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Clips from The Office (2005) - Doomsday (S08E08)

"End the mistakes"
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"And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef"
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"It depends entirely on the secret ingredient"
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"Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all"
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"I'm just saying, with the NBA lockout"
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"I think roller derby's in a really good place right now."
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"So, my pitch is, me, Pam you and someone else"
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"maybe Justine"
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"Never Justine"
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"Is that off again?"
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"Oh, yeah. Okay"
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"Hey, mandatory warehouse safety meeting today."
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"We don't really do those We just sign the thing."
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"Are you really this lazy?"
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"Hey Hey"
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"Yeah. Yep"
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"Just trying to"
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"This is a project I've been working on for quite some time."
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"What've you got?"
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"Allow me"
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"You're gonna love this"
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"Should've used a shorter string."
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"It is a system that holds people accountable for everyone else's work."
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"Sounds controversial"
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"Have I not been worthy of your trust?"
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"Have I not been a reliable number two?"
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"Do not go there"
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"You're the deuce I never want to drop"
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"I'll set it up right now. I just need your go ahead"
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"Go do the voodoo that you do so we"
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"I will do my voodoo"
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"Mmm-hmm"
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"Hey. I need you to get the paperwork rolling"
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"For you?"
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"Yes, for Gabe"
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"Who are you seeing? That's great"
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"Whom I am seeing is Val, from down in the warehouse"
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"I'm not technically seeing her"
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"but, I've seen her with the eyes"
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"And there was attraction in at least one direction, so..."
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"You know, I don't have to do paperwork unless you're actually dating."
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"Okay. Well, once this starts it's gonna be moving fast,"
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"a bunch of bureaucratic red tape"
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"wrapped around my jock you know?"
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"But I mean, well, have you talked to her?"
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"Yeah. We had a whole conversation about Mondays"
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"Do you know her last name yet?"
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"Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow"
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"because she's gonna be screaming it tonight."
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"She's gonna be screaming her own last name?"
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"Hey, watch it"
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"Good luck, Gabe"
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"Hi, guys Hi."
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"I just wanna say that you all have been doing amazing work, really."
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"Thank you. And I'd like to add"
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"that your work has been a little sloppy"
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"So, Dwight and I have implemented"
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"a new program that we like to call..."
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"...Dwight?"
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"The Accountability Booster"
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"It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office,"
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"from a late delivery to an accounting error"
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"One home run and you're out"
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"If we as a group make five mistakes in a day"
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"Or, in this case, an e-mail gets sent to Robert California"
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"containing the consultant's report from last year."
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"Remember the one that recommended the branch be shut down?"
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"What? And, as a failsafe, also"
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"every negative e-mail you've ever written about him to the group"
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"will also be forwarded to him"
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"What e-mails are you talking about?"
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"You remember that one, Jim?"
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""There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper.'"
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"Oscar"
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""He eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him.'"
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"Kelly"
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"That's not that bad, actually."
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"PS, "We should kill him.""
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"Wait. So, you installed a doomsday device?"
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"No, it's an Accountability Booster"
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"Which, when it goes off it destroys everything"
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"very similar to a doomsday device"
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"No, the point is, is that we are now working in an environment"
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"where we have accountability to each other"
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"No, we're not. And you are a psycho who is ruining our lives"
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"We can't do this, Dwight. We can't"
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"Smile"
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"Nod. Smile and nod"
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"They're making me out to be a Bond villain."
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"I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist"
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"who will stop at nothing to remake the world."
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"Like"
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"Not Doctor Moreau someone good"
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"Doctor Frankenstein"
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"Doctor Jekyll, not them"
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"Doctor"
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"I mean, the thing about this office is we make a lot of mistakes"
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"Without a safety net people will improve."
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"All right, everybody, looks like we need to be getting to work."
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"Or the Accountability Booster will get you."
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"This doomsday device sounds like a scare tactic to me."
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"There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham,"
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"we just make a mistake"
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"I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment"
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"Now we only have four strikes left until a home run."
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"Dwight's our co-worker and he worked really hard"
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"on this doomsday device. So, I..."
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"it's not a doomsday device! Gosh!"
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"We can do this, you guys"
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"First"
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"Second it's not a race."
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"Third"
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"Who knows what the belt is for?"
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"It's for protecting my ass"
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"when you suckers lift more than you can handle."
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"What's up? I'm Gabe"
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"Apparently, we have a visitor"
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"Gabe, everyone"
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"Doesn't get much use nowadays."
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"Look at this. This is enormous"
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