!"
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"And then we'll try to put what they saw into context."
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"Jimmy!"
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"Where did the boys go with the porno tape?"
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"They were taking it to the v..."
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"What's a video stockyard, Jimmy?"
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"Staples, they went to the video staples."
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"No, you retards! The video st-store!"
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"- Closed?! - There they are!"
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"Quick, Kyle, drop the movie in!"
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"It has to go back!"
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"There it is! Give me that tape!"
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"- Let go of the tape, Butters! - I'm never letting go!"
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