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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Cones of Dunshire (S06E06)

"That's part of the charm of this whole place--"
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"It's authentic!"
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"I gotta say, that was pretty fun up there."
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"Working together? Lockbox, right?"
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"You know, in some weird, perverted, sexual way,"
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"You want to be Lex Luthor?"
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"Uh, yeah. Lex Luthor is rich."
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"So I did Zuko for you."
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"Now you give me the lockbox."
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"Leslie put a beautiful cross into the box, Jeremy."
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"All right, Knope. What can I say?"
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"I will give you my word, and I will put it in writing,"
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"We won't touch the money for one year."
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"And if the economy holds up, you can start construction then."
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"No, I cannot wait a year."
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"I want to get started now."
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"I want construction started on Monday."
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"And this is riddled with spelling errors,"
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"you don't make sushi rolls out of tuna salad--"
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"Maybe you don't."
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"I did practically everything you wanted,"
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"You beat Jamm in the final battle."
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"Unless there's something more going on here."
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"Ann. This is about Ann."
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"Ann Perkins? I love Ann Perkins."
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"Pawnee Commons is why I met Ann five years ago."
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"And I know you guys are talking about moving."
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"from Michigan tomorrow, and I was able to look"
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"into her smoky, ethnically ambiguous eyes"
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"and tell her that we were breaking ground"
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"on a new park, she might--"
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"Ann didn't just go to Ann arbor to visit family."
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"Ann arbor sounds disgusting."
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"Go blue!"
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"It's a good town."
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"What is great about it? There's no JJ's Diner there."
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"There's no "Welcome to Pawnee" sign."
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"is split up into two pieces!"
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"It's ridiculous."
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"Unexpected play here, Superman."
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"Not exactly sure what you're going for,"
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"And who sides with Lex Luthor, by the way?"
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"and root for the stool."
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"I find his voice very grating."
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"I am leaving now. I am not moving."
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"I'm just going home."
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"Are you guys coming back to my place?"
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"What's--what's-- or are you guys going back to--"
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"we wrapping up the weekend?"
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"No?"
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"♪ Need a cup to perk me up"
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"♪ coffee in the morning"
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"I hope you don't mind."
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"We decided to throw you a pizza party"
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"to say congrats for cracking the case."
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"Those are calzones!"
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"- I love calzones! - We know!"
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"I think it's safe to say I made the right choice."
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"What's up, guys?"
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"Hey!"
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"BFF slideshow?"
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"You know that even after we leave Pawnee,"
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"Ann will always be your best friend."
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"And it's not that long a trip."
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"if the governor would return my calls"
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"about my Pawnee-to-Ann arbor bullet train idea."
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"You know, I went to Jamm's with you because"
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"I also want to leave the right kind of legacy,"
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"and that includes Pawnee commons."
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"Well, I think I burned that bridge with Jamm."
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"We're not gonna get that lockbox."
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"And I am not singing Beauty School Dropout."
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"I have an idea."
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"And I'd like you to consider it"
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"No, thank you. I will let him know."
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"Ron, who cares who they are? That's a massive bid."
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"I'ma be a mogul."
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"I bought that cabin 18 years ago for $2,200."
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"I can't even understand what you're saying right now."
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"as a quiet refuge from the nonsense of modern life."
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"I'd like the next owners to understand"
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"I'll buy it."
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"Can you afford that house?"
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"What would you use it for?"
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"I'd go up there and take Andy and Champion"
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"and just get away from everyone else"
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"And it's where I'd bury the bodies"
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"of that annoying couple after I murder them."
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"Here's my offer."
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"I will give you everything in my purse."
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"$8, a bunch of loose cough drops,"
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"and Larry's asthma inhaler."
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"Larry, this is part of a real estate transaction now."
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"You have no legal claim to it."
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"This is the best offer I've heard yet."
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"Uh, you tripping right now."
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"Your share, mogul."
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"who was almost on The Apprentice,"
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"so this better be good."
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"and you get me in your hip pocket."
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"Starting in my next term as city manager,"
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"I will give you one huge I.O.U.,"
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"no questions asked."
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"Jamm likes the sound of that."
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"Let's make it five I.O.U.s, and you got a deal."
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"You drive a hard bargain, but you leave me no choice."
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"Fine. Five huge IOUs."
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"You must really want that park."
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"I do. Yes."
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"Leslie, you're my best friend too."
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"Well, vote passed. 3-2."
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"Jamm is gonna be so pissed when he finds out"
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"and your I.O.U.s are worthless."
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"Are you sure you're okay with what you did?"
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"Well, it's not the most ethical thing"
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"that I've ever done,"
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"- Mm-hmm. - And I hope that this eases"
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"some of the pain of us moving away a little bit."
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"Well, I got a raise,"
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"and you have the votes if you want the job."
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