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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Cones of Dunshire (S06E06)

"I'm about to play golf with a guy"
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"You give Leslie her lockbox,"
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"Hmm."
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"Deal, guys."
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"I'm doing it all for my best friend."
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"That's all I wanted to hear."
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"but on the flip side, Jamm is a big, mean dope."
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"that that's happening."
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"The reason I ask is this town is gonna need"
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"a new city manager."
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"And I've talked to some people,"
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"Wh--"
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"I'm just kidding, you can do whatever you want."
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"Actually, Barney,"
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news."
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"Today's my last day."
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"and I have to quit. Again."
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"If anyone could appreciate it, it's you guys."
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"No, babe. Are you ready?"
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"Yes?"
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"I got fired from running the Sweetums Foundation."
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"Thanks to me. Sorry, again."
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"Hey, blessing in disguise."
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"I took a job at this accounting firm,"
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"they've tried to hire me three times, I finally gave in."
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"But I've had a week off in between jobs,"
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"he got deep into claymation,"
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"Two wizards, a Maverick, the arbiter, two warriors,"
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"and he wears this hat."
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"Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone,"
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"Actually, let me tell you more about the trivia cards,"
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"'cause you're gonna need to know about roadblocks first."
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"is that it's basically the game...in reverse."
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"Then you roll three dice to see how many dice you roll with."
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"Oh, 16. Perfect, lots of choices."
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"But the corporal can veto."
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"This should be green too. How did this happen?"
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"Are the cones a metaphor? Well, yes and no."
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"be able to trade lumber for agriculture credits."
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"How have I not thought of this before?"
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"This is nothing, right?"
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"As soon as Knope is gone,"
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"Jamm for three!"
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"Ha ha! What, are you trying to build a house"
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"Any new business before we adjourn?"
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"Yes, I have one--"
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"the Pawnee Commons."
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"Oh, boy."
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"The money for the Pawnee Commons,"
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"Aka..."
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"Is currently in a discretionary fund."
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"I'd like to move it to a lockbox,"
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"to ensure that it is used for that project."
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"The thing is, Leslie, this kind of decision is--"
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"gave you the stanky boot."
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"But we'll keep your money safe, baby girl."
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"Yeah, now I do."
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"until, let's say, the second Knope is gone."
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"Video Ron demand."
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"The time has come to sell my cabin."
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"But I haven't had much luck finding a buyer."
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""For sale. Small house."
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"Location: Forest.""
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"It's a little wordy, don't you think?"
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"shotgun shells or animal carcasses.""
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"The hell is wrong with you, Swanson?"
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"Fine, I'll clean up the shotgun shells,"
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"but the carcasses remain to fertilize my berry patch."
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"If you really want to unload that little horror cabin,"
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"you gonna need a professional to stage it properly."
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""Regal Meagle Realty.""
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""Find your castle.""
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"Fine, I suppose I could use some help."
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"in the game, maybe split that commission?"
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"I'll split that commish."
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"♪ Split that commish"
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"I even thought about downhill skiing."
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"A mogul mogul."
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"That's a hot mogul right now."
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"How you doing, Barney? Good to see you again."
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"Dad! He's here!"
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"Hello, Ben. I'm Frank."
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"I took the job when you passed it up last time."
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"Heard a lot about you."
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"Let's see if you live up to the hype."
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"I'm not joking."
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"Oh."
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"Frank seems cool."
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"Well, tell everybody in Michigan I said hi,"
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"she posted on Pinterest."
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"Oh, the father of your child is here."
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"I have to go. I'll talk to you soon."
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"I hope you were speaking to her in a calming voice"
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"'cause babies can hear everything."
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"You got my message about Jamm being a dinkhead?"
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"Yes, but as city manager, I can't play sides."
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"a little dinky at times."
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"And I would know because I'm keeping score."
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"I have gone head-to-head with Jamm 112 times."
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"I will not lose our last battle."
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"Will you help me?"
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"Oh."
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"The way you stood up like that,"
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"I thought it was gonna go a different way."
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"And I will assist you in any way that I can."
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"only qualified."
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"So what's the story, Ron?"
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"Diane making you sell this place?"
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"Two cabins."
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"The new cabin I bought has a great tire swing"
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"for the girls, access to a lake"
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"Plus, it doesn't have these razor-sharp"
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"perimeter defense planks sticking out of the ground."
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"I usually get a 5% commission, but I'll do it for 3%."
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"Make it 5%."
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"- Respect. - Donna, baby."
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"For the fireplace, I'm thinking fake antlers."
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"But what kind of scarves do we want to hang"
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"off the fake antlers?"
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"That'll look legit next to those antique "Visit France" posters."
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