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Clips from South Park - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (S06E06)

""The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers""
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"Only one thing can save our kingdom."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"But if the tape must be brought to the house of Butters,"
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"We shall embark on this quest immediately, Father!"
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"Mmm, that gets rid of them."
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"- Ohh, you little devil! - You wanna go watch?"
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"Bwwowowoowowo!"
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"I'm a paladin, Cartman!"
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"Mmm, yeah, baby."
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"where Skorn first thrived in the Kingdom of Gelgala!"
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"Oh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story."
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"Yeah, it almost looks like..."
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"The boys have the hottest porno ever made."
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"Gold? Frankenstein sense?"
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"Oh boy, finally I get to see it!"
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"That's our man. Here you go."
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"Ooh da lolly!"
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"We were just wondering if we could get our porno back?""
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"Calm down, maybe the boys haven't gotten there yet."
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"Prepare for battle!"
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"We gave it to the parents of Butters as commanded by you."
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"Okay. Problem solved."
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"Oh golly."
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"Wagh!"
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"Okay, fine, Butters,"
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"you have to play like Lord of the Rings."
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"Oh, okay!"
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"Playing Lord of the Rings!"
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"No, we have to return it!"
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"My movie!"
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"And so, the tape was again retrieved"
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"We're keeping this and watching it ourselves!"
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"And what are three little 4th graders gonna do about it, huh?"
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"Oh man! I can't wait to see this."
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"Chris, are the boys over here?"
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"- Butters? - Butters?"
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"Precious..."
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"We can't let those 6th graders get their hands on this videotape."
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"- Oh crap, dude! - Hide!"
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"Yeah, Butters, my parents, now the 6th graders."
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"Come, guys."
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"We must bring this all to the attention"
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"How the hell do you know?!"
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"Oh, this is just great!"
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"How could you two be so careless?!"
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"Well, Sheila, we can't shelter our boys forever from these things."
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"Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film."
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"Not without their parents to put it in the proper context."
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"What do you guys want?"
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"Oh, okay, hang on a second."
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"Yes, but this is not-- Wow, 12 hours?"
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"It's making people act really strange."
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"We're seriously, high elf,"
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"something very evil lurks in this tape."
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"Thank you, high elf of Paragon."
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"Ooohh!"
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"I checked it out on the internet"
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"Ahhhh!"
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"Aaahhh!"
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"And so, that is the situation."
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"The videotape may or may not have evil powers."
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"Kevin, Goddammit."
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"we cannot risk giving it to anybody."
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"Therefore, I think it is a job for you--"
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"I'm not scared."
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"I'll go inside and watch the tape, just for a few seconds."
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"Give us that porno!"
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"I don't know. I don't want to know. I'm out."
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"Walking there would take hours!"
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"Take with you the wizard, the dwarf, the warrior,"
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"Paladin!"
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"Shut up, Kenny!"
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"We were almost killed!"
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"A dark wizard must be trying to stop us!"
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"returned to the video store!"
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"Steve, we heard that a bunch of the kids were over here a little while ago."
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"We think our boys might be showing other children a..."
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"pornographic tape."
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"Token!"
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"show you a movie?"
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"Token?"
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"Yes, uh, you see, Token,"
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"You see, when a man and a woman fall in love,"
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"the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina."
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"then stands over the men and pees on them,"
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"Five midgets, spanking a man,"
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"covered with thousand island dressing..."
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"Is that making love?"
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"Token, this is very important."
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"For that is the way of the--"
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"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
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"They are coming."
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"You guys go on ahead!"
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"- Jimmy, are you sure? - Go!"
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"They're going to take the Lord of the Rings from us!"
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"Quick, cross the river!"
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"I am a high ranking white wizard, Craig,"
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"Go ahead and play Harry- butthole-pussy-Potter!"
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"Man, we should have never crossed that stupid river."
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"Yeah, good job, wizard fat-ass! Now we're totally lost!"
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"That's what lost means, stupid!"
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"Come on, Jimmy, we don't have a lot of time."
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"- The video sandwich? - The video stockyard?"
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"No, the video st... the video st..."
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"The video store!"
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"- Hurry! Hurry! - I know where it is!"
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"Oh no, they're closed!"
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"Wait, a drop box!"
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"Precious, must have our precious."
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"They're coming!"
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"It wantses to stay with the Butters!"
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"Preciousss..."
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"Come on, guys!"
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"Telephones, staplers, magazines-"
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"Okay, boys, do you have any questions?"
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"Oh, great wizard of Gregendath!"
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"What quest do you ask of this ranger and paladin?"
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"with toffee ice cream and magic shell. Hurry now!"
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"That quest sucks, Cartman! Think of another one!"
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